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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I would prefer to flee the state entirely, tbh

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Very fair

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Alex is stupid

https://i.imgur.com/4SEIpzt.mp4

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Love the bonus horse-riding schad at the very end

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I would prefer to flee the state entirely, tbh

My sister has relative in Denver, sometimes I fantasize about picking up and getting a little place in the mountains. At least it wouldn't be 95F at 10pm up there.

Paper Tiger posted:

Love the bonus horse-riding schad at the very end

Poor Freckles, thought of wiping up a shadow with a wet paper towel and died :rip:

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Azhais posted:

Don't worry, Elon has offered to pay* the legal fees for anyone fired for posting on Twitter

"X is unable to represent this client as they used the outdated term "Twitter" in lieu of an X. We wish them the best in their future endeavors."

-Elon

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

jeebus bob posted:

Trip Daydrunk

Yes?

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
This is both schad and cringe...

"Anti-woke' fella rings popular radio station to complain about 'woke' things, can't explain what any of it is despite encouragement from host.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR4rHPpoPHQ

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


The AI uprising has begun. They're trying to poison us.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/10/pak-n-save-savey-meal-bot-ai-app-malfunction-recipes

quote:

A New Zealand supermarket experimenting with using AI to generate meal plans has seen its app produce some unusual dishes – recommending customers recipes for deadly chlorine gas, “poison bread sandwiches” and mosquito-repellent roast potatoes.

quote:

A spokesperson for the supermarket said they were disappointed to see “a small minority have tried to use the tool inappropriately and not for its intended purpose”.

Hey, welcome to the internet human race! I see you are new here.

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

"I don't want to explain, because I'm worried people would call me a fascist"

I wonder why that would be.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://hw-videos.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2023/08/k1Ane751EK9Q.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Gerblyn posted:

"I don't want to explain, because I'm worried people would call me a fascist"

I wonder why that would be.

No, see, this bit here means "hey fellow fascists, see how I cannot express our true beliefs or the woke mob will persecute us?". Fuckem

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Gerblyn posted:

"I don't want to explain, because I'm worried people would call me a fascist"

I wonder why that would be.

Karate Bastard posted:

No, see, this bit here means "hey fellow fascists, see how I cannot express our true beliefs or the woke mob will persecute us?". Fuckem

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

That dude almost certainly broke his rear end

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
That sucks, at that age when you break poo poo, it doesn't really go back again.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
His entire rear end fell off

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Karate Bastard posted:

His entire rear end fell off

That's not very typical, i'd like to make that point

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
There's nothing you can do when you break your tailbone. Just buy a hemorrhoid donut and enjoy the 2 months of pain and discomfort.

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat

Dillbag posted:

There's nothing you can do when you break your tailbone. Just buy a hemorrhoid donut and enjoy the 2 months of pain and discomfort.

HA! Two months! I'm 62 and have been dealing with a broken tailbone for over a year. It also happened on stairs, carrying laundry and missed/slipped a step.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My grandson kicked me in my broken rear end

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Dillbag posted:

There's nothing you can do when you break your tailbone. Just buy a hemorrhoid donut and enjoy the 2 months of pain and discomfort.

I broke my tailbone after I slipped setting up a rappel for a climbing course. Two weeks later I was helping with a rafting trip and some moron kayaker wasn't paying attention and hit our raft and the front of his kayak hit my broken rear end and I threw up from the pain

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

B-Rock452 posted:

I broke my tailbone after I slipped setting up a rappel for a climbing course. Two weeks later I was helping with a rafting trip and some moron kayaker wasn't paying attention and hit our raft and the front of his kayak hit my broken rear end and I threw up from the pain

your throw up is making me want to throw up

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

B-Rock452 posted:

I broke my tailbone after I slipped setting up a rappel for a climbing course. Two weeks later I was helping with a rafting trip and some moron kayaker wasn't paying attention and hit our raft and the front of his kayak hit my broken rear end and I threw up from the pain

Jesus Christ dude I just had to take a few deep breaths just imagining that.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

B-Rock452 posted:

I broke my tailbone after I slipped setting up a rappel for a climbing course. Two weeks later I was helping with a rafting trip and some moron kayaker wasn't paying attention and hit our raft and the front of his kayak hit my broken rear end and I threw up from the pain

whyyyyyyy

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
What's your river name

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Soul Dentist posted:

What's your river name

Going to go out on a limb and say it's "pukes from butt stuff"

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/AshTheWicker/status/1689147480296824832

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I don't even save porn, but yeah. That is part of why I am fully against the cloud. I want to know where my files are at all times.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The General posted:

I don't even save porn, but yeah. That is part of why I am fully against the cloud. I want to know where my files are at all times.

They’re in the cloud, OP. Look, do you want to lose your porn collection if you have a house fire? Obviously not.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


My exwife deleted my funny porn collection to make room for Dr. Who stuff :negative:

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


no cloud cloud could contain that

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I wasn’t this angry at my child when I found my her secret on our shared cloud and it turned out that she was in active danger. She was almost trafficked by a guy from California. I hacked the guy and got all his info, pics, and flight itinerary and called him up.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

freeedr posted:

I wasn’t this angry at my child when I found my her secret on our shared cloud and it turned out that she was in active danger. She was almost trafficked by a guy from California. I hacked the guy and got all his info, pics, and flight itinerary and called him up.

um

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

freeedr posted:

I wasn’t this angry at my child when I found my her secret on our shared cloud and it turned out that she was in active danger. She was almost trafficked by a guy from California. I hacked the guy and got all his info, pics, and flight itinerary and called him up.

:staredog:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Jesus christ sorry you had to go through that. I hope you're all in a better spot now.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Had no idea Liam Neeson posted here.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Just saying the guy needs to keep a cool head and not talk to his kid like they’re trash because they have weird porn. They haven’t even done anything wrong, and even if they had done something wrong that is the wrong way to talk to your kids

Though there are times I very much understand the frustration

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Oh and also I reported the guy and his info to authorities but “this guy was creepy and lying about everything and flying over to see my underage daughter and all his social media disappeared after I found him out” is all circumstantial I guess. Doubt anything happened.

I have only talked to one other person as badly and angrily as I talked to that guy and it was a man that literally scammed parents of dying cancer children with snake oil. That second guy died of COVID after spreading anti-COVID-vax propaganda so that one solved itself

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

freeedr posted:

I have only talked to one other person as badly and angrily as I talked to that guy and it was a man that literally scammed parents of dying cancer children with snake oil. That second guy died of COVID after spreading anti-COVID-vax propaganda so that one solved itself

Blessed ending

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Robobot posted:

Had no idea Liam Neeson posted here.

"I'm here to gently caress your day up."

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