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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Rhesus Pieces posted:

https://www.twitter.com/pattymo/status/1690718486396379136?s=61&t=mDwlfyNtJXTpSGh0jJzrag

e: lol the copy links default to x.com now and that doesn’t auto-format, you have to change them to twitter.com for them to work

zuck 100% is training to kill a man with his hands and Elon is doing it for the memes lol

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

but what about the surgery, elon? elon..?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

e: dammit

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Trying again...

Rhesus Pieces posted:

lol the copy links default to x.com now and that doesn’t auto-format, you have to change them to twitter.com for them to work

Just tossed a clunky Greasemonkey script fix together to swap x.com (and nitter.net) out for twitter.com so embeds work here (note: this only works for browsers with the Greasemonkey script installed, won't work for other people or on the app):

code:
// ==UserScript==
// @name         x.com -> twitter.com
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.1
// @description  Fix twitter links on SA threads
// @author       WrasslorMonkey
// @match        https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?*
// @match        https://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php*
// @match        https://forums.somethingawful.com/editpost.php*
// @icon         https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=somethingawful.com
// @grant        none
// @run-at       document-start
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // Add domains to replace with 'twitter.com'
    const domainsToFix = [
        'nitter.net',
        'www.twitter.com',
        'x.com',
    ];

    // Create selector to find bad links
    let selectors = [];
    domainsToFix.forEach((domain) => {
        selectors.push(`a[href^="https://${domain}"]`);
    });
    const selector = selectors.join(', ');

    // Replace links
    function checkLinks() {
        const as = document.querySelectorAll(selector);
        [].forEach.call(as, function(a) {
            domainsToFix.forEach((domain) => {
                a.href = a.href.replace(`//${domain}`, '//twitter.com');
            });
        });
    }

    // Set up an observer so we don't run this more or less than needed
    const targetNode = document;
    const config = { attributes: false, childList: true, subtree: true };
    const observer = new MutationObserver(checkLinks);
    observer.observe(targetNode, config);

    // First try, I assume this will do nothing since we are running at document start
    checkLinks();
})();
testing:

twitter.com
https://twitter.com/jack/status/20

nitter.net
https://nitter.net/jack/status/20

www.twitter.com
https://www.twitter.com/jack/status/20

x.com
https://x.com/jack/status/20

e: updated the script to use mutation observer (just to make sure it runs only when needed)

WrasslorMonkey has issued a correction as of 16:01 on Aug 13, 2023

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm helping

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


We need a full rewrite of the stack. Mandatory code reviews every hour

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

shyduck posted:

I'm helping



Yeah that fix will only work for browsers with the greasemonkey script installed. Won't ever work for the app.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Yeah that fix will only work for browsers with the greasemonkey script installed. Won't ever work for the app.
ah gotcha I'm dumb, I'll check that out on the laptop, thank you for your service

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Why would Musk have had a C5/C6 fusion? Wrong answers only.

auto fellatio incident

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Maya Fey posted:

very cool when you browse a street figher 6 trending topic and twitter shows you a clip of a woman getting hosed by a dog that's apparently been up for several days :thumbsup: great web site

goons continue to viciously own elon musk by using his website every day, when will they relent

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


elong give me money

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mr. Pizza posted:

elong give me money

best he can do is a horse, but there are conditions

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


oh a million dollars? Yeah elon has a couple hundred thousand of those, he wont notice

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


As mentioned before it is weird as gently caress that elon is making zuck look normal

titty_baby_ has issued a correction as of 17:44 on Aug 13, 2023

Troutful
May 31, 2011

zuck has terrier energy, I wouldn't want to cross him

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's easy to look normal when you arent a drug addict

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Meet u at ur Octagon after school

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
thought it was fake at first because that bruce lee part is kinda funny

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




WrasslorMonkey posted:

Trying again...


thanks; fyi it seems to work, but only on the tweets that are displayed, have to f5 again if i scroll.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Can anyone in this thread even comprehend how insufferable Musk will be if he wins? He was literally annoying enough as a kid that he got pushed down a flight of stairs and his dad thought he deserved it. Now, as a billionaire divorcee?

This is starting to feel like the Trump vs Clinton election lmao

otoh if he loses it will be so funny

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
im surprised WWE hasnt hopped onto this shitshow. a worked fight would be in musk's best interest anyway

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

NofrikinfuN posted:

Can anyone in this thread even comprehend how insufferable Musk will be if he wins? He was literally annoying enough as a kid that he got pushed down a flight of stairs and his dad thought he deserved it. Now, as a billionaire divorcee?

This is starting to feel like the Trump vs Clinton election lmao

otoh if he loses it will be so funny

if that happens, zuck will disappear for a year and come back two feet taller somehow

Gabagool
Jul 20, 2020

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1690762169120600065

Zuck's had enough

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Zuck sounds like a bully IMO

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Elon has already lost..........

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Tesla seems like a fine car, and twitter is still a fun site to read. Not sure why you guys obsess over a ceo

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



a.lo posted:

Zuck sounds like a bully IMO
Rich people are vicious bullies.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


Wait, it's real? wtf

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Karia posted:

Wait, it's real? wtf

elon is the source of the full text screenshot above lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

This is more humiliating for Musk than getting his rear end kicked.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Admiral Ray posted:

This is more humiliating for Musk than getting his rear end kicked.

it's awesome

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Admiral Ray posted:

This is more humiliating for Musk than getting his rear end kicked.

he won't care

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

zuckerberg is cool now

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I hope he breaks t.co next

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








And so (hopefully) ends the stupidest loving thing in quite some time.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



He will, tho, cause this makes him the owned poster now. He’s gonna be fuming over this for a few weeks, minimum

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1690743970450620416?s=20

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Dr. VooDoo posted:

He will, tho, cause this makes him the owned poster now. He’s gonna be fuming over this for a few weeks, minimum

he will continue trying to fight zuck until he eventually breaks into zuck's house and drowns in the pool

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



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