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wtf you guys don't all spend 500 bucks a week on chili's? how do you live???
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Aug 12, 2023 15:11
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madmatt112 posted:goddamn those 90s shitboxes had that je n’ai c’est pas that only an old shitbox car has. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lczHvB3Y9s
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:wtf you guys don't all spend 500 bucks a week on chili's? how do you live??? I spend my $500 a week on classy restaurants, like Olive Garden
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Aug 12, 2023 15:32
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https://twitter.com/HKBradshaw/status/1690149445336240129 https://twitter.com/statsepi/status/1690318764892409856 https://twitter.com/Father__Snake/status/1690137181556224000
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Aug 12, 2023 15:43
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Tell them what? Tell them about Robert Maxwell?
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Read After Burning posted:
There's a local crappy restaurant near me that has good breakfasts and that's about it. But with your breakfast you can get a Long Beach in a giant mug and be all hosed up by noon!
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Aug 12, 2023 16:28
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It's where I discovered the far superior Long Beach ice tea, which has cranberry juice instead of Coke. I always feel like some weird hipster when I order it at other places. 
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bort posted:They had that "I don't have this is"? Goddamn did I ever butcher that French lmao
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Aug 12, 2023 16:52
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Chick Fil-A is on there twice so he actually spent $3,460 on it.
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oh god it gets better https://twitter.com/famoushorse/status/1690185812116201472
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Aug 12, 2023 17:10
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wtf you guys don't all embezzle tens of thousands from your employees wages to pay for your $100/day onion ring habit???
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Aug 12, 2023 17:19
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Ror posted:You can go to the Peabody Hotel and meet lots of cute ducks and probably get a decent meal at one of their restaurants. If you order the soup it comes with quackers
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Aug 12, 2023 18:13
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Tell them what? Tell them about Robert Maxwell? A lot of what's published in the journals could reasonably be described as misinformation.
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ultrafilter posted:A lot of what's published in the journals could reasonably be described as misinformation. My research with a sample size of 10 people is very important research.
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Aug 12, 2023 18:24
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Tell them what? Tell them about Robert Maxwell? I'm assuming it's supposed to be some brand of "gotcha" regarding all the funding and publication bias present in academia, but goddamn is that an apples and oranges scenario.
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Aug 12, 2023 18:26
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I have a friend who keeps ducks as pets and it's great because he's constantly got extra eggs to give away. Free breakfast! (Duck eggs taste similar to chicken eggs and can be prepared in all the same ways.) It's just like your gardener friend who's always trying to get rid of all those zucchini, but higher in protein.
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Aug 12, 2023 18:47
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madmatt112 posted:Goddamn did I ever butcher that French lmao  which is what I expected as a retort.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Tell them what? Tell them about Robert Maxwell? I assumed it was something about the irony of posting that on Reddit, given that Aaron Swartz was a founder of Reddit and tried to download and share all of Jstor.
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Ror posted:it’s okay to have a little hooters as a treat shoulda taken it to quackers, you numbskull, you absolute buffoon
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Aug 12, 2023 21:40
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that duck is a world class traveller.
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An old one that's been posted before, but this pops into my head a lot:
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Lord Hydronium posted:An old one that's been posted before, but this pops into my head a lot: I genuinely think it's my favourite tweet of all time
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No one asked but I recall the Hooter’s Three Mile Island sauce being good, actually. I haven’t had it in over 10 years though.
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idk if we did this here, but that brought to mind https://web.archive.org/web/20190731084959/https://twitter.com/PateraQuetzaI/status/1156300892733243392:quote:Somebody once told me
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Vanadium posted:idk if we did this here, but that brought to mind https://web.archive.org/web/20190731084959/https://twitter.com/PateraQuetzaI/status/1156300892733243392: That deserves be stenciled on random buildings across the world
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Beeswax posted:I genuinely think it's my favourite tweet of all time And it's going to live in my head for a week now
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D-Pad posted:He did a f He probably did a full body MRI looking for an excuse to not do the fight, or he's just lying.
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Aug 13, 2023 02:57
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D-Pad posted:I'm pretty sure that an MRI on your shoulder/back never takes 3 hours? It took a lot longer because Musk kept interrupting the radiologist to tell him how to do his job.
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Aug 13, 2023 03:09
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Musk doesn’t want to fight Zuckerberg which is why he’s going so far out of his way to explain why “he really can’t guys. He totally would but man, bummer. Just can’t right now” Anyone else, that would be bullshit but this is musk so
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Zuck has even come out and said "Unless we say a date, he's just talking poo poo" and Musk proceeded to talk poo poo about that too. Trying to explain to Zuck that he'd own him because of weight classes like he doesn't know and failing to mention how there is also age brackets for a very similar reason and Musk is well on the other side of a couple more brackets than Zuck is.
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Aug 13, 2023 03:41
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They both know what would happen. Zero chance it ever happens but if somehow it does, it will be heavily scripted with zero danger to either ultra billionaire
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Frank Frank posted:They both know what would happen. Zero chance it ever happens but if somehow it does, it will be heavily scripted with zero danger to either ultra billionaire Come, on, let us dream of billionaire running man. Winner can have social media.
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Lord Hydronium posted:An old one that's been posted before, but this pops into my head a lot: My brain instantly tried to fit this to the tune of Baby Shark. ~ Xanadu du du, du du du du ~
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Can somebody please tell what tune the Xanadu tweet is meant to sync to? I’m dying over here
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madmatt112 posted:Can somebody please tell what tune the Xanadu tweet is meant to sync to? I’m dying over here I found it with some googling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc Don't ask for an explanation, I'm american and baffled, but apparently it is deeply lodged into the brains of the british
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Ror posted:I found it with some googling Indeed. Used as a basis for football chants.
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Aug 13, 2023 04:42
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It’s not our fault we know it, blame our relatives.
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Frank Frank posted:They both know what would happen. Zero chance it ever happens but if somehow it does, it will be heavily scripted with zero danger to either ultra billionaire Zuck is enough of a psychopath that I think, given the opportunity and legal clearance, he will beat the poo poo out of Musk. I just don't think it will ever happen.
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