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Parkingtigers posted:https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1689489799349207040?s=20 If anyone wonders why ol musky is sending this barely coherent dude to bat for him. The guy's name is Nick Pickles. He's pickle Niiiiick!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PhazonLink posted:work Working for Monsters
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E the Shaggy posted:In another sign that everything is going great at X, Elon has opened up a new auction to sell everything that isn't nailed to the floor from the San Francisco office: This is actually pretty good value, if you think a huckster like Elon will actually ship this poo poo to you rather than send you a brick and use your credit card info to buy horrible porn.
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Aug 10, 2023 22:20
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It says in the terms there's no shipping, you have to pick the stuff up from the musk hole yourself. They will help you load it in your vehicle though
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Shageletic posted:This is actually pretty good value, if you think a huckster like Elon will actually ship this poo poo to you rather than send you a brick and use your credit card info to buy horrible porn. I'm willing to roll the dice if I can get a Markbass amp for like $50, those things fuckin slap.
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Aug 10, 2023 22:24
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i think it's just awful that people cna post elon muks assassination coordinates. it's super awful. everybody should good check it out so they know first-hand how awful it is.
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Aug 10, 2023 22:25
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I used a script to wipe all my tweets, but my handle is my IRL name and the only other person with my name is a huge pro-Elon dickhead and I'll be goddamned if I cede it to them.
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Aug 10, 2023 22:33
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No Mods No Masters posted:It says in the terms there's no shipping, you have to pick the stuff up from the musk hole yourself. They will help you load it in your vehicle though Are they selling the sink?
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Aug 10, 2023 22:40
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Pirate Radar posted:Are they selling the sink? Hell I bet if Elon signed the sink he walked in with one of his rubes would pay 5 figures for it
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Aug 10, 2023 22:44
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elonbm mboucks
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CommieGIR posted:Zuck keeps his mouth shut and doesn't try to be the main character, otherwise he has the same lovely opinions and ego as Musk I can no longer dissociate Zuckerberg from high energy in theory but low energy in practice ads about dialysis in Wyoming
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Aug 10, 2023 22:53
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"Elon The Blob versus Zuck Nightcrawler" energy
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Aug 10, 2023 22:58
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maybealabia posted:It felt like a stupid argument on its face
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Aug 10, 2023 23:18
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smoobles posted:ahaha they're just selling random things left behind in people's offices like guitars jam session rooms are fairly common at the big internet factories, and are actually pretty great for working through bullshit engineering demands with your team. waaaaay better than having meetings about that garbage but it makes work not miserable and also you have to be either talented or willing to learn and practice so of course elon hates it
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Aug 10, 2023 23:33
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Aug 10, 2023 23:44
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It is both insane that he replies to his own quotes and also that other people don’t think that’s the most pathetic and obviously narcissistic thing they’ve seen in their lives
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Aug 10, 2023 23:52
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Ah yes, Musk University, where Musk states the blatantly apparent.
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Aug 10, 2023 23:55
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CommieGIR posted:Ah yes, Musk University, where Musk states the blatantly apparent. Musk University is the natural place to attend after graduating from Donda Academy.
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Rad Russian posted:Pretty sure that's Elon declaring work from home illegal as Jamboards are used for remote collaboration. Basically, you have to come into the office and work like a 1920s factory worker - no coffee, no game rooms, no lunch tables for a break. You only sell this poo poo if you're moving. Most companies dont even bother trying to sell any of this stuff, they just leave it behind for the next company to demo when they remodel the space.  does seem like he's folding up shop for Daly City, or Austin
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I love that the $44 billion valuation of the company is used as a basis for arguing for huge fines. Like yeah you're a $44 billion company you must be making money hand over fist, right? It's an ice cold burn when you think about it.
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nah, it’s all the stuff that throws him into a narcissistic rage whenever he walks around the office. that drat bird. the instruments he can’t play. the cozy little nooks where people skip out on work and plot against him e: oh, and linda needed something to do
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Aug 11, 2023 00:36
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Foo Diddley posted:lmao yeah one of my friends acutally believes that the richest man on earth is couch surfing in his motherfucking 50s 
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Aug 11, 2023 00:39
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CommieGIR posted:Ah yes, Musk University, where Musk states the blatantly apparent. How dare you, his profound insights and philosophical musing of his own quotes rival Confucius and Mao and will be studied for eons to come
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Aug 11, 2023 00:49
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holtemon posted:Guys guys check this out
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Aug 11, 2023 00:52
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every musk quote account is also run by him and he doesn't even try to hide it
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:It is both insane that he replies to his own quotes and also that other people don’t think that’s the most pathetic and obviously narcissistic thing they’ve seen in their lives It's his university! He's supposed to be there!
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Aug 11, 2023 01:06
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my parents got their start in the traveling circus industry thanks to Musk U
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going to an entire goddamn university so i can learn babby's first dogwhistle
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Do people think that totaled means the car parts vanish from existence?
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I mean, I used to When I was like 10 I thought it meant "exploded like in a video game"
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Sentient Data posted:Do people think that totaled means the car parts vanish from existence? Still weird that there was no factory reset... when it was
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Sentient Data posted:Do people think that totaled means the car parts vanish from existence? They get crushed into a tiny cube that gets stacked into a pile with other cubes right?
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Ghostlight posted:Not in Australia, but it is in close-by New Zealand and we spent a decent amount of time chasing down and prosecuting people for posting the Christchurch shooting video on social media. So he was probably thinking of that and not realising we're an entirely different country. I thought New Zealand was the capital city of Australia 
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Pirate Radar posted:They get crushed into a tiny cube that gets stacked into a pile with other cubes right? I learned the harsh lesson that "Totaled" might seemingly be only your bumper scraped.
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The Autopian had an article about this today that expands on the CNBC article a bit and shows off some cars that were fixed up and put back on the road. https://www.theautopian.com/crashed-teslas-are-ending-up-in-ukraine-and-former-owners-are-tracking-them/
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...! posted:I thought New Zealand was the capital city of Australia new zealand doesnt exist. you cant even find it on most maps
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It would be cool if I got in an accident and needed a new exterior part and the one I got came from my car of the same make and model I totalled last year.
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My Spirit Otter posted:new zealand doesnt exist. you cant even find it on most maps That's where they filmed power rangers for 22 years
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John Wick of Dogs posted:That's where they filmed power rangers for 22 years just because its on tv doesnt mean its a real place
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