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Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Dawgstar posted:

Aw, a shame that MMA fight between him and Zuck got squashed. We could have seen Elon bust out a sick Frankensteiner.

I'm not sure if I want to see Zuck hitting a Ganso Bomb on Elon or not.

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

fez_machine posted:

It's where famous wrestler Andreza the giant panda is from

It's also renowned for its countless soap factories.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Dawgstar posted:

Aw, a shame that MMA fight between him and Zuck got squashed. We could have seen Elon bust out a sick Frankensteiner.

Nah this is him pretending it's going to happen and this medical issue that will definitely require surgery will just stop him from doing it, even though he was totally going to go through with it

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

Nah this is him pretending it's going to happen and this medical issue that will definitely require surgery will just stop him from doing it, even though he was totally going to go through with it

I sort of picture Zuckerberg as like that one Key and Peele skit where KMK plays the Brazllian MMA guy.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Zuckerberg would pretzel him and then hit him with the backyardiest psycho driver variant you’ve ever seen

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Some real life chair shots during "gently caress around and find out" moment in Alabama

https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1688217322933432320?t=hLQL27Mj9FmipGAUiGxZ0Q&s=19

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Some real life chair shots during "gently caress around and find out" moment in Alabama

https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1688217322933432320?t=hLQL27Mj9FmipGAUiGxZ0Q&s=19

There are few forces on this earth as dumb as private boat owners

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


You know you done hosed up when a motherfucker is swimming over to throw down

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


The Cameo posted:

You know you done hosed up when a motherfucker is swimming over to throw down

Everybody a badass until aquaman show up

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



https://twitter.com/ThereGoTerry/status/1688509564595937281?s=20

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

when keeping it real goes wrong

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/1688676411442147328

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Elon buy and tank the WWE as your next jape

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

History Comes Inside! posted:

Elon buy and tank the WWE as your next jape

"verified" fan membership where your sign always shows up in front of everyone else's

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Bringing back the thunder dome because he went on another stimulant bender and fired the live events team so they can’t tour anymore

HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022

History Comes Inside! posted:

Elon buy and tank the WWE as your next jape

He'll appoint Jerry Lawler head of the CSE team

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Zuck's finisher is a paradise lock called Privacy Settings

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

no amount of nicknames, titles, or minor league booking runs will ever make him anything else than a born loving loser

e: actually these two would get along great after bonding over spending decades of their lives desperately trying to get people to think they're cool

Whoolighams fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Aug 8, 2023

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Kogumart.
https://twitter.com/kogumastardom/status/1688960295715356672

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Whoolighams posted:

no amount of nicknames, titles, or minor league booking runs will ever make him anything else than a born loving loser

e: actually these two would get along great after bonding over spending decades of their lives desperately trying to get people to think they're cool

You think that but I don't see you hanging out with two of the most famous and wealthy people on planet Earth.

https://twitter.com/freeseDWI/status/1689008798881697792

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

MassRafTer posted:

You think that but I don't see you hanging out with two of the most famous and wealthy people on planet Earth.

https://twitter.com/freeseDWI/status/1689008798881697792

good point, they can also swap stories about knowing people who made efforts to cloak child predators

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


https://twitter.com/wwe/status/1689058401257418752?s=46&t=d324wuw4f1OqNfy_H8U8UQ

I will say that promoting WM40 which is gonna be in Philly at a Mets game is hilarious.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Before Honma turned completely to leather

https://twitter.com/CiaranRH93/status/1688867654495334402

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Terry Funk rules.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
where did they pull that table from :wtc:

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Emi is having a hug festival also can't open the door to AEW
https://twitter.com/sakura_gtmv/status/1689362613623271424

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1689448334493126656

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

THEY ARE KILLING THE BUSINESS!

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


WWE better punish her for being a traitor

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Do it like Miro and punish her for breaking a storyling and release her right now. I have absolutely no ulteriormotives for this.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

fez_machine posted:

Emi is having a hug festival also can't open the door to AEW
https://twitter.com/sakura_gtmv/status/1689362613623271424

What does that mean in sensible sentences? Does she feel like she can’t break through in AEW?

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

What does that mean in sensible sentences? Does she feel like she can’t break through in AEW?

No, she literally couldn't open a door

Here's the twitter translation:

quote:

I had five weeks off, so I sneaked into the venue with my heart pounding like a transfer student, but I was relieved that everything was going as usual. The lever on the door didn't move and I couldn't open it while it was clattering. Everyone's normal is the default and kind. I'm having a hug festival. Good luck here again.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


fez_machine posted:

No, she literally couldn't open a door

Here's the twitter translation:

I was going to jokingly suggest she literally couldn't open a door but god bless Emi Sakura for turning my joke I decided not to make into reality

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
I will never joke about Emi getting lost, losing her luggage, unable to reach the shelf, door doesn't open for her or how many people give her hugs

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


fez_machine posted:

I will never joke about Emi getting lost, losing her luggage, unable to reach the shelf, door doesn't open for her or how many people give her hugs

Emi and Ibushi should have a travel show no insurance company would cover them at all

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Bowens_Official/status/1689049994261929984?t=KzDbfABTb7SzfsJpKEkfTg&s=19

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1689084777213595648?t=qcMZH-G5s6hiQWpSCzOBrg&s=19

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



lmao

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Wrong thread.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/dustinrhodes/status/1689554059651661824

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