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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Who wants a sneak preview of one of the new championships debuting sunday?

i do

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Outstanding.

tawal
Feb 7, 2012


hell yeah

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



amazing work

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


reminds me of the most prestigious title belt of all time. the wwf european title

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

I briefly poked my head about 25k Sawbucks last night, is this one of the 25k title shot eligible belts? I don't think I'm on the PPV, maybe I'll focus on careful betting to earn a shot at whoever takes this bad boy home.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Crescent Wrench posted:

I briefly poked my head about 25k Sawbucks last night, is this one of the 25k title shot eligible belts? I don't think I'm on the PPV, maybe I'll focus on careful betting to earn a shot at whoever takes this bad boy home.

You're in the opening Royal Rumble match to determine the #1 contender for that very same belt

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Card Update:

Due to an Influx of signups, the Royal Rumble Match for the Hardcore Title shot will be a 20-man match

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:

Card Update:

Due to an Influx of signups, the Royal Rumble Match for the Hardcore Title shot will be a 20-man match

I will kill them all.

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012


now that's a beaut

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
My strategy going into this ppv was ABC: Always Be kiCking. But now that I've seen what happens when you kick solefald in the gut I'm not so sure. Maybe an all punches approach is best.


KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

ghosthorse posted:

My strategy going into this ppv was ABC: Always Be kiCking. But now that I've seen what happens when you kick solefald in the gut I'm not so sure. Maybe an all punches approach is best.

its ok you're allowed to kick women, you took the gendergas

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





ghosthorse posted:

My strategy going into this ppv was ABC: Always Be kiCking. But now that I've seen what happens when you kick solefald in the gut I'm not so sure. Maybe an all punches approach is best.

I’m pretty sure I did it multiple times and I’m fine

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

hell yes

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

TheSwizzler posted:

You're in the opening Royal Rumble match to determine the #1 contender for that very same belt

Oh hell yeah. Everything's coming up Garak!

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




i can't wait for my official debut, i want to slam some mans



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

TheSwizzler posted:

Card Update:

Due to an Influx of signups, the Royal Rumble Match for the Hardcore Title shot will be a 20-man match

so you’re saying I have a chance

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Bastard Tetris posted:

so you’re saying I have a chance

first shot at gettin to the paywindah

Malsangoroth
Apr 2, 2015

Goddamn that flying reversal was sick af. Proud of my av.

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Hanging out with my family today at 3 for my dad's birthday. In a moment of pre coffee semi conscious panic, I thought IYH was today. What a relief.

Too bad I already called up my dad and told him if his old rear end wants to see me he better tune into SAW, before calling him a jabroni and hanging up.

BRJurgis fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Aug 12, 2023

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Begrudgingly offering some respect to namtab for hanging on as well as they did in that 1v3 handicap match

Shions of Qud





Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

verbal enema posted:

Begrudgingly offering some respect to namtab for hanging on as well as they did in that 1v3 handicap match

I’ve set an example to you all on how to fight 3 small, weak people. I expect all of adtrw to fight like me rather than jobbing


ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

verbal enema posted:

Begrudgingly offering some respect to namtab for hanging on as well as they did in that 1v3 handicap match

regarding the wrestler namtab. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"


verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

ghosthorse posted:

regarding the wrestler namtab. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

I will because their big fat rear end was impervious to my strikes

I wonder what my finisher is what's my finisher swizz also how were the moves chosen for each wrestler? Just copy and paste or is there a way to randomize them?

Shions of Qud





super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Namtab posted:

I’ve set an example to you all on how to fight 3 small, weak people. I expect all of adtrw to fight like me rather than jobbing

Maybe you should teach them how to win

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

verbal enema posted:

I will because their big fat rear end was impervious to my strikes

I wonder what my finisher is what's my finisher swizz also how were the moves chosen for each wrestler? Just copy and paste or is there a way to randomize them?

It's a slingblade neckbreaker apparently as well as that deep six spinning slam

Tawal did yours but my strategy is to copy over a moveset that "fits" the character and then edit in signatures and finishers that are either thematic or just plain ol cool

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

TheSwizzler posted:

It's a slingblade neckbreaker apparently as well as that deep six spinning slam

Tawal did yours but my strategy is to copy over a moveset that "fits" the character and then edit in signatures and finishers that are either thematic or just plain ol cool

Both of those sound very cool and I hope I get to see them!!!

