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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


StrangersInTheNight posted:

Uh yeah a whole lot of therapy and sex work happens on Zoom. They're gonna generate the weirdest porn about self-actualization.

Some government agencies/ entities use zoom for privileged discussions. I'm guessing they may have carved that out...?

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Thesaurus posted:

Some government agencies/ entities use zoom for privileged discussions. I'm guessing they may have carved that out...?

Lol

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

doctorfrog posted:

This passage kinda haunts me, even though I should be armored against stuff like it:

Woah woah woah…

Do you know what book this is from? I used to own it and have been looking for a copy for ages, if I remember right it has to fingertips nearly touching with electricity running between them.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Outrail posted:

Yeah I got this too.

Mostly identified this as total bullshit scam, but a part of me wondered if Elon and Bill were actually involved in this bullshit scam.

I don’t think Bill Gates is the nice guy he wants everyone to think but I don’t think scamming people who listen to podcasts serves any of his purposes. Right now he’s most concerned with how he goes down in history.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Bill Gates sent me $500 for forwarding that email to all of my friends

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

credburn posted:

What does this mean? This is the second time I've seen this.

https://youtu.be/5a77WgZN22o

Enjoy !!!

(Do not ask me to explain it )

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

euphronius posted:

https://youtu.be/5a77WgZN22o

Enjoy !!!

(Do not ask me to explain it )

Gotta be some fetish poo poo.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

euphronius posted:

https://youtu.be/5a77WgZN22o

Enjoy !!!

(Do not ask me to explain it )

Ohhh

oh no

I knew of that one girl from the hot dog yum thing... I didn't realize this went beyond her

Well here's something that just got shittier: Firefox updated itself and now I get no sound in YouTube. What the gently caress. It worked fine last night. All other browsers fine. God dammit.

edit: oh Firefox won't play sound at all on anything argh

credburn fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Aug 9, 2023

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Extra row of tits posted:

Woah woah woah…

Do you know what book this is from? I used to own it and have been looking for a copy for ages, if I remember right it has to fingertips nearly touching with electricity running between them.

The Machine Stops, a short story I first read in an Adbusters way back in the early aughts, in a mighty bookstore chain long since turned to dust. The story is also public domain and easily found online, maybe you read it in an anthology book?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

credburn posted:

What does this mean? This is the second time I've seen this.

It doesn't MEAN anything. That's the beauty of it.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Ads are loving everywhere. Holy poo poo. Stop trying to sell me poo poo all the time. I was researching something today for work about an old payroll system, and there were three midroll ads in a 20-frame slideshow on the payroll system developer's own website. Not even for their own software or services. Just random other poo poo. gently caress all the way off with that.

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Got a bottle of febreeze to freshen up furniture before friends came to stay (we have pets and even though everything is tidy I worry about it). I sat my cloth grocery bags down on the couch and came back a minute later to find the entire loving bottle leaking into the cushion. I looked at the thing and you barely have to nudge it for the enire spray element to come off, what the everloving gently caress there are NO THREADS holding it in place. It ruined half a pack of toilet paper and an entire box of coffee filters

Now the entire place smells like nauseating perfume and I have never seen such a janky product in all my days wtf how do you gently caress up a spray nozzle, I want to open windows but it's too hot to turn off the AC so I hope no one gets devastating headaches

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

The google calendar android widget now uses half of its vertical space to show you the day of the month instead of your actual calendar entries.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

flesh dance posted:

Got a bottle of febreeze to freshen up furniture before friends came to stay (we have pets and even though everything is tidy I worry about it). I sat my cloth grocery bags down on the couch and came back a minute later to find the entire loving bottle leaking into the cushion. I looked at the thing and you barely have to nudge it for the enire spray element to come off, what the everloving gently caress there are NO THREADS holding it in place. It ruined half a pack of toilet paper and an entire box of coffee filters

Now the entire place smells like nauseating perfume and I have never seen such a janky product in all my days wtf how do you gently caress up a spray nozzle, I want to open windows but it's too hot to turn off the AC so I hope no one gets devastating headaches

Email them- I send emails anytime I’m unhappy now.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Not threading the thingys saves the company several cents a year, you loving communist.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
If all goes well with the email they'll send you few more bottles so you can ruin more of your stuff!

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Spotify has a new side panel when you click the arrow near album art and why can it just be a larger image of the album art like before??? How is this an improvement???

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

teen witch posted:

Spotify has a new side panel when you click the arrow near album art and why can it just be a larger image of the album art like before??? How is this an improvement???

I hate this so much. I keep Spotify open on my vertical monitor and that garbage panel takes up almost half the space and none of the information on it is useful.

Spotify is a pretty great example of a thing that worked perfectly fine and then steadily got worse every time new features were added by some useless exec trying to justify their job.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

for fucks sake posted:

The google calendar android widget now uses half of its vertical space to show you the day of the month instead of your actual calendar entries.

Don't forget about the GIGANTIC IMAGES that automatically replace a block background and make color coding a calendar entry useless if you dare to include a word like "lunch" anywhere in the title

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

is pepsi ok posted:

I hate this so much. I keep Spotify open on my vertical monitor and that garbage panel takes up almost half the space and none of the information on it is useful.

