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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Karate Bastard posted:


No that's too much cringe please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/


ahhhhh and a new music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJQn4ugeJI

Inzombiac fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Aug 12, 2023

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Thank you, I was wrong, I need way, way more of this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Inzombiac posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/


ahhhhh and a new music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJQn4ugeJI

This is great.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Inzombiac posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/


ahhhhh and a new music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJQn4ugeJI

lmao

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lmao what the gently caress

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

The last few years have taught me that if your life ever depends on the the good will of another person, you are straightup hosed. Our antisociety values personal convenience over survival of other people. If people can die around you and you can shrug and look away, most people will shrug and look away without personal consequence. Jesus wept. This has been my cursed post, god bless

Perhaps if the corrupt, disgusting legal system in this country didn’t allow people to sue Good Samaritans, you might be able to rely more on the good will of others. Sure, the Good Samaritan laws we have won’t allow them to send you to jail, but you could be sued in civil court, spend all your money on your defense and lose everything for trying to help someone from further injury or harm.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Karate Bastard posted:

a massive life altering mistake.

don't doxx me pls

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cacafuego posted:

Perhaps if the corrupt, disgusting legal system in this country didn’t allow people to sue Good Samaritans, you might be able to rely more on the good will of others. Sure, the Good Samaritan laws we have won’t allow them to send you to jail, but you could be sued in civil court, spend all your money on your defense and lose everything for trying to help someone from further injury or harm.

Why do you hate lawyers so much? They need to eat too.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Inzombiac posted:

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/

ohno, there's an interview video on that page with him guesting on a podcast and after his name he lists AKA Wolfy. :doh:

The real curse is he's just a regular furry and not a dragonkin :chloe:

Crab Dad posted:

Why do you hate lawyers so much? They need to eat too.

It's because they're so loving stupid. They're hungry and surrounded by rich people all day long and still haven't put 2 and 2 together :argh:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Crab Dad posted:

Why do you hate lawyers so much? They need to eat too.

As far as I’m concerned, they can eat all the money they want.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

:lol: crashing the drone into the guy's guitar at 1:15

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

Holy poo poo, he's allegedly making a feature-length movie scheduled for release this year
https://empirequeenmovie.com/


ahhhhh and a new music video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJQn4ugeJI

This shoots the moon into "gently caress it that guy had a vision and he's executing it good for him" territory.

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygLNFdUgtw

Let's not forget about battle pigeon!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
^^^
OK no this is just a parody, the fanny pack is too much to be real.

mind the walrus posted:

This shoots the moon into "gently caress it that guy had a vision and he's executing it good for him" territory.

Yeah I was about to post that before I clicked on the movie link and got distracted by the horrors within. It's not my thing but everybody in those videos seems super into it so gently caress yeah dude rock on :rock:

Cursed boomer poo poo from the Stupid Work thread:

Orchestrated Mess posted:

(Alright this started off with like one thing but became a therapy session for myself)

My boss is like an over-the-top parody of boomers and prints everything. I mean everything. He prints out his own sent emails. If he gets an automated out of office message he prints it. Advertisements/spam? Print it. I have seen him: receive an email, immediately print it, then read it, print it again, respond, and goes to his sent folder to print out that as well. You know when someone sends out a invitation to a ton of people and a few accidentally reply all? Yeah, he prints those random responses. Do we know who the gently caress Carlos is? No. Do we need to print it? Absolutely, maybe even two copies. Where does that go? In one of the infinite piles of paper in his office.

He doesn't know how to save files. He prints things out and scans them back to himself. Because he learned how to do that about fifteen years ago and refuses to learn anything more. This has never ceased to stun me and it's hard to describe to people, but it is the only way he knows how to forward something.

He sends handwritten emails. What the gently caress is that? He prints out an email, writes a response on that printed copy, scans it back to himself, and right clicks the file and uses the email option. So every poor soul that emails him something will randomly get an email with a completely different subject line, and the following message:

quote:

Subject: email
hI, THANKS, [nAME] Your message is ready to be sent with 214981097563032.pdf

He cannot remember a password. I have walked him through resetting a password over one hundred times. Partially to my own detriment, because he then changes passwords, doesn't tell anyone he did so, and then forgets it himself. Also, his passwords are about as simple as you can imagine. Security be damned, I made a spreadsheet of all of our logins and passwords. When I showed him it he said "I'm not doing that copy and paste bullshit, it's too much work."

He refuses to use URLs. So to get to, the something awful forums for example, he does the following: types yahoo into the search bar, which automatically searches google. He then clicks on yahoo (geezers loving love yahoo), then searches something awful on yahoo, clicks on the link, and then yells to the office that he doesn't know the username or password.

One time he told me his computer was full. I knew the size of his hard-drive and how little was actually on there so I went to check. I checked the properties of the drive and it said there was plenty of space left. He refused to believe me, minimized all the windows, and showed me the desktop. "See? The computer is full." He had filled up his desktop with random poo poo and believed the computer was out of space.

He's scared to minimize windows. According to him "one time he minimized something and it disappeared forever." So if he is filling out an application or something he's constantly yelling "WHAT'S THEIR ADDRESS" "WHAT'S THEIR PHONE NUMBER" and when I get tired of it and tell him we have a database, with such sincerity he explains "yeah but I already have a window open so I can't right now."