Shions of Qud





Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

verbal enema posted:

Both of those sound very cool and I hope I get to see them!!!

i checked quickly but was only able to find you doing the deep six arm slam like 5 times

im also curious what my non-submission finisher is, almost got to see it in my match against namtab but it was countered before it began

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Megamissen posted:

i checked quickly but was only able to find you doing the deep six arm slam like 5 times

im also curious what my non-submission finisher is, almost got to see it in my match against namtab but it was countered before it began

Oh poo poo that move rules. I think I missed that match

Shions of Qud





Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

verbal enema posted:

Oh poo poo that move rules. I think I missed that match

you should definitly watch it

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Megamissen posted:

you should definitly watch it

Well that was a good watch while it is slow at work :cool:

Shions of Qud





Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

super sweet best pal posted:

Maybe you should teach them how to win

If I had won, they would have lost and learned nothing


BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
SAW is the heartbeat of SA. Every main is represented.

An audience of alts and hey! There's nothing wrong with that. I need an audience for DDTing my foes, or even brutally choking them against the mat. All part of the lesson.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
I appreciate that one of my most effective moves is a headbutt

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Full and Updated Card for In Your Haus

Dark Match - Starts 2:40 EDT:
Barnold vs Snooze Cruise vs baka fwaka fwame

Men's Rumble for #1 contender for the SAW Hardcore Flamewar Title:
Participants: ThatBasqueGuy, Tias, lobstershirt, CrescentWrench, FilthyImp, KungFuGrip, Larry Parrish, tmfc, neoaxd, Jeremor, tawal, vyelkin, ARGHPLEASENONONO, Zodium, biosterous, Hot Diggity! InexplicableHumbleBrag, Spooder Mun, Bastard Tetris, Danaru

Faction Warfare Elimination Match:
CSPAM (Punching is Praxis) vs GBS (Tarquinn and hot cocoa on the couch) vs ePa (IGgy IGsen and TheSwizzler) vs PYF (FirstNameLastName and Tenkaris)

Fatal 4-Way for #1 contender for the SAW Women's Title:
ghosthorse vs Lady Radia vs Solefald vs Sisal Two Step

4-way Tornado Tag for #1 contender for the SAW Men's Tag Team Titles:
GURPS Jerks vs Malice and Gromit vs Team Discovery Channel vs Gamers Rise Up

Grudge Match:
Large Loser Models vs Jeffrey of YOSPOS and a Mystery Partner

6-way match for the Leadership of ADTRW:
Namtab vs verbal enema vs marumaru vs malsangoroth vs GatesOfD vs sb hermit
ADTRW will be granted a Women's Tag Title match on 8/22, the winner of this match will be able to choose the team that contends for the titles

Money In The Bank 8-Man Ladder Match:
That DICK! vs SuplexLiberace vs CubicalSucrose vs dromal phrenia vs Buschmaki vs MacheteZombie vs Leadthumb vs Vincent Van Goatse
The holder of the briefcase won in this match can challenge for the SAW Men's World Championship at a time of their choosing

Ring of Dishonor Title/Loser Leaves CCCC:
Ohtori Akio vs BRJurgis vs Harold Fjord
If Harold or Jurgis win, Ohtori Akio must declare for another subforum
If Ohtori Akio wins, BRJurgis must choose another subforum to represent
The competitor who is pinned or submits will be declared the Ring of Dishonor champion


Tables Match for the Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Title:

mbt vs prayer group vs FurnaceFace

4-Way Match for the Tuesday Titan PYF Title
copy vs Major Isoor vs The Saddest Rhino vs PewDiePie

4-way Tag Ladder Match for the SAW Women's Tag Team Titles:

Perish Ye Foes vs Rock the Vote vs The Hall Monitors vs Imp Zone

Triple Threat Tornado Tag for the SAW Men's Tag Team Title:
PSP Oildome vs Plumbing and Plundering vs DEAR JEFFREY

No Holds Barred Match for the SAW Men's World Championship:
Pungry vs Cavauro

HELL IN A CELL
Triple Threat for the SAW Women's World Championship:

sube vs Boba Pearl vs Leraika

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Utterly stacked card

:letsgo:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
It's going to be great. Excited to watch the first half and catch up on oildome's belt securing victory tomorrow

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

TheSwizzler posted:


Men's Rumble for #1 contender for the SAW Hardcore Flamewar Title:
Participants: ThatBasqueGuy, Tias, lobstershirt, CrescentWrench, FilthyImp, KungFuGrip, Larry Parrish, tmfc, neoaxd, Jeremor, tawal, vyelkin, ARGHPLEASENONONO, Zodium, biosterous, Hot Diggity! InexplicableHumbleBrag, Spooder Mun, Bastard Tetris, Danaru


OK, so, unconventional booking idea here, but maybe I can throw someone in a sleeper at the beginning, hold onto that for awhile while the rest of you eliminate each other, then throw my prone opponent out at the end to wrap things up. I'll take your silence as consent, tia.

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MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

This rules

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