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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
do not post small redcoat

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Fish Appreciator
Nov 25, 2021
How does one say a twitch emoji out loud? Are we talking about poggers? Or are kids just saying "how very radial blur pepe of you?"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's a fart op

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Antivehicular posted:

Is that the one where someone posted about drinking mercury once (as a small child whose dad was a chemist and irresponsible about storage)? Because I've read that post, and wow

It's more likely than you think.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-reconstruct-lewis-and-clark-journey-follow-mercury-laden-latrine-pits-180956518/

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lolling irl is making one of them ahooga faces

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



People keep asking me to leave public places just because I'm loling at memes irl

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Captain Hygiene posted:

People keep asking me to leave public places just because I'm loling at memes irl

Stop laughing out louding at memes, and don't call me Earl

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Saying “el oh el” in real life is cringe.








It’s pronounced “lole”.

In Spanish it's lolé, not to be confused with Swedish lölë

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

Lolling irl is making one of them ahooga faces

actually it's slumping over or hanging loosely.

lolling is already a standard word in english!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's what I said

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Arivia posted:

actually it's slumping over or hanging loosely.

lolling is already a standard word in english!

No lollygaggin'

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lib and let die posted:

No lollygaggin'

drat, you got her number?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Fish Appreciator posted:

How does one say a twitch emoji out loud? Are we talking about poggers? Or are kids just saying "how very radial blur pepe of you?"

One of my older sisters was married to an even older guy and i'm 42? or something, whatever. We were having Thanksgiving dinner about 10 years ago and he responded to a joke with an actual "lol" "lo-el" like it was a real word? I was the only one who caught it and I mocked him. They're divorced now.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's why you only ever respond to anything sarcastically. Total. Deniability. Yes I'm single why do you ask?

E: ski-bap, ba-dap.

bort
Mar 13, 2003

BOOTY-ADE posted:

In Spanish it's lolé, not to be confused with Swedish lölë
Swedish could be lål

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Desert Bus posted:

I was the only one who caught it and I mocked him.

you sound like a really cool guy

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Fish Appreciator posted:

How does one say a twitch emoji out loud? Are we talking about poggers? Or are kids just saying "how very radial blur pepe of you?"

I did hear someone say monkas once.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Saying “el oh el” in real life is cringe.








It’s pronounced “lole”.

Must be a regional thing, it's pronounced "lahl" up here.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s a homophone of “lull”.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

DontMockMySmock posted:

you sound like a really cool guy

We spent the next few hours telling each other things in super cool phonetic 1337 5p33k. BRB is "brrrb" and SMH is "smuh" LMK is "ell em kay" etc. He knew what he did and he rolled with the punches.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
three equal sign equal sign capital d tilde tilde open bracket close bracket asterisk open bracket close bracket

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Open parenthesis [long pause] period [long pause] close parenthesis open parenthesis [long pause] period [long pause] close parenthesis

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SlapActionJackson posted:

Is your 401k Mega-backdoor eligible?

Evil SpongeBob posted:

Hey, this isn't PYF pick up lines.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Rust Martialis posted:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

I loving hate the hacking in the Fallout games.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Rust Martialis posted:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

That's supposed to be read as

quote:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

Supposedly it was published in 1990 as the first Internet poem, written by two guys named Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese, but I can't find a primary source to verify it.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Had a friend who had dotat.at as a domain, then liked making URLs like

http://dotslash.dotdot.slashat.dotat.at/slash

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
What’s O. J. Simpson’s favorite website?

http colon slash slash slash slash slash slash slash escape

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019




Tunicate posted:

He must be stopped.



Reiche posted:

How many years is a toddler considered a toddler? That kid’s been busy



wakka wakka posted:

The terrible .22s

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
help me plz :D



Leper posted:

alright im sure u guys get this alot a noob who dosnt know how to dl. alright i kno how to use bittorent and everything else but for sum reason wen i click on the link for a bittorent it goes to the wdma site and has a login i type in my forum username and password and it dosnt work all it says after several trys is "You have failed authentication too many times. Please try again later". can sum1 plz tell me if i am doing this login right i have alrdy recieved the email that my account is active is there anything i have to do after i receive that email so i can dl the torrents ? any help would be appreaciated. *soz for spelling

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And that's how the Colony got started :unsmith:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

EorayMel posted:

help me plz :D





:patriot:

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

EorayMel posted:

help me plz :D





Been a member here for 15 years and I only now noticed this godawful date formatting. At this point the US dedication to doing measurements as badly as humanly possible is actually impressive.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Captain Hygiene posted:

And that's how the Colony got started :unsmith:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Been a member here for 15 years and I only now noticed this godawful date formatting. At this point the US dedication to doing measurements as badly as humanly possible is actually impressive.

It took you fifteen years to figure out an American forum formats dates the American way?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It took you fifteen years to figure out an American forum formats dates the American way?
It depends on your personal settings, presumably pc/browser setting. My leper colony view is standard euro dd/mm/yyyy.

E: I wonder if I can switch it to iso

Splicer has a new favorite as of 13:32 on Aug 14, 2023

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It took you fifteen years to figure out an American forum formats dates the American way?

Popes are regularly challenged when it comes to differences in calendars.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It took you fifteen years to figure out an American forum formats dates the American way?

America! gently caress yeah!
Coming again to screw the motherfucking date!


(I just never paid attention to it in the Leper's Colony)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



canyoneer posted:

the ether bunny

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



for fucks sake posted:

I can't read I must be a train

Lobok posted:

Don't take this the wrong way Mario, but a better phrasing would be "I should be taught."

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Doc Hawkins posted:

i have a nice bidet toilet seat and it's pleasant but i have begun to think the simple but powerful southeast asian style may be even better: spray nozzle on a hose hanging to the side of the toilet tank

Captain Hygiene posted:

Those spray nozzles do work really well. A shame my landlord won't allow plumbing changes so I have to use the one in the kitchen sink

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