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Just a Moron posted:Kanye is always mad he's very calm, actually. someone would even say that he is a calm hitler
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Aug 10, 2023 21:13
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Parity warning posted:i'm legitimately curious about the musical instruments and equipment, what are the odds that stuff was stolen from suddenly fired employees locked out of the office nah, tech bubble companies love setting up stupid poo poo like this. "we'll give you $10k budget out of the slush fund to start a company band! it'll be fun! Hang with your coworkers and 'rock out'!"
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Aug 10, 2023 21:18
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kanye is going to be banned not because of anything antisemitic he will tweet but because he will call elon a bitch for not wanting to fight zuckerberg
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Aug 10, 2023 21:21
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Robin Williams Twitter Tribute "Photo Mosaic of Celebrity Tribute Tweets"
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Aug 10, 2023 21:25
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Jonny 290 posted:nah, tech bubble companies love setting up stupid poo poo like this. "we'll give you $10k budget out of the slush fund to start a company band! it'll be fun! Hang with your coworkers and 'rock out'!" sounds better than working at X at least
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Aug 10, 2023 21:26
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1glitch0 posted:I know those who are very successful in corporate or politics have no discernible skills aside from a very good gift at bullshitting, but it always blows my mind that they often don't even have good bullshitting skills. Like this lady was at the top of her game before joining Twitter and she's terrible at basic presentation of the brand or herself. It's crazy. So that stuff might be all well and good when you're at NBCU and you're doing softball press and the only people that actually know about you are other industry heads, but not with this very public 5-alarm fire swirling on around you and you're still relatively new to being in this type of role. Your first major TV interview as CEO is you just contorting yourself to defend just simply indefensible decisions for a guy who literally said just days ago that your position is a joke. I'm not giving her a single shred of the benefit of the doubt because she knew who she was aligning with and she gets paid for it, but that CNBC interview was a person who isn't exactly all-in with this. I don't know. shyduck has issued a correction as of 21:35 on Aug 10, 2023 |
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Aug 10, 2023 21:32
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Parity warning posted:sounds better than working at X at least it seems fun at first but after a couple of months you realize they're just trying to keep you in the office 12-16h a day.
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Aug 10, 2023 21:36
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TheMightyBoops posted:lol what the gently caress? Yeah. Elon thinks the cae having its own simcard and OS will replace the Android Auto and Apple Carplay in useability. To some extent it is true, as the onboard system is decent. However it is still a common complaint from users and it has significantly simplified car radio design to outsource that poo poo to the cellphones. Plus, most people really like Android Auto and Apple Carplay. it’s not a barrier that is supposed to be solved, it’s the feature they want.
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Aug 10, 2023 21:40
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Glumwheels posted:Someone tweeting Jews and gays shouldn’t exist is healthy discourse right? just embed a Ukraine flag on his username and he’ll receive a pass from the media
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Aug 10, 2023 21:42
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Jonny 290 posted:nah, tech bubble companies love setting up stupid poo poo like this. "we'll give you $10k budget out of the slush fund to start a company band! it'll be fun! Hang with your coworkers and 'rock out'!" loving ping pong tables and go karts and poo poo while im on the phone with clients desperately trying to fix the hosed up and entirely preventable disasters caused by the very same people playing ping pong and driving go karts past my desk
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Aug 10, 2023 21:43
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Jonny 290 posted:it seems fun at first but after a couple of months you realize they're just trying to keep you in the office 12-16h a day. i didn't say it seemed fun, just better than slaving away 22-24 hours a day for elon musk in the backrooms
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Aug 10, 2023 21:45
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increasingly agitated liberal angered that Kanye gets to freely use 2 N words
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Aug 10, 2023 21:46
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at my first startup job i mentioned to my supervisor in a one-on-one meeting that it was one thing to ask us to spend ten hour days at the office, but i really didn't appreciate dealing with the nerf gun wars that people wanted to have starting at 6 or 7 two months later i got fired for "being too negative" lmao owned
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Aug 10, 2023 21:47
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i am harry posted:https://bid.hgpauction.com/auctions/8660/herita10216  outside of the first three items none of this is from rebranding, this is him literally clearing out every single break room and possible comfort item for workers and any meeting area that he isn’t directly able to look into where workers might get a slight break from being around him. I feel really, really bad for those visa workers, dear god
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Aug 10, 2023 21:50
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Vomik posted:increasingly agitated liberal angered that Kanye gets to freely use 2 N words 2?
