smoobles posted:

dommal timp

ComfyPants posted:

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Rhonda Penis

BrigadierSensible posted:

This particular comic has to be a parody.

Because I cannot fathom the mindset of someone who would draw it unironically.

Anyone with half an ounce of self awareness can see how absurd and stupid and funny that looks, and in how poor of a light it presents the author/artist.

So it must be a parody. Right?

ComfyPants posted:

Powershift posted:

None of the republican donors did a basic "Can this guy look, talk, and act human?" check on Desantis before giving him a bunch of money and pumping him up as a hopeful.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/JustinAHorwitz/status/1690530923446505473

Renreeja posted:

what always gets me when it comes to republican contenders is how they can never scrape up like a normal, likeable person (or somebody who can even act like one). They are all bar none weird socially abrasive freaks. These are the ghouls who will leap straight at the reins of power while normal folks just wanna live their lives.

MrMojok posted:

Hot tip: don’t live in a place that will be under water in 5-10 years

ComfyPants posted:

Renreeja posted:

what always gets me when it comes to republican contenders is how they can never scrape up like a normal, likeable person (or somebody who can even act like one). They are all bar none weird socially abrasive freaks. These are the ghouls who will leap straight at the reins of power while normal folks just wanna live their lives.

nine-gear crow posted:

And a place that's currently a hotzone for COVID-19, leprosy and multiple strains of venereal disease.

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Fash Mouth Eat the Eggs

Padical posted:

Mine Was a "perfect" egg on a stick. Not like DeSanctimonous's weak little eggs. He has these sticks, they are more like toothpicks, they barely hold the egg up at all. I watched 3 of them "fall" in a row before his line of 10 people left to come to my line. I tell you, this nation wont even have sticks in a few years with Biden, who is the most CORRUPT president in US history, in charge. WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE.

Victory Lap posted:

gently caress, I know you’d have to lay 10 to 1 odds to take that bet, but betting against rammyswammy just feels like free money? Like a lot of dumb poo poo can happen in politics but the republicans choosing him as their candidate feels a lot less than 0.1%, let alone 10%

MrMojok posted:

Hot tip: don’t live in a place that will be under water in 5-10 years

Samovar posted:

AND malaria!

Samovar posted:

AND malaria!

Toxic Mental posted:

Grey Cat posted:

I knew it.

QuarkJets posted:

yeah conservatives are known for having tons of self-awareness, conservative comic artists especially

oh hold on something is coming in on the telex

MadcapLaughs posted:

"Iowa nice" is the dumbest poo poo. I live here and we ain't no nicer then any other state. I just cringe whenever I hear that phrase.

QuarkJets posted:

They call him Donald "Dicknipples" Trump

QuarkJets posted:

They call him Donald "Dicknipples" Trump

Cowslips Warren posted:

LOL his hands are so tiny there.

Tree Bucket posted:

"Wow, you did a surprisingly great job tempering that klavier!"

emSparkly posted:

I always thought the green line was just some kinda happenstance phosphorous thingy

Babylon Astronaut posted:

It's sulfur. The green line is caused by too high temps. You should never get eggs above a simmer.

rotinaj posted:

Y’all are overthinking it, they’re nostalgic for the 90s and early 00s when those were still around and many of those people were either kids or in better times in their life

quote:

“It’s depressing light. It was a mistake and it has to be corrected,” declared Mayor Ernie Kell, who voted for the yellow lights when they were first proposed and now regrets it.

The lights may be high on energy efficiency, but they are low on aesthetic appeal. They wrap sidewalks in an eerie yellowish glow that can leave pedestrians with the impression that they forgot to take their sunglasses off when the sun went down. “It makes everything a shade of a shadow,” complained Bill Stovall, a former deputy police chief who is running for downtown’s 1st District council seat.

The low-pressure sodium light covers only a very narrow end of the light spectrum, and thus turns objects gray and muddy, regardless of their color.

Critics gripe that the yellow lights make the streets look dingy, dim and dangerous. They point to the high-pressure sodium, or white, lights that are being installed along the route of the rail transit system on Long Beach Boulevard as an example of what real lights look like.

“God, it’s like the difference between night and day,” exclaimed Bob Treese, a downtown resident and member of a downtown anti-crime committee. “You can see,” Treese said of the new lights along the rail route. “You can see color, you can see shadow. You can see potential problems. And you cannot do that under the old lights.”

PhazonLink posted:

which donnie kids are the kids of the dead mom?

is it the two sons (stank and chod) and The daughter donnie forgets exists?

nine-gear crow posted:

And a place that's currently a hotzone for COVID-19, leprosy and multiple strains of venereal disease.