Spotify is a pretty great example of a thing that worked perfectly fine and then steadily got worse every time new features were added by some useless exec trying to justify their job.

It's basically a social media/data scraping app at this point. If you can find an old Spotify Lite apk kicking around you can relive the glory days of just listening to some goddamn music without draining 80% of your phone battery and giving yourself a migraine from the world's busiest visual interface (for an audio client).

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

People were saying in like 2005 that corporations would kill the internet and - it took a bit - but they were right. It’s dead

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.
This has been going on a while, but what's up with wikia? First off all it's the first hit of you search any niche gamer culture poo poo, like mechanics for games, game items, or literally anything if the algorithm thinks you play Minecraft. So that, but also the pages are literally 90% ads, about 6 different kinds of ads. Can't read anything until you click at least 3 times and the page jumps around like a dog chasing a squirrel and they're both on crack. You know I'm desperate to learn some nerdy poo poo if I wade through a wikia article...

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Please for the love of god install an adblocker.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

humpthewind posted:

Please for the love of god install an adblocker.

But adblocks deprive good honest malware installers money. :(

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Wikia is a victim of a vicious pincer attack of the owners being incredibly, egregiously greedy on the one flank, and the kids who should be their primary demographic not knowing how to use a web browser so they never leave discord on the other flank.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

humpthewind posted:

Please for the love of god install an adblocker.
Why would anybody not have done this already in 2023? Do you people also go around sucking on doorknobs?

I don’t think I’ve sat through a full commercial in at least 10 years. It’s so bizarre and disturbing now when I do see an ad that I have to turn my eyes away and mute it until it’s over.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

humpthewind posted:

Please for the love of god install an adblocker.

If there are any for iOS Safari I’m all ears

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Oh my god, JC!

teen witch posted:

If there are any for iOS Safari I’m all ears

I don't know anything about iPhone but if you install a pihole at home it will at least block everything while you're connected to wifi

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Time_pants posted:

Ads are loving everywhere. Holy poo poo. Stop trying to sell me poo poo all the time. I was researching something today for work about an old payroll system, and there were three midroll ads in a 20-frame slideshow on the payroll system developer's own website. Not even for their own software or services. Just random other poo poo. gently caress all the way off with that.

Maybe if you bought more stuff capitalism wouldn't need to advertise at you so much.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

Why would anybody not have done this already in 2023? Do you people also go around sucking on doorknobs?

I don’t think I’ve sat through a full commercial in at least 10 years. It’s so bizarre and disturbing now when I do see an ad that I have to turn my eyes away and mute it until it’s over.

My wife and her family love to watch live sports. They repeat the same 6 commercials over and over again all day. I have to leave the room or the house to do something else after about 20 minutes.

Also nhl just did this last year lol
https://sports.yahoo.com/nhl-fans-are-already-fed-up-with-the-new-digital-board-ads-153359581.html

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

teen witch posted:

If there are any for iOS Safari I’m all ears

Pihole or if you’re lazy you can just use adguard dns

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The amount of ads in baseball games during the game is unwatchable in most parks

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Armacham posted:

My wife and her family love to watch live sports. They repeat the same 6 commercials over and over again all day. I have to leave the room or the house to do something else after about 20 minutes.

Also nhl just did this last year lol
https://sports.yahoo.com/nhl-fans-are-already-fed-up-with-the-new-digital-board-ads-153359581.html

quote:

"Like anything else, you're going to have your people that don't like it, that think it is difficult to watch. But over time, like everything else, people will get used to it, and we're not concerned at all whatsoever," Keith Wachtel, the NHL's chief business officer and executive vice president of global partnerships, told ESPN ahead of the season.

Lol

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

One time someone in production screwed up and the entire game had no announcers, commercials, or graphics and was just baseball + the sound of the stadium and it was the best game I have ever watched in my life.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yes I watch basketball without sound

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts

teen witch posted:

If there are any for iOS Safari I’m all ears

AdGuard and Firefox Focus both do the job.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

euphronius posted:

Yes I watch basketball without sound

But the squeak noises?!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

A sad sacrifice. But worth it. The announcers don’t even talk about the game anymore . When they do, they just talk about how much they dislike it

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Armacham posted:

My wife and her family love to watch live sports. They repeat the same 6 commercials over and over again all day. I have to leave the room or the house to do something else after about 20 minutes.

Also nhl just did this last year lol
https://sports.yahoo.com/nhl-fans-are-already-fed-up-with-the-new-digital-board-ads-153359581.html

Yeah same, haven't had cable in over 5 years but I still watch the NBA and the NFL so those are the only times I watch TV commercials, and my loving god they are so bad. The worst is when you see an ad in week 1 that's kinda cute and funny, but by week 10 when you're seeing it for the 5000th time it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard.

Also re: putting an ad blocker on your router, I can't do this because I have fiber and my provider puts a hard coded certificate on their routers to encrypt/decrypt the data. So that means I have to rent the router from them instead of using my own, and of course I can't access any of the settings to install anything or even change the DNS. Putting 3rd party firmware on it would cut off my internet traffic.

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anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

humpthewind posted:

Please for the love of god install an adblocker.

AdBlockers got worse in the 2010s. Every single one that i once trusted got Google Chromed.

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