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1980 forums the ministry of truth corrects all of jefferys state of the forums addresses so that the forums seem solvent, alive and relevant content rations have been increased for 2.3 posts per day to 1.8 posts per day the war against fark and ebaums world is entering its last stage, victory is eminent members of the inner party can turn their monitors off |
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The Voice of Labor posted:1980 forums you should post this thread actually this kicks rear end
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Aug 10, 2023 00:12
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more falafel please posted:you should post this thread actually this kicks rear end done |
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Aug 10, 2023 00:38
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everyone hates dup reggae |
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Aug 10, 2023 02:03
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The leader of the nuclear consortium gives a blistering speach after the nation enacts a no nuclear bill. "You will pay the price for your lack of fission." |
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Aug 10, 2023 09:53
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piss off a troop of clowns then end up flying down the highway with a swarm of clown cars in hot pursuit they attempt to ram your car and ricochet off one-by-one
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Aug 11, 2023 00:45
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each crashed clown car sprays a geyser of clowns and colored scarves
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Aug 11, 2023 00:48
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RavenousScoot posted:each crashed clown car sprays a geyser of clowns and colored scarves One flips over and explodes in a ball of confetti. |
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Aug 11, 2023 01:03
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baby sopranos Woke up this moooooornin You got a boom boom, you got a boom boom in your rear end (woke up this mornin) |
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Aug 11, 2023 01:20
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If its a geyser of clowns does that suggest each individual clown is very small. E: And you might even suppose that a full size clown is really an agglomeration of these tiny particulate clown. An entire mass. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Aug 11, 2023 |
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Aug 11, 2023 09:46
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Prurient Squid posted:If its a geyser of clowns does that suggest each individual clown is very small. having bloodletting done at the dr barber to balance my humors (harlequin, jester, sad clown, rodeo clown)
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Aug 11, 2023 14:45
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If only you had put sad clown last, then I could have said don't sign your posts, but alas |
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Aug 11, 2023 14:57
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"Easy Mode" cheat codes for life, other than being born upper-middle class to kind, supportive parents: Step 1. Be the producer for the the five second coin-spin intro track to Get Rich or Die Tryin'. Step 2. Listen to the full album being mastered. Realize what you are a witness to. Step 3. Retire on the spot fully assured you will be wealthy for the rest of your life. Step 4. Whenever you get sad look up your Wikipedia page reading that you contributed to "one of the best selling and most critically aclaimed albums of the last hundred years". |
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Aug 11, 2023 17:37
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Not so much "everyone knows" as "everyone's nose." I hope this one isn't too on the nose. |
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Aug 11, 2023 19:00
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RavenousScoot posted:piss off a troop of clowns then end up flying down the highway with a swarm of clown cars in hot pursuit |
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Aug 11, 2023 19:07
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Instead of climing mt everest, climbing mt afro. e: climbing mt oreo? Climing mt amarous? That last one is clever. e: Climbing mt eldergods? Climbing my analglands? Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Aug 11, 2023 |
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Aug 11, 2023 19:21
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hey guys why don't ants ever get sick? bcz they have tiny little anti-bodies
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Aug 11, 2023 19:45
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Doing world record wrong. Like instead of climbing the currently tallest peak you drill down to make the 900 ft hill you climbed the biggest vertical ascent. |
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Aug 11, 2023 21:16
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old: starting forest fires with pyrotechnics and explosives for a gender reveal party new: starting forest fires with tannerite filled watermelons for a jetski dealer fruit salad |
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Aug 12, 2023 00:16
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A bunch of egghead are playing mind chess. No board, No pieces, No record of the turns taken. Then a fistfight breaks out after an argument about who cheated. The fistfight also takes place in the mind. |
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Aug 12, 2023 09:03
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A no-holes-barred league of risqué wrestling. E: Alternatively, an all-holes-barred risqué male escort service. |
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Aug 12, 2023 10:47
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What did the misdiagnosed duck say to the doctor? Quack. |
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Aug 12, 2023 12:44
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Competetive rhythmic niceness competition. With the same audience commentary as rap battles. And the contestents trash talk each other in dedicdedly not nice ways. Posting on Instagram 'Mr Sweet is going down. He got nothing. Couldn't make Brad Pitt feel pretty or an Einstein feel smart. Talentless fool needs to give it up and make way for a new champion.'. Then when it comes to the event it's more like Your smile is brighter than all others (Yeya) Your warmth, strength, and courage remind me of my mother's (Snap!) Tried to write down your virtues; stacks of paper taller than two CN Towers (Oh sh*t!) I gave up after fourteen hours (Awwwwww!!) |
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Aug 12, 2023 14:33
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Karate Bastard posted:What did the misdiagnosed duck say to the doctor? What did the duck say at the doctor's office? What seems to be the problem? |
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Aug 12, 2023 14:37
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Yo yo, yo yo, make some space for my brother Po Light He's modest but his rhymes be air tight through the flow as he's moving to write autographs on the ladies tight whites While the other guy is fuming behind a timid smile, trying frantically to think up some E rated lyrics in praise of his opponent's sexual prowess and general philantropy |
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Aug 12, 2023 14:45
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worm words. But the problem is that the worms unfold and respell the words so it says something else. |
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Aug 12, 2023 15:07
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"Croc it all!" the crocodile proclaimed. "That's a crock" said the cock. |
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Aug 12, 2023 17:57
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Ham Howitzer. e: Shame Methodist. |
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Aug 12, 2023 19:59
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the angry police chief yells: "DICKBUTT!" |
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Aug 13, 2023 05:11
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He gets results! |
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Aug 13, 2023 13:48
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Going to a psychiatrist named Sigmund Food. |
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Aug 13, 2023 14:47
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New inexplicable fashion trend is adopting the style and mannerisms of Dr. Evil, but not all at once where you would instantly recognize it as a costume. Like one dude will shave his hair and use makeup for a fake scar. Another will wear the grey jacket. But then someone else will dress normally but keep tipping his pink to his lips. Women wear 'I'm With Douglas Powers' t-shirts. And interest in adopting Persian cats skyrockets. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Aug 13, 2023 |
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Aug 13, 2023 14:51
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smurfs are real but they organize into a swarm like army ants when hungry and strip their target down to bone before returning to acting/talking like normal smurfs
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Aug 13, 2023 19:09
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drat, someone stole my joke.
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Aug 13, 2023 19:33
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cryptid forum threads and ancient alien type tv specials and interviews but they're looking for paul bunyan
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Aug 13, 2023 19:41
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Gay bar where the workers dress and act in character as queer coded villains from popular media called The Low Hanging Fruit. Halfling-run breastaurant called The Low Hanging Knocker. This refers to the door.
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Aug 13, 2023 22:02
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your house has been blessed and favor by the cat god. it will always smell of cat. empty quote this message or your house won't always smell of cat. |
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Aug 13, 2023 22:50
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The Voice of Labor posted:your house has been blessed and favor by the cat god. it will always smell of cat. empty quote this message or your house won't always smell of cat. 
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Aug 13, 2023 22:53
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The Voice of Labor posted:your house has been blessed and favor by the cat god. it will always smell of cat. empty quote this message or your house won't always smell of cat. The curse of the cat owner is to never know the blessing of the cat god, being unable to smell its favor. |
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chronix used 9 pound hammer weedo dude is couch locked ! it may be unable to move ! |
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