Schadenfreude Reboot: ANIMAL CONTROL STOLE MY ASS

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

I was not expecting that story.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:18

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:08

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Hopefully that first guy gets poetic aids.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:22

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

ArmZ posted:

"I'm here to gently caress your day up."

You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
:madmax:

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:30

B-Rock452: Jan 6, 2005

Subjunctive posted:

whyyyyyyy

I was a poor college kid and was offered 40 bucks to tag along on some rafting trip. In hindsight it was not worth it

# ? Aug 11, 2023 02:13

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

B-Rock452 posted:

I was a poor college kid and was offered 40 bucks to tag along on some rafting trip. In hindsight it was not worth it

If you had some better hindsight you would have dodged the kayak

# ? Aug 11, 2023 04:29

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

freeedr posted:

I wasn�t this angry at my child when I found my her secret on our shared cloud and it turned out that she was in active danger. She was almost trafficked by a guy from California. I hacked the guy and got all his info, pics, and flight itinerary and called him up.

Permaban this user for admitting to doxing.

j/k that�s horrible. Good for you, and I�m glad that your daughter is safe.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 05:44

Bondematt: Jan 26, 2007; Not too stupid

B-Rock452 posted:

I was a poor college kid and was offered 40 bucks to tag along on some rafting trip. In hindsight it was not worth it

Would you say your rear end was broke?

# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:56

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

Schadenfreude Thread: Come for the Schad stay for the Liam Neeson Anecdote.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:18

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Platystemon posted:

Permaban this user for admitting to doxing.

j/k that’s horrible. Good for you, and I’m glad that your daughter is safe.

Isn't doxxing when you publicise someone's personal details? Not simply using those personal details to contact them

# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:21

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

I am attempting to cook liver in my air fryer, so there might be schad coming. This is a rare pre-schad announcement.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:33

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

Robobot posted:

Had no idea Liam Neeson posted here.

I have a very particular set of posts

# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:53

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

I am attempting to cook liver in my air fryer, so there might be schad coming. This is a rare pre-schad announcement.

Someone else's liver I hope.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:53

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

for fucks sake posted:

Someone else's liver I hope.

They�re drinking perfume from an air frier

# ? Aug 11, 2023 10:08

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

for fucks sake posted:

Someone else's liver I hope.

I bought it fair and square so it's mine.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 10:18

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

I am attempting to cook liver in my air fryer, so there might be schad coming. This is a rare pre-schad announcement.

This depends hugely upon the species of liver in question. A few skewers of chicken liver and maybe we're having an adventurous evening with Thai cuisine. A beef liver and I suspect you've already perished in a bloodfire.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 10:23

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Kenning posted:

perished in a bloodfire

What a coincidence that's my favourite death metal song

# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:21

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

canyoneer posted:

If you had some better hindsight you would have dodged the kayak

Bondematt posted:

Would you say your rear end was broke?

Lol!

# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:30

Tagra: Apr 7, 2006; If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Tagra fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Aug 11, 2023

# ? Aug 11, 2023 14:33

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Armitag3 posted:

They�re drinking perfume from an air frier

...they were doing it in Texas?

# ? Aug 11, 2023 15:13

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

for fucks sake posted:

Someone else's liver I hope.

With some fava beans and a nice keeyantey

# ? Aug 11, 2023 15:58

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Aug 11, 2023 16:01

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Tagra posted:

Don't break my butt!

# ? Aug 11, 2023 16:06

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

I am attempting to cook liver in my air fryer, so there might be schad coming. This is a rare pre-schad announcement.

A Called Schad

# ? Aug 11, 2023 16:14

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

I am attempting to cook liver in my air fryer, so there might be schad coming. This is a rare pre-schad announcement.

Schadenfriede

# ? Aug 11, 2023 16:17

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Dick Burglar posted:

...they were doing it in Texas?

Ugh.

I mean, well done, but still.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 16:24

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

`Nemesis posted:

I know trolley probably longer that boot, but I want to believe that car has some engine on it

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:25

bizwank: Oct 4, 2002

That looks like a lawn mower so it probably just rolled back under some gentle acceleration

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:39

Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

I'm pretty sure the handle was sticking out of the hatch, they didn't realize, and they slammed the hatch shut which shattered the glass. Then they basically said "gently caress it, I'll deal with it when I get there" and drove like that.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:44