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ShadowHawk posted:Unlike my old civic it does have bluetooth and that seems to play through the speakers though it has a strange behavior of autoplaying whatever random thing was on my phone when I get into the car, even if it was some youtube video I paused hours ago thats a bluetooth thing unfortunately. a technology so lovely it fits right in with teslas proprietary stuff
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mobby_6kl posted:Hmm I wonder why PM of Italy How ridiculous. Italy never had fascists!
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thathonkey posted:thats a bluetooth thing unfortunately. a technology so lovely it fits right in with teslas proprietary stuff fondly remembering when iphones would constantly autoplay some u2 album
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Aug 11, 2023 12:45
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mobby_6kl posted:Hmm I wonder why PM of Italy You posted this incorrectly, here 
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Tiny Timbs posted:fondly remembering when iphones would constantly autoplay some u2 album And then Billboard refused to recognize it. LOL
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1689963696703848449?t=s4l6Ixr3oCYfY5h3TXb7iQ&s=19 im about to make like $100 just off the fight actually happening in the first place. then ill be collecting another $100 from my musk loving pals when their idol's jaw hits the ground
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Aug 11, 2023 12:47
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Mokotow posted:Careful now, a I hope Elon Musk gets a prolapased anus, suffers multiple paper cuts on it, then trips and lands in a bucket of lemon juice.
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Aug 11, 2023 12:50
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I hope Elon Musk gets a prolapased anus, suffers multiple paper cuts on it, then trips and lands in a bucket of lemon juice. Gets one? He is one.
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Aug 11, 2023 12:52
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Epic location for the soon to be canceled musk versus Zuckerberg fight
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Aug 11, 2023 12:58
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If you think this fight is going to actually happen, you are a rube
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Aug 11, 2023 13:01
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There's no way this isn't a scam Just post as much garbage as you want. I'll promise to pay you and it makes it look like my platform isn't dying.  Mods!?? My posts aren't getting quoted enough!!!  I'll just use my Tesla money to buy ads for Twitter and prop it up!  "Technically lawful" definitely a phrase that normal people use all the time 
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Aug 11, 2023 13:10
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Mokotow posted:Careful now, a mad you cant wish death
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Aug 11, 2023 13:11
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kazil posted:If you think this fight is going to actually happen, you are a rube Three hours in an MRI? Did his fat rear end get wedged in the tube or something?
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Aug 11, 2023 13:11
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"My companies will happily buy [ads next to hate speech and CSAM]"
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Pipski posted:Three hours in an MRI? Did his fat rear end get wedged in the tube or something? They spent a lot of time just gawking at his torso structure Like when a dude comes into the ER with some weird tropical parasite and they have to bring on the interns around because "yo, check this gross poo poo out"
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Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1689963696703848449?t=s4l6Ixr3oCYfY5h3TXb7iQ&s=19 Rome, a society that valued individual liberty and definitely didn't have any problems with wealth inequality, pedophilia, or suppression of speech.
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Pipski posted:Three hours in an MRI? Did his fat rear end get wedged in the tube or something? not every day you get to see the insides of the hollow man
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kazil posted:If you think this fight is going to actually happen, you are a rube So his body is as shoddily contructed as his cars?
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Then why does Elon keep showing up in my For You?
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kazil posted:If you think this fight is going to actually happen, you are a rube I don't think it's going to happen, but I'm not going to be amazed if it actually does end up happening stepping back, I note that the guy bought Twitter and thus destroyed something like 35 billion dollars of his own wealth not really because of a lawsuit, but because further discovery and testimony during a tangent case would have produced documents and admissions irreparably injuring his ego that's the cage that he lives in, that's what rules him if events continue to evolve in such a way that Musk sees no other way to continue to be able to foment the giant lie that is his public image, he might do it. I don't think it's likely because there's many other ways out, but he HAS macho-stumbled his way into every rake on a path several times before Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Aug 11, 2023 |
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Aug 11, 2023 13:31
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How will they determine what is “awful (depending on your perspective)”? If someone you tend to like and follow posts something you find awful, how would they ensure that doesn’t end up in your feed?
