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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh drat

She looked offsides live

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Hell yes, let’s get nuts

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
It was a good move for the dutch to start attacking with more than one player

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Van Der Gract is gonna have some emotions tonight

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Give away a pen, score a banger

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
My god that shot

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
The pass was absolutely perfect btw

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Literal instant redemption.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
fairytale stuff

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
hell ya

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Beerinstein? Don’t mind if I do

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Ahahaha yes!

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Lol pushes up front, scores a banger, drops back into defense.

Useless oval office strikers.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

PostNouveau posted:

Oh drat

She looked offsides live

Ban this sick filth!

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Haha gently caress she nearly just scored a cracking own goal too

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

webmeister posted:

Haha gently caress she nearly just scored a cracking own goal too

She's having a wild game.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So we're destined for penalties, right?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

habeasdorkus posted:

She's having a wild game.

Imagine being her and having to go to sleep tonight, I’d be wired for the next 96 hours

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Lmao I didn't catch that the goal scorer was also the handball player. I love soccer.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

habeasdorkus posted:

She's having a wild game.
she's retiring after this tourney, might as well make it memorable!

(fr tho, glad her 100+ and potentially final cap wasn't just 'give penalty that dumped team out')

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

whypick1 posted:

So we're destined for penalties, right?

Only if we can't get a winner after 120...135 minutes?

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
Beerensteyn's working so hard I'm just rooting for her to get one.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

mycatscrimes posted:

Lmao I didn't catch that the goal scorer was also the handball player. I love soccer.

she also gave away a penalty in the 2019 final iirc

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

mycatscrimes posted:

Beerensteyn's working so hard I'm just rooting for her to get one.

Yep

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Lots of tired legs out there, cliche, sure, but you can see they just aren't reaching their full speeds on the counters. Still giving it their all.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
That is an unbelievable defensive effort

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Paperback Writer posted:

so why is the Ballon D’Or winner benched?

Because the coach knew this game would go to ET. Some real 5D chess there.

(or the injury she's coming back from, either or)

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
lol Spanish player exaggeratedly flopping not realizing it was her own teammate behind her

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

every time they show spain number 10 shes making the same face. shes soccering HARD

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

gimme PENOS

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I heard there would be penos

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Quite enjoying that my commentator keeps calling the Spanish goal scorer “Al Dente”. Soft and nicely cooked I guess, with a bit of bite

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Sphyre posted:

gimme keeper vs. keeper PENOS

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

drat I wish she'd gotten that goal

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Wow that was close

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

FuzzySlippers posted:

drat I wish she'd gotten that goal

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

"This Dutch player said she would like to play at least one more game in the tournament. And she will, if the Dutch win this one" thank you sports commentator man

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
There was one game in the men's WC where they just couldn't stop talking about how tall one of the teams was lol

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

More like Beerenstain amirite?

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Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
FFS BEERENSTEYN!

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