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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

super sweet best pal posted:

Maybe you should teach them how to win
Only losers care about winning!

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Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004




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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
hell loving yes let's loving GO


Thank you Ohtori Akio for the incredible sig!! 😍

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


to those I am about to consume, we salute you

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

Cthulu Carl posted:

Utterly stacked card

:letsgo:

let's loving gooooo

rox
Sep 7, 2016

what a day!

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Doing mental image training (imagining a ladder in my mind)

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Doing mental image training (imagining a ladder in my mind)

can you spin a ladder?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
I'm watching "how to use a ladder" tutorials all day, found an 8 hour podcast on the topic too. Learning so much!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

MacheteZombie posted:

I'm watching "how to use a ladder" tutorials all day, found an 8 hour podcast on the topic too. Learning so much!

The show starts pretty soon, better put that on 2.0x speed (at least!).

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

The show starts pretty soon, better put that on 2.0x speed (at least!).

:hmmyes:

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

TheSwizzler posted:

Full and Updated Card for In Your Haus

Dark Match - Starts 2:40 EDT:
Barnold vs Snooze Cruise vs baka fwaka fwame

Men's Rumble for #1 contender for the SAW Hardcore Flamewar Title:
Participants: ThatBasqueGuy, Tias, lobstershirt, CrescentWrench, FilthyImp, KungFuGrip, Larry Parrish, tmfc, neoaxd, Jeremor, tawal, vyelkin, ARGHPLEASENONONO, Zodium, biosterous, Hot Diggity! InexplicableHumbleBrag, Spooder Mun, Bastard Tetris, Danaru

Faction Warfare Elimination Match:
CSPAM (Punching is Praxis) vs GBS (Tarquinn and hot cocoa on the couch) vs ePa (IGgy IGsen and TheSwizzler) vs PYF (FirstNameLastName and Tenkaris)

Fatal 4-Way for #1 contender for the SAW Women's Title:
ghosthorse vs Lady Radia vs Solefald vs Sisal Two Step

4-way Tornado Tag for #1 contender for the SAW Men's Tag Team Titles:
GURPS Jerks vs Malice and Gromit vs Team Discovery Channel vs Gamers Rise Up

Grudge Match:
Large Loser Models vs Jeffrey of YOSPOS and a Mystery Partner

6-way match for the Leadership of ADTRW:
Namtab vs verbal enema vs marumaru vs malsangoroth vs GatesOfD vs sb hermit
ADTRW will be granted a Women's Tag Title match on 8/22, the winner of this match will be able to choose the team that contends for the titles

Money In The Bank 8-Man Ladder Match:
That DICK! vs SuplexLiberace vs CubicalSucrose vs dromal phrenia vs Buschmaki vs MacheteZombie vs Leadthumb vs Vincent Van Goatse
The holder of the briefcase won in this match can challenge for the SAW Men's World Championship at a time of their choosing

Ring of Dishonor Title/Loser Leaves CCCC:
Ohtori Akio vs BRJurgis vs Harold Fjord
If Harold or Jurgis win, Ohtori Akio must declare for another subforum
If Ohtori Akio wins, BRJurgis must choose another subforum to represent
The competitor who is pinned or submits will be declared the Ring of Dishonor champion


Tables Match for the Thursday Neon Hardcore Flamewar Title:

mbt vs prayer group vs FurnaceFace

4-Way Match for the Tuesday Titan PYF Title
copy vs Major Isoor vs The Saddest Rhino vs PewDiePie

4-way Tag Ladder Match for the SAW Women's Tag Team Titles:

Perish Ye Foes vs Rock the Vote vs The Hall Monitors vs Imp Zone

Triple Threat Tornado Tag for the SAW Men's Tag Team Title:
PSP Oildome vs Plumbing and Plundering vs DEAR JEFFREY

No Holds Barred Match for the SAW Men's World Championship:
Pungry vs Cavauro

HELL IN A CELL
Triple Threat for the SAW Women's World Championship:

sube vs Boba Pearl vs Leraika

finally, wrestling’s first actual BIG show


Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
E: gently caress, this started last month, not today, I cannot read

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy



RUDE

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

honestly rock the vote are at a disadvantage when it comes to ladder matches, the belts hanging in the air will make it hard for toph and i cant win with my submission finisher

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Volmarias posted:

E: gently caress, this started last month, not today, I cannot read

You're still welcome to join! We do have roster spots left

Once the roster spots are full, we will have a waitlist and deathmatches will create open slots

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
CIVIL WAAAAAARRR

Shions of Qud





That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ladder. lets break that down. L. for the losers in the match that arent gonna be me. A, for action. D for defeat for the losers who arent me. D is for defeat for the losers who aren't me. E is for exceptional ring performance, which i'm going to do. R is for ring performance, of which mine will be exceptional

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
https://voca.ro/116NX3xD5zg7

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

I'll get the aloe I guess.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Had to tell my brother that there was something more important than playing BG3 together today. I need to watch myself get slammed through a table by a tiny little man with a metal helmet.

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Gonna stretch wide the ring of dishonor with both hands and pull it over Harold and ohtori's heads like a tight hat.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
We are LIVE

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


woo!

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ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringResilientClintmullinsKreygasm-NrTAJcOSx7PL40ML

this one is a must watch lmfao

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientCuteSlothTTours-oLpFK46me6-s4vN9

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
I got to punch a former mod in the balls, the entire project is worth it

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

all right, I'm trying to set myself on fire by buying myself an avatar but it won't let me for some reason.

It's like I keep trying to strike a match and it doesn't work.

E: I'm trying, I really am

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Aug 13, 2023

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


>:|

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Getting rich betting on myself.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

what a shame


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy

super sweet best pal posted:

Getting rich betting on myself.

I hate that scrawny meth head wizard so much

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I was shredding people before "The Crash"

Alas,

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Big congrats to sb hermit who won the right to try and stop the faction jobbing and the honour of competing with me for the tag titles


verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
I went out like a chump!!!

Also did I see that my overall is 74 what the hell

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
We received a very generous donation tonight that will allow me to purchase a capture card. Within the next few month, look forward to an improved production quality, and possibly commentary!

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/TastyRelentlessInternPMSTwin-FVLKvduqeq6ka5gZ

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Namtab posted:

Big congrats to sb hermit who won the right to try and stop the faction jobbing and the honour of competing with me for the tag titles

It was an incredible and exhilarating match with high energy and drama all to the very end. Very wild.

Anyways, to fulfill a promise made long ago

Namtab posted:

Your identity is your Ava. Join me in the adtrw women’s division and we will be the monster heels

I request Namtab and myself to be the tag team competing for the title. "Monster heels" is a good name if you need one.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

i didn't literally mean we'd call ourselves the..

Actually OK sure we're the monster heels


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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

the boyhood dream...
:negative:

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