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Aug 11, 2023 13:32
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he's gonna fight. he has hype men cheering him on 8 hours a day 5 days a week in his office as well as an (ever shrinking) fleet of online sycophants + is seen as the richest man on earth. his ego is astronomical, he replies to his own loving quotes
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i legitimately dont think he's smart enough or aware enough to realize the moment he steps into that ring, he'll be in mortal danger. he has no one around him who's willing to tell him no. his doctors shrug and go "well lets at least get this shoulder spine bullshit fixed first"
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Aug 11, 2023 13:39
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gschmidl posted:You posted this incorrectly, here This got a chuckle out of me. You'd really assume they'd make sure to get that one right. Maybe the idea is that it's read top to bottom.
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Halisnacks posted:How will they determine what is “awful (depending on your perspective)”? If someone you tend to like and follow posts something you find awful, how would they ensure that doesn’t end up in your feed? Something.....awful..... alert! Elon is scraping SA! Implement rate limiting.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Something.....awful..... alert! Elon is scraping SA! only 600 goatse a day 1200 for platinum
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Aug 11, 2023 13:50
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 nobody tell him about mussolini. don't spoil the surprise for him
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If Elon gets his way, he's just gonna keep reproducing like a bunny rabbit. In the future, there will be all kinds of Elon. Mustache Elon. Tiny Elon. We'll have to fight wave after wave of them.
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Aug 11, 2023 13:51
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DeeplyConcerned posted:If Elon gets his way, he's just gonna keep reproducing like a bunny rabbit. In the future, there will be all kinds of Elon. Mustache Elon. Tiny Elon. We'll have to fight wave after wave of them. PVE (player versus elon)
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Potato Salad posted:it's also a bit on the nose that musk is going to have his Fight For Western Digital Ideals in the literal birthplace of capital-F, textbook-definition Fascism Like I was going to make a "sparkling authoritarianism" joke or something but I can't even, it's the Champagne region of fascistic ideologies
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DeeplyConcerned posted:If Elon gets his way, he's just gonna keep reproducing like a bunny rabbit. In the future, there will be all kinds of Elon. Mustache Elon. Tiny Elon. We'll have to fight wave after wave of them. like that Twitter account that only posts AI pictures of elon as children?
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Aug 11, 2023 14:01
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Pipski posted:Three hours in an MRI? Did his fat rear end get wedged in the tube or something? He probably demanded the highest possible resolution for his entire body, and the techs smiled and nodded before leaving him there while they went for lunch. If it happened at all, which is unlikely.
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Halisnacks posted:How will they determine what is “awful (depending on your perspective)”? If someone you tend to like and follow posts something you find awful, how would they ensure that doesn’t end up in your feed? AI. Everything will be solved by AI. Even if nobody there knows what it actually is, AI will solve it.
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Hello everybody, we asked the AI the ultimate, question what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. As our AI was trained on random internet comments and other garbage, when we all saw the results our team all mutually decided to quite our jobs and start working in other fields. There will be no follow up question.
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Aug 11, 2023 14:14
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kazil posted:I'll just use my Tesla money to buy ads for Twitter and prop it up! Ah yes, companies will totally love being charged more for their ads to not appear next to "technically lawful" content. Surely a great strategy.
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cumpantry posted:he's gonna fight. he has hype men cheering him on 8 hours a day 5 days a week in his office as well as an (ever shrinking) fleet of online sycophants + is seen as the richest man on earth. his ego is astronomical, he replies to his own loving quotes I'm hyped
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Lol. It needs an "epic" setting! Are they going to play "epic" music like loving Queen or some poo poo?
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Escape From Noise posted:Lol. It needs an "epic" setting! Are they going to play "epic" music like loving Queen or some poo poo? it'll be Grimes
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