He has five browsers on his computer and refers to them all as whatever website the homepage is. Chrome = Yahoo, etc. He will look at you blankly if you say Chrome. When he got a new computer, I told him to use just one browser. Like he was checkmating me he said "but what if I need to go to more than one website?"

I am partially numbed to all of this but every once in a while have an absolute meltdown.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Aug 13, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



How old is this fossil? I'm 60 and this just has me gaping.

Look, I read books in their native format, and occasionally print out a document if I want to read it somewhere else and/or mark up the hard copy for some temporary thought process

but jesus.

Our first awareness that my Mom had dementia was her inability to remember passwords. But she had 25-years of remembering them, and was 81 when her decline was signalled.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

PainterofCrap posted:

How old is this fossil? I'm 60 and this just has me gaping.

Nice to meet you, Mr Johnson


Big fan of your work :goatsecx:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Takes No Damage posted:

Cursed boomer poo poo from the Stupid Work thread:

This sounds like the highest (lowest?) level of hell.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Unperson_47 posted:

This sounds like the highest (lowest?) level of hell.

hell facts: that’s the level of hell reserved for traitors

e: the lowest one, which is the worst one

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
mm mmmmm good

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Takes No Damage posted:

Cursed boomer poo poo from the Stupid Work thread:
It's impossible to imagine that this person achieves anything at all at work

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Black fungus and that little boy smile

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Catastrophe posted:

mm mmmmm good



despite the name, there are no lungs in that dish and it is actually pretty tasty

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuqi_feipian

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Catastrophe posted:

mm mmmmm good



I got tender tender :(

e:

Frank Frank posted:

Black fungus and that little boy smile

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Aug 13, 2023

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Catastrophe posted:

mm mmmmm good



That's fuqifeipian and it's actually delicious, probably my favorite Chinese snack/appetizer

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Devils Affricate posted:

That's fuqifeipian and it's actually delicious, probably my favorite Chinese snack/appetizer

Wiki posted:

The meaning of fei was originally waste parts or offal (廢) but later changed to lung (肺) so the dish sounded less repulsive.

Mmm garbage soup :yum: now I want to try some :(

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Frank Frank posted:

Black fungus and that little boy smile

A new concoction that'll bring you to your knees.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Takes No Damage posted:

Mmm garbage soup :yum: now I want to try some :(

Garbage meats are the best because you gotta spice and cook them to hell and back to make them any good. And then they're real good!

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
it's also respectful to the life and death of the animal to eat all of it

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
I saw these at Walmart today...



There's a website too - http://snoopcereal.com/

Check out the animated musical commercial video on the webpage....

...and yes, this cereal is brought you by Snoop Dogg and Master P.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/snoo...ed%20Drizzlers.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

snoop out there selling snacks. ice cube out there selling out. not the future i would have bet on before the year 2000

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
rapsnacks have been around

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Devils Affricate posted:

That's fuqifeipian and it's actually delicious, probably my favorite Chinese snack/appetizer

all y'all loving eating husband lungs :colbert:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

good eats for cheap out there in the further regions of experience

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

No picture, but still cursed: a woman collapsed while out partying in an illegal nightclub. Did people help her? Call 911? No, they stood around and took videos, slapped her to try to rouse her, then dragged her to a back room and left her. Someone texted her sister, but by the time she got there the woman was DOA. gently caress humanity.
https://nypost.com/2023/08/12/woman-dies-after-collapsing-inside-illegal-nyc-club/

Similar to a situation I was in way back when...
Paranoid people are dangerous in this situation. I was with a few random friends where I was living at the time, one was incredibly drunk, another was a dodgy drug dude. DDD had found an old pill earlier that day, and managed to sell it to incredibly drunk girl against all safety rationale.
She went down hill quickly, and he freaked out over someone possibly calling an ambulance (Not all of us had mobiles/cells at the time so we had to find one) because he didn't want to be held responsible. I should have punched him out right there, but I was a malnourished 17-year-old with a twitchy drug dude acting unpredictably.
He DID keep her alive with resuscitation, at least, until she came around again, then hosed off when the ambulance was coming. But poo poo, dude.

A few days later, he asked if she had the money for the pill he found and almost killed her with. I REALLY should have punched him out. It still pisses me off.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Liquid Chicken posted:

I saw these at Walmart today...



There's a website too - http://snoopcereal.com/

Check out the animated musical commercial video on the webpage....

...and yes, this cereal is brought you by Snoop Dogg and Master P.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/snoo...ed%20Drizzlers.

The dog looks like Mr Peanut Butter from Bojack Horseman

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Lmao my friends and I went to a sichuan place today and the place had fuqifeipian but the menu called it Mr and Mrs Smith

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Black fungus/wood ear is delicious. I miss having it fresh, I can only get it dried around here.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

rapsnacks have been around

Rick Ross has a “Lemon Pepper Sweet Chili” flavor that tastes like a glass of sweet iced tea with lemon.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Wait till you guys hear what black fungus used to be called

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Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
specifically what are now known as "wood ear" mushrooms, and were inexplicably known as either "Jews ear" or "Judas's ear" before, because of probably lovely reasons

quote:

A further change of name to "jelly ear" was recommended in the List of Recommended Names for Fungi.[2] The idea was criticised by the author Patrick Harding, who considered it "to be the result of political correctness where it is not necessary", and who "will continue to call [the species] Jew's ear", explaining that, while anti-Semitism was commonplace in Britain, the name "Jew's ear" is in reference to Judas, who was a Jew.

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