Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He did, most likely a one-off random-looking manually-paid amount to make it look it like there's gold in them thar No, nothing about it was random and he never put serious effort into making it look like it was. He paid a handful of far-right guys and that's it. And catturd2 is extremely pissed he didn't get picked
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:25 |
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...! posted:No, nothing about it was random and he never put serious effort into making it look like it was. He paid a handful of far-right guys and that's it. And catturd2 is extremely pissed he didn't get picked also the Krassensteins for "fair and balanced"
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:26 |
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ShadowHawk posted:Tesla doesn't even reset the cars they sell certified pre-owned. Mine came with the previous owners address and garage door opener on the home screen, along with his kids names in the cell phone memory. It wasn't even charged. Did they at least scrape their charred remains out of it?
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:34 |
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...! posted:No, nothing about it was random and he never put serious effort into making it look like it was. He paid a handful of far-right guys and that's it. And catturd2 is extremely pissed he didn't get picked Yeah, that was my point; He probably paid some of them an amount that Elon thought would look like accredited earning from Engagement on the site (rather than him typing random numbers into a text field like it actually was) to make every other far-right bluetick mark (though, let's be honest, I repeat myself) think they could get rich too by investing in his get-rich-quick scheme for just $8 USD a month. They'll get rich any month now, promise! Just gotta Keep Posting More and get more engagement for Elon's website!!
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:35 |
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vaginite posted:Did they at least scrape their charred remains out of it? Scraping is against the law!
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:37 |
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"Yes, hi. I have a question about how the 'shaman' should be hanged on Times Square next to Trump and you two be shot as collabora... hello? hello?"
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:49 |
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The next payout for twitter blue far right shitheads will be leftovers from the auction hopefully. Thank you for your contribution @nwordfacts, come pick up you lightly used bidet at HQ.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:50 |
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redshirt posted:Scraping is against the law! Sorry sir these charred corpses are required by CA law to be included with your purchase. But I can throw in a True Coat for only $500 for the hassle.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 07:06 |
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This Twitter owner is so handsome! OMG!
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 07:31 |
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Parkingtigers posted:Uh, not to get this into big derail (because you know what we're like) but that's pretty much the opposite of what happened. To be clear, they were both awful, but they disagreed on the details of how to be awful so much that America aligned with China, it being seen as the smaller red menace, against the Soviets. USSR/China even had a war between them. Musk is an idiot.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 07:57 |
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ShadowHawk posted:Tesla doesn't even reset the cars they sell certified pre-owned. Mine came with the previous owners address and garage door opener on the home screen, along with his kids names in the cell phone memory. It wasn't even charged. Nice av
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 07:58 |
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ShadowHawk posted:Tesla doesn't even reset the cars they sell certified pre-owned. Mine came with the previous owners address and garage door opener on the home screen, along with his kids names in the cell phone memory. It wasn't even charged. Did you send him a letter telling him to complain
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:00 |
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...! posted:You didn't just buy a Tesla... you bought a used Tesla? Just want to make sure I'm understanding this properly. No way I'd buy one now, but 8 year old Teslas had stuff like steering wheels and stocks and the sort of things you'd expect from a car
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:38 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:naturally, I'm curious. What color is it? Do you ever use auto pilot? Have you ever run over a small child in the Tesla has the tesla ever caught on fire has the tesla ever run into an emergency vehicle does the Tesla talk to you? Do you talk to it? Can you connect your phone to the Tesla? Does the Tesla have a seat warmer? Can you escape out of the back if it catches on fire? can you put gas in a Tesla? Unlike my old civic it does have bluetooth and that seems to play through the speakers though it has a strange behavior of autoplaying whatever random thing was on my phone when I get into the car, even if it was some youtube video I paused hours ago It does have seat warmers and I never had that on a car so I don't really know if I'm getting quality butt-warming or run-of-the-mill butt-warming
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:42 |
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Dabir posted:Did you send him a letter telling him to complain
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:45 |
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ShadowHawk posted:No I silently deleted it cause approaching some random stranger I have no connection to and saying "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" felt kinda weird? Just ring his kids and tell them
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:52 |
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:There's been multiple studies about this. People, by and large, are just straight up incapable of seeing their luck as luck and see it in born skill. Musk just believes he's rich through his own talents and owes it to the human race to have many kids. Qouting this for future reference.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:52 |
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I'm late to Grimes chat, but I had never heard any of her songs and I looked up the one with the biggest numbers and it was poo poo. You can barely make out the words, no strong melody, and halfway through it ran out of lyrics and just repeated a line to the end. But most of all she sounded vocally like she was copying the 1980s one hit wonder Japanese Boy by Aneka.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:52 |
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ShadowHawk posted:No I silently deleted it cause approaching some random stranger I have no connection to and saying "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE" felt kinda weird? It is weird, but having his address handed out like that is also weird. Better that he knows it happened, right?
