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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

I should give you a time out for this blatant lie.

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Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

That's right, died serious about going to the Iowa State Fair!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

SAY YOHO posted:

I would eat an egg on a stick, need some salt and black pepper tho. Wouldn't pay more than a dollar.

Would you eat food handled by Ron DeSantis?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

:rip:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Trump died of covid in 2020 and everything since has been his Jacob's Ladder style dying hallucination that we're all a part of

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Egg on a stick
Egg on a stick
Egg on a stick
Egg on a stick

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Frank Frank posted:

Egg on a stick
Egg on a stick
Egg on a stick
Egg on a stick

MattY Glesias?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

I didn't hear any trumpets

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
https://twitter.com/JustinAHorwitz/status/1690530923446505473

:lol:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Just need some random stray dog digging her up in the shot

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

no, that's just his normal toilet smell

Padical
Nov 29, 2004

Hobo Clown posted:

That's right, died serious about going to the Iowa State Fair!

Mine Was a "perfect" egg on a stick. Not like DeSanctimonous's weak little eggs. He has these sticks, they are more like toothpicks, they barely hold the egg up at all. I watched 3 of them "fall" in a row before his line of 10 people left to come to my line. I tell you, this nation wont even have sticks in a few years with Biden, who is the most CORRUPT president in US history, in charge. WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Fash Mouth Eat the Eggs

lol

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/RonDeSantis/status/1689757666581569536

The Ron DeSantis gently caress A Fan contest isn't gaining much traction, sadly. 267 replies to 16 retweets. :(

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



MadcapLaughs posted:

"Iowa nice" is the dumbest poo poo. I live here and we ain't no nicer then any other state. I just cringe whenever I hear that phrase.

Iowa is so uncreative they stole that phrase from the best state in America, just to their north.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/RonDeSantis/status/1689757666581569536

The Ron DeSantis gently caress A Fan contest isn't gaining much traction, sadly. 267 replies to 16 retweets. :(

Can someone win this ticket and go call him a fascist gently caress to his face, please and thank you.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Please don’t make Ron DeSantis cry. It physically pains him

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1690448460322115584?newtwitter=true

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Perfect allies

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
NEVER HEARD OF 'EM

JustCallMeDC
Aug 12, 2023

Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb
Obey the Lamb

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/RonDeSantis/status/1689757666581569536

The Ron DeSantis gently caress A Fan contest isn't gaining much traction, sadly. 267 replies to 16 retweets. :(

This is his debate prep actually, he needs a random human to practice basic conversation with.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


JustCallMeDC posted:

This is his debate prep actually, he needs a random human to practice basic conversation with.

"Pwease gwade my puhfomance", said Ron, pudding dripping from his quivering lips.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

Concerning

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

nevermind, I misread the news headline, which actually said "trump is more alive than ever"

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

smoobles posted:

holy poo poo trump died

If you say "Trump died" three times in the mirror in the dark, Don Jr appears and asks for a bump.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy


Lol his campaign managers are such loving morons

DeSantis current base will vote for whoever the RWM wants in the primaries.

The Trump base, if they were ever to be gotten, view only 3rd grade masculinity and projection, e.g. Trump flying in on a big jet, insulting everyone and being openly hostile to the government, then leaving

No one is changing their mind because Ron is rolling up his sleeves and working the egg on a stick booth for 15 minutes. This isn’t 2000 and Trump is right everyone voter is a masochist ready to be insulted

zone
Dec 6, 2016

You should have owned the libs more, then maybe insurance wouldn't have canceled you :dumb:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


:vince:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Ninurta posted:

If you say "Trump died" three times in the mirror in the dark, Don Jr appears and asks for a bump.

Don't do this, he's really annoying, he won't leave and he'll go through your drawers right in front of you looking for poo poo to put up his nose

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I knew it.

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005


lol that’s our big wet boy

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1690448284421066752?s=20

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1690450786034049024?s=20

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


lol

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


:five:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







All time elite.

edit: Added to OP.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

MadcapLaughs posted:

"Iowa nice" is the dumbest poo poo. I live here and we ain't no nicer then any other state. I just cringe whenever I hear that phrase.

"(insert place) nice" has for my entire life meant "fake nice to your face and catty behind your back". it's always been a bachhanded compliment type thing

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

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