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Aug 10, 2023 21:51
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Yeah I've had people flip out because they're working with me to put out a fire and their screen is getting hit with darts and then a manager will explain how they're making work fun while an actual manager runs up yelling fix it fix it fix it
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Aug 10, 2023 21:51
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moist turtleneck posted:Yeah I've had people flip out because they're working with me to put out a fire and their screen is getting hit with darts and then a manager will explain how they're making work fun while an actual manager runs up yelling fix it fix it fix it "The best way to make work fun is to work as little as possible" isnt exactly wrong
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Aug 10, 2023 21:55
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i am harry posted:https://bid.hgpauction.com/auctions/8660/herita10216 https://bid.hgpauction.com/auctions/8660/herita10216/lot-details/6f3fc8d3-847e-4be8-9377-b04e00199ccf
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Aug 10, 2023 21:59
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DynamicSloth posted:Why were they rebuilding the Unabomber cabin in their HQ? Well, if it's anything like what happened to the actual Unabomber cabin they want a quiet spot for the interns to bone in.
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Aug 10, 2023 22:02
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sounds like some of you aren’t cut out for working at a daycare, tbh
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Aug 10, 2023 22:04
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https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1689714841089421312?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA
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Aug 10, 2023 22:20
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Your date arrives, and she is also your ant exterminator. What's the first thing you say to her?
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Aug 10, 2023 22:33
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your uber driver arrives and she's also a 12 foot tall mammoth, what's the first thing you say to her
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Aug 10, 2023 22:41
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shyduck posted:Your date arrives, and she is also your ant exterminator. What's the first thing you say to her? i have an infestation in my pants
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Aug 10, 2023 22:42
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1689714841089421312?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA first thing I say is why is your play button pointing backwards
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Aug 10, 2023 22:44
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1689714841089421312?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA I ask her to honk the horn
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Aug 10, 2023 22:45
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Concerning
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Aug 10, 2023 22:47
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1689714841089421312?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA “You guys were about to strike. Do you think the new contract benefits new hires and part timers more?”
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Aug 10, 2023 22:47
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Ian Miles Cheong who has never lived in the united states nor interacted with a UPS driver posted that
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Aug 10, 2023 23:04
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yeah plenty of people liberated from using twitter
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Aug 10, 2023 23:08
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Don't bid on any of the twitter furniture unless you're in the Bay area, there's no shipping with the auction, they just carry it down to the loading dock for you.
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Aug 10, 2023 23:14
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1689714841089421312?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA "hello gorgeous, ur place or mine?" "sorry sir there seems to be some confusion im just here to deliver ur realdoll"
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Aug 10, 2023 23:20
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Orgs have come and said they’ve been unable to operate on actual tips in any sort of timely fashion now because their tip lines are now constantly inundated with qanon cultists reporting Tom Hanks is eating a child and poo poo. It’s incredibly dire well? is he??
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Aug 10, 2023 23:39
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your date arrives and she’s also the trumpet player for the all-white mariachi band that plays in the parking lot behind the chipotle you work at and also she brought all her band mates with her to the date and she’s wearing a funny sombrero and fake moustache and keeps saying “huevos” in an exaggerated accent and then giggling to herself. What’s the first thing you say to her?
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Aug 10, 2023 23:51
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Augus posted:your date arrives and she’s also the trumpet player for the all-white mariachi band that plays in the parking lot behind the chipotle you work at and also she brought all her band mates with her to the date and she’s wearing a funny sombrero and fake moustache and keeps saying “huevos” in an exaggerated accent and then giggling to herself. What’s the first thing you say to her? epic
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Aug 11, 2023 00:02
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now that money's on the line all the clout demons are going to either a) whine about not being paid (Catturd, Tim Pool) b) do absolutely desperate engagement bait posts (Ian Cheong, the guy who posted CP) and I predict c) eliminate the competition
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Aug 11, 2023 00:05
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1689714841089421312?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA how many of the replies are a variation on something like: looks like i've got a package for you this time
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Aug 11, 2023 00:06
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:Ian Miles Cheong who has never lived in the united states nor interacted with a UPS driver posted that gonna start a gimmick X the everything app account where I'm a idiot american dude who has never left cornfuck nebraska but I post exclusively about malaysian culture war issues all day every day
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Aug 11, 2023 00:06
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Rubellavator posted:how many of the replies are a variation on something like: This is the objectively correct answer
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Aug 11, 2023 00:08
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Speleothing posted:Don't bid on any of the twitter furniture unless you're in the Bay area, there's no shipping with the auction, they just carry it down to the loading dock for you. lol all the more reason to do it. Bid $1 and just leave the poo poo there for them to deal with again.
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