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:04 |
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lol that address thing is an actual crime in Europe
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 09:08 |
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SRQ posted:lol that address thing is an actual crime in Europe You won't care.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 10:24 |
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Parkingtigers posted:I'm late to Grimes chat, but I had never heard any of her songs and I looked up the one with the biggest numbers and it was poo poo. You can barely make out the words, no strong melody, and halfway through it ran out of lyrics and just repeated a line to the end. But most of all she sounded vocally like she was copying the 1980s one hit wonder Japanese Boy by Aneka. That's Grimes. Now you know why Elon likes her.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 10:52 |
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ShadowHawk posted:I never used autopilot, nothing about anything of it would make me trust it Interesting. Thank you.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:21 |
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Maybe he's selling up the offices to relocate to Saudi.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:47 |
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So if the creator ads revenue share participants are actually hand picked by Elon, could X be found to have committed fraud? The site makes it seem like eligibility is just a numbers game: quote:To be considered eligible for creator ads revenue sharing you must: Obviously making a
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:04 |
PhazonLink posted:work Work From Mars
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Halisnacks posted:So if the creator ads revenue share participants are actually hand picked by Elon, could X be found to have committed fraud? It only says you're eligible. Final payments are at Elon's discretion.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:08 |
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I'm trying to figure out if it's more of a ponzi scheme or pyramid
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:13 |
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Machai posted:Work From Mars Woke Family Matters
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:20 |
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Neeksy posted:I'm trying to figure out if it's more of a ponzi scheme or pyramid It's a gofundme disguised as a pyramid scheme disguised as a side hustle seo grind disguised as social media
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:35 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1689963696703848449?t=s4l6Ixr3oCYfY5h3TXb7iQ&s=19
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:38 |
*shakes world by throat* STOP BEING SO STUPID
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:39 |
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Neeksy posted:I'm trying to figure out if it's more of a ponzi scheme or pyramid I don’t think it’s either. I think the closest analogy is a lottery ticket: buy this and you could in theory receive more than you spent, but in practice you will get nothing or much less than you spent cumulatively over time.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:40 |
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1689963696703848449?t=s4l6Ixr3oCYfY5h3TXb7iQ&s=19 Will these dipshits literally book the colloseum?
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:42 |
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1689963696703848449?t=s4l6Ixr3oCYfY5h3TXb7iQ&s=19 So I take it the MRI went well.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:42 |
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Every single reply to this makes me will this planet into the sun.
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:43 |
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Halisnacks posted:I don’t think it’s either. I think the closest analogy is a lottery ticket: buy this and you could in theory receive more than you spent, but in practice you will get nothing or much less than you spent cumulatively over time. it requires people not only paying in, but spending their time and energy posting trying to get engagement in order to vie for a better payout, becoming the audience for and promoter of the same ads for weed gummies and/or substitutes for vaccinations
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# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:43 |
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Nick Pickles
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Hmm I wonder why PM of Italy
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https://twitter.com/BleepinComputer/status/1688205332667846656?t=NR4nsAmXAMxBRHnchnBw9A&s=19
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