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a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Hahahah

# ? Aug 11, 2023 00:52

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# ? May 12, 2024 06:37

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Well, this loving sucks.

Pocket ash :smith:

# ? Aug 11, 2023 00:55

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

Nooner posted:

Also lol how many of us in the thread have been dale for Halloween?

Guilty, with a friend as a gender swapped Octavio carrying a jar of alien piss.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 00:56

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Guilty, with a friend as a gender swapped Octavio carrying a jar of alien piss.

Lmao that owns

# ? Aug 11, 2023 00:57

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/_cckirby/status/1689698567164686336?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Man this fuckin sucks, RIP.

SettingSun posted:

Alright everyone fire off your favorite Dale episodes.

I�m a big fan of the one where he has to get a desk job and become the VP of firing people. (Season 5, The Exterminator)

�Dale how would you like to make this your new job?�

�What, firing Gladstone? GLADSTONE!�

Love that one, but the gun club president one was one of my favorites.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:05

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

He's already got the black vote: Earl. And the gay vote.... Earl

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:07

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

https://youtu.be/Q68VitqI_sw

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:16

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Nooner posted:

I think this was Halloween 2012 or 13

I had to just buy a white and orange trucker hat and write the Mack on it

I got a weed sprayer backpack from home Depot and filled it with booze and would top off drinks with it the whole night which was extra fun

E: can't really read it in the picture but the name tag on the jumpsuit is Rusty

That's baller. I don't have any spray gear but my hat has an orange field and a weirdly cartoonish dog on it for Mack trucks which idk if it's a real period patch or hwut.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:17

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I dont think I have any pics of mine but I did smoke a bunch of cigs to commit to the bit

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:20

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I was Dr House the year before that and I kept eating Altoids out of a pill bottle all night. College Halloween parties were always a lot of fun

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:21

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

I know the problem, it's a Ford. It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:33

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

PKMN Trainer Red fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Aug 11, 2023

# ? Aug 11, 2023 01:35

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Between this and Robbie Robertson dying, I am finding myself far more emotional tonight than I had anticipated

# ? Aug 11, 2023 02:53

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Whatcha got under the foil, mister party pooper, some... party poop?

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:12

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

God help us all if Stephen Root is taken from us next.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:26

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

Hey! Don�t do that

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:27

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrkKlmtdpuM

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:31

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Sweet baby jesus, I just learned from one of the obit articles that there was a KotH vidya game made for PC and the Macintosh back in the year of our lord 2000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pfShpkqT_Q

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:38

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

I married a man, not a gamer

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:43

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

�Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you!�

# ? Aug 11, 2023 03:53

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

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Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

What if they just have Dale talk through a throat microphone?

# ? Aug 11, 2023 05:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nooner posted:

Also lol how many of us in the thread have been dale for Halloween?

Some of us are into costume life, not costume play

# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

This has been a loving brutal year for celeb deaths I feel

# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:15

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

And Kissinger is still alive, there really is no justice.

Also between going by Rusty and the cleansuits I can only imagine some sort of shenanigans resulting in Dale swapping places with Rusty Venture.

...oh drat, imagine when he learns he has a bug-themed nemesis...

# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:30

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvMRQ5Jnj6E

Dang ol dust in the wind, man

# ? Aug 11, 2023 07:46

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And Kissinger is still alive, there really is no justice.

Dick Cheney

# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:26

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Dale: "Well, guys.... It's finally time to shuffle off this mortal coil...

S'GO, S'GO, S'GO!"

:smith:

# ? Aug 11, 2023 13:16

stealie72: Jan 10, 2007

It turns out aliens really DID impregnate Nancy, just using Dale's body. And have now been called back to their home planet.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 13:29

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

This is awesome, and yet I�m still super sad

�If you want, I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite�

# ? Aug 11, 2023 14:48

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's devastating, agreed OP. And the simpsons voice cast hasn't had a good episode in 2 decades!

# ? Aug 11, 2023 15:16

Doctor Syrup: Apr 7, 2009

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

On keyboard, the Big D himself, Rusty Shackleford!

RIP to a real one. Gonna pour out an Alamo and a pack of Manitobas.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 15:28

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

I found my bag of pocket sand with Dale's face on it and I feel like I should do some sort of goodbye ritual with it.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 16:52

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

I�m going to go smoke in some restaurants in tribute (even tho that ep is pretty meh)

\/\/\/ The Smoking Bandit

a sexual elk fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Aug 11, 2023

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Which smoking episode, becaues if you're talking about the early one I'm gonna smoke your arms twig boy

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:29

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

FrumpleOrz posted:

I found my bag of pocket sand with Dale's face on it and I feel like I should do some sort of goodbye ritual with it.

go light up a cigarette in a restaurant, and use it for your escape

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:40

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

He's pocket-sanding the angels now

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:44

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

egon_beeblebrox posted:

He's pocket-sanding the angels now

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

they sent a poet...

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:55

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# ? May 12, 2024 06:37

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

I can almost hear the monologue about now being stuck in purgatory and wondering if he should have went with the reaper.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 17:58

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