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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

polyester concept posted:

you know that statistic where it shows that the majority of all alcohol purchases in the us are made by a small percentage of severe alcoholics? I wonder what that looks like for door dash/uber eats users

lmao

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lol. I bet lovely fast food is the number 1 door dashed item

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Sure it costs 3 times as much, but I just don't want to go wait in the McDonald's drive thru

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

between the mugshot misery porn/extortion grift, the wage theft and the total dependence on delivery app serfdom, this guy is the living embodiment of america in the 2020's

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

Clark Nova posted:

between the mugshot misery porn/extortion grift, the wage theft and the total dependence on delivery app serfdom, this guy is the living embodiment of america in the 2020's

i would add the part where he describes himself as a "gun-toting pro-life gay liberal male with a wild mix of ethics and conflicting views"

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


PokeJoe posted:

Lol. I bet lovely fast food is the number 1 door dashed item

"Hungry, but too stoned to drive, or negotiate the delicate social interactions of the drive thru" has gotta be a big slice of the pie.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

given the ability to make any dish from any restaurant in town magically appear at their door with a trivial difference in cost most people will just suck off ronald mcdonald again and again :smith:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


never become addicted to the clown, for you will resent his absence

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
everytime i've ordered from Doordash i end up with an expensive sack of lukewarm mediocre food that is missing at least one part of the order

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Roosevelt posted:

everytime i've ordered from Doordash i end up with an expensive sack of lukewarm mediocre food that is missing at least one part of the order

i got hungry on the drive over

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



https://twitter.com/LizRummy/status/1690352761542529024

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lmao @ the decadent fast food mugshot guy getting arrested

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

is this guy saying fat people don't deserve food stamps

Enderzero
Jun 19, 2001

The snowflake button makes it
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Set temperature makes it
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Beeftweeter posted:

is this guy saying fat people don't deserve food stamps

no he’s saying Those People don’t deserve them

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i hate this country so much

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Beeftweeter posted:

i hate this country so much

#10 on the itunes charts

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Does his shirt say goochland

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

PokeJoe posted:

Does his shirt say goochland

taint that the truth

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

PokeJoe posted:

Does his shirt say goochland

it does appear to.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Roosevelt posted:

i would add the part where he describes himself as a "gun-toting pro-life gay liberal male with a wild mix of ethics and conflicting views"

he's a great guy and all but the pro-life is a bit of a record scratch

no but seriously i was just cruising along with the lols until that one and was like, wow what a piece of poo poo

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
seriously i hope no socialist health care touches his inevitable massive coronary and he is not transported with great care

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

seriously i hope no socialist health care touches his inevitable massive coronary and he is not transported with great care

hmm sounds very anti-life

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Clark Nova posted:

between the mugshot misery porn/extortion grift, the wage theft and the total dependence on delivery app serfdom, this guy is the living embodiment of america in the 2020's
gotta say this was a really excellent rabbithole dive everyone. excellent work.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Roosevelt posted:

hmm sounds very anti-life

it's what we liberals want

wait he's a liberal lol

well he's suicidal checks out

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

he's a great guy and all but the pro-life is a bit of a record scratch

no but seriously i was just cruising along with the lols until that one and was like, wow what a piece of poo poo

he sounds like a never trump republican who thinks being gay makes him a liberal.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

I am anti abortion, pro gun, run a Black Crime website, but I am pro gay marriage (it affects me personally natch), and thus Very Liberal.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It has been seven hours and I’m still in awe of the Clarksville hog man

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

quote:

Americans spend a lot on food. On average, U.S. households shell out $7,923 a year for food eaten at home and away from home. It’s the third-biggest expense after housing and transportation, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ 2018 Consumer Expenditure Survey

He spent over 3x what most households spend on food in a year getting delivery from lovely chain restaurants. He could have had wagu steak every weekend for a year until he was bored of it. How can you not feel ashamed posting that list of trash food?

Enderzero
Jun 19, 2001

The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
hold hold hold

Internet Old One posted:

He spent over 3x what most households spend on food in a year getting delivery from lovely chain restaurants. He could have had wagu steak every weekend for a year until he was bored of it. How can you not feel ashamed posting that list of trash food?

his business is ad revenue for “news” about minor crimes with mugshot included, and also gets paid on the backend by people requesting him to remove those mugshots. not sure there’s much in the shame tank there

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Internet Old One posted:

He spent over 3x what most households spend on food in a year getting delivery from lovely chain restaurants. He could have had wagu steak every weekend for a year until he was bored of it. How can you not feel ashamed posting that list of trash food?

maybe he had the chilis american wagyu* burger

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

https://twitter.com/HamiltonMusical/status/1689607676148273152

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

post hole digger posted:

he sounds like a never trump republican who thinks being gay makes him a liberal.

dollars to doughnuts he likes the lgb alliance

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS
oh gently caress off

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Blinkz0rz posted:

oh gently caress off

?

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS
it's just the dumbest poo poo imaginable

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS
and yes my monitor is on

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Blinkz0rz posted:

it's just the dumbest poo poo imaginable

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

fart simpson posted:

maybe he had the chilis american wagyu* burger

This post is illegal. Under the CFAA you have intentionally caused damage to my electrochemical computer without authorization.

quote:

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Internet Old One posted:

This post is illegal. Under the CFAA you have intentionally caused damage to my electrochemical computer without authorization.

okay

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