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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


pwned

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


oh because he's a chicken. yeah he's definitely the chicken

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005


https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1690853284074950656?s=20

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




I think the most entertaining outcome would be Elon catching a castle doctrine in the knee, attempting to back this up.
Glassy eyed Clyde tried coming through the front window. I had ta stop 'im.

B33rChiller has issued a correction as of 23:44 on Aug 13, 2023

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

i know whole mars blog is a shill for whatever musk says but imagine reading that exchange and thinking someone is trying to duck musk

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Has Musk been cursed so that if he isn't the center of attention 24/7 he will explode?

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



do companies like when the CEO of their ad platform spells their name wrong very publicly

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

zuckerberg is cool now

hearing this more and more tbqh

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Elon and Zuck are just the two types of guy who like the Joe Rogan podcasts.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Elon is going to be sniped by the meta trust and (CEO) safety team

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



lol not even the blue checks can go along with this take

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Tatsuta Age posted:

do companies like when the CEO of their ad platform spells their name wrong very publicly

Marketing: we’re the first thing people associate with chicken boss

Dictionary reading executives: this is worthless if they can’t spell ou’re name! Your fired!

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Elon managing to make Zuck look normal and borderline human.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

musk stays winning

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost

Quotey posted:

Marketing: we’re the first thing people associate with chicken boss

Dictionary reading executives: this is worthless if they can’t spell ou’re name! Your fired!

lmao

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
wow I thought he wouldn’t eat at chick fil a because he’s woke

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

apatheticman posted:

Zuck constantly going back to "im bigger than you" really shows how much of a brain genius he is.

Chris Jericho famously got into a real life altercation with Goldberg backstage and subdued him almost instantly. And while Zuck is no Chris Jericho, Musk is certainly no Goldberg.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/wholemarsblog/status/1690779107079094272?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA

what

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


hes right

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


as you see musk has owned suck. musk ftw

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

2 minutes after that Zuck gets a text from his security team telling him an intruder was neutralized on his property. Zuck goes on with his day forgetting to check back for details.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
they got to meet in Temecula for this to happen

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

zuck vs musk or full self driving what happens first?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I am going to help Elon Musk beat up Mark. 2 vs 1. He is going down.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

elon now asking zuck if they can practice their match on the house show loop

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Just imagine how hard Elon would hit the ground after a single hit to the solar plexus.

Come on Elon, don't take this from me. Dance you loving monkey

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

zuck = Rektile

elon = Doc Jock

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

wraslormkye!!


WRASSLORKNEOKEY!!!


I GOT ART IDEASS

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

TheMightyBoops posted:

Elon and Zuck are just the two types of guy who like the Joe Rogan podcasts.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


musk has that type of body dysmorphia where he thinks his fat is muscles and hes going to get hadouken'ed into the rafters by the sociopath who invented the website that makes grandma into a nazi

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
The blue check 🤣 replies to that chicken thing finally broke me.

I am, as they say, mad.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

spaceblancmange posted:

elon now asking zuck if they can practice their match on the house show loop

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
musk and zuck should have to ride in two self driving cars in a rocket league style arena and see who lives the longest

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
musk at 4pm: My skeleton is out of alignment. hopefully won't affect Starlink launch this week 😢

musk at 4am: post your address you little bitch

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

Saltpowered posted:

To-date Zuck has probably hosed things up worse for the world. Musk may win that race long-term with everything he is doing to platform hate and white supremacy and anti-LGBTQ sentiment. We’re going to see continuously escalating violence over the next few years directly as a result of his actions.

when trump starts posting on twitter again people are gonna blame musk for re-electing trump

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

RealityWarCriminal posted:

musk at 4pm: My skeleton is out of alignment. hopefully won't affect Starlink launch this week 😢

musk at 4am: post your address you little bitch

zuck has a blue belt in jiu jitsu now and musk claims he needed a 3 hour mri to find out his neck was fine but he needed shoulder surgery. Musk's only hope is a big knockout hit in the first 30 seconds before he gets winded otherwise zuck is going to choke him to sleep qnd it's going to be epic. if the fight actually happens.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

some kinda jackal posted:

The blue check 🤣 replies to that chicken thing finally broke me.

I am, as they say, mad.

We're all a little mad

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

while I don't think zuck is above juicing it would be funny if he insisted on drug testing just to put musk further on tilt

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