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Lesson 1: Can't Park There, Mate
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Aug 10, 2023 05:30
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Aug 10, 2023 05:39
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getting dunked on by your own signage lol
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The Lone Badger posted:I do not think I could win a fight with a goose. I could make the goose lose, but I think the odds are very low that I would be feeling that "I won" at that point. It's how I feel about fighting a cat. I'd win the fight but it's hard to feel like a winner when all your skin is torn to shreds.
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The Lone Badger posted:I do not think I could win a fight with a goose. I could make the goose lose, but I think the odds are very low that I would be feeling that "I won" at that point. There are no records of fatal goose attacks. So you probably won't lose the fight. (Or if you do they'll never find your body.) But on the other hand geese have serrated tongues.  
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Aug 10, 2023 06:26
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Elsewhere on the forums:quote:A mate once smacked a goose right across the neck using her frame pump like a expandable baton and I was in awe. Here is an example of a frame pump. It’s the black and aluminium rod under bike’s top tube. 
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Aug 10, 2023 07:53
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could a goose pull out an IUD?
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Aug 10, 2023 10:07
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Alanis Morrisette furiously rewriting some lyrics...
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:could a goose pull out an IUD? That's a helluva an act what do you call it? The byzantine aristocrats!
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Aug 10, 2023 11:16
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I was given to understand there are professionals for this sort of thing?
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By popular demand posted:I was given to understand there are professionals for this sort of thing? You can give an Aussie girl all the universal healthcare in the world but she's still Aussie.
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Nottinghamshire girls make do.
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Glenny Balls
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He's complaining that they didn't come in before they scheduled starting hour to tug their forelocks and and kiss his ring before starting work?
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"The hamburger, it cries out to me!"
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When an Australian dies are they buried six feet down under?
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Anyone here want an Australian kiss? Just PM me. It’s like a French kiss but down under
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freeedr posted:Anyone here want an Australian kiss? Just PM me. It’s like a French kiss but down under but isnt a french kiss down under is just rubbing your genitalia against each other, perhaps with some light penetration?
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freeedr posted:Anyone here want an Australian kiss? Just PM me. It’s like a French kiss but down under No, it's when you give a rim job to someone doing a headstand.
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freeedr posted:Anyone here want an Australian kiss? Just PM me. It’s like a French kiss but down under Well, it's definitely not the worst pitch a would-be PM made to voters.
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workshopping an upcoming public service announcement: - PMs should not PM - better the PM you can vote out than the one with his cock out in your PMs - P is for piss and M is for mate, we are all tired of your cock photos last one doessnt rhyme sorry
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I'm glad Tory Lanez is going to prison for his disgusting hate crimes.
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Carthag Tuek posted:well thats quite presumptuass FTFY
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