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Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Alaois posted:

do you like

know what wolverine's mutant power is

canada?

# ? Aug 14, 2023 08:38

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# ? May 9, 2024 18:56

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Being short?

# ? Aug 14, 2023 09:09

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Ventriloquism but only for the word "snikt"?

# ? Aug 14, 2023 09:47

ToxicFrog: Apr 26, 2008

nvrgrls posted:

What is this from?

# ? Aug 14, 2023 12:11

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

davidspackage posted:

Appropriately freakish art for a vile act.

Do you suppose Wolverine has, like, tubes of scar tissue in his arms that the claws nestle in?

See, his claws have silicon sheaths. So all he has to do is run those boys through an autoclave and he's perfectly sterile.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 12:51

Metalshark: Feb 4, 2013; The seagull is essential.

ToxicFrog posted:

What is this from?

High-Rise Invasion / 天空侵犯

# ? Aug 14, 2023 13:16

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superboy #126 (1966)

Secret Origins of the World's Greatest Super-Heroes (1990)

Superboy #126 (1966)

Read right to left.

Kinnikuman Vol. 1 (1980)

Kinnikuman Vol. 2 (1980)

# ? Aug 14, 2023 17:49

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Of course he is, he isn't exactly a friend to buildings.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 19:24

Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Selachian posted:

See, his claws have silicon sheaths. So all he has to do is run those boys through an autoclave and he's perfectly sterile.

Unfortunately, pretty much all of this has been retconned, except for the names of the bones (unless Marvel bones are extra special).
Bone claws and all that in the 90s.

For content:

Source: Power Pack (2020) #5

Source: Currently unknown! I would like some help with this.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 20:33

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Suleman posted:

For content:

Source: Power Pack (2020) #5

Joke name or not, I love that suit.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 20:43

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Suleman posted:

Unfortunately, pretty much all of this has been retconned, except for the names of the bones (unless Marvel bones are extra special).
Bone claws and all that in the 90s.

For content:

Source: Power Pack (2020) #5

"Why does everyone keep asking if I'm Hawkeye?!"

# ? Aug 14, 2023 20:54

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

Suleman posted:

Source: Currently unknown! I would like some help with this.

The Merry X-Men Holiday Special.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:38

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Suleman posted:

Unfortunately, pretty much all of this has been retconned, except for the names of the bones (unless Marvel bones are extra special).
Bone claws and all that in the 90s.

You've just given me a vision of a dark dystopian future where Marvel, via Disney, retcons the humerus and the coccyx.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:47

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Selachian posted:

See, his claws have silicon sheaths. So all he has to do is run those boys through an autoclave and he's perfectly sterile.

Wolverine probably could autoclave his hands, but I think that might be a trifle much to expect in Aunt May's kitchen.

Keromaru5 posted:

You've just given me a vision of a dark dystopian future where Marvel, via Disney, retcons the humerus and the coccyx.

Per recent contractual negotiations, all Disney and Disney-affiliated workers are now contractually obligated to, upon injury to the newly-renamed "Goofy bone", exclaim "Ya-ha-ha-hooey!"

Dareon fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Aug 14, 2023

# ? Aug 14, 2023 22:49

Kulkasha: Jan 15, 2010; But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

I figure Wolverine oughta have Popeye/Luke-sized forearms both to house the knives and articulate them/keep them from getting ripped out like hangnails.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:31

Kantesu: Apr 21, 2010

Phy posted:

"Why does everyone keep asking if I'm Hawkeye?!"

They're not asking that, Mr. Wolvermean. They're asking if you're Hawk-guy.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 00:11

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Keromaru5 posted:

You've just given me a vision of a dark dystopian future where Marvel, via Disney, retcons the humerus and the coccyx.

Not the real bone names, just the ones for Marvel characters. Helps with SEO, you see.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 04:45

StumblyWumbly: Sep 12, 2007; Batmanticore!

Suleman posted:

Source: Currently unknown! I would like some help with this.

The most realistic part of the X-Men is that they think a picture of themself is a great gift.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 13:41

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

They keep them by their bed, in case one of them dies and they can croak out their name while dramatically stroking it.

The picture, that is

# ? Aug 15, 2023 16:11

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Kantesu posted:

They're not asking that, Mr. Wolvermean. They're asking if you're Hawk-guy.

He's Canadian. It's Hawk-eh.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 17:26

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Harley Quinn: Black, White, & Redder #2.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:41

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Shoulda had a crying statue of liberty somewhere 0/10

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:05

Splint Chesthair: Dec 27, 2004

Selachian posted:

See, his claws have silicon sheaths. So all he has to do is run those boys through an autoclave and he's perfectly sterile.

So are Wolverine's claws flat like knives, or tubular like icicles? In the movies they have a triangular shape. What gives?

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:25

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

They used to be more tubular, like an actual animal's claws/talons, but then different art styles and eventually the movies turned them into blades.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:36

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

He's had them removed and replaced so many times, he probably swaps them out like getting a manicure, now.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:27

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Captain Atom #17 (1988)

Firestorm #58 (1987)

Mystery Men Comics #29 (1941)

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2 (2020)

The Incredible Hulk #123 (1970)

# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:50

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Lobok posted:

They used to be more tubular, like an actual animal's claws/talons, but then different art styles and eventually the movies turned them into blades.

poo poo, I remember when they were segmented, and collapsed down on themselves rather than being solid blades.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:40

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Lobok posted:

They used to be more tubular, like an actual animal's claws/talons, but then different art styles and eventually the movies turned them into blades.

Yeah, if you look at the Frank Miller pic inset next to the skeleton diagram, you can see he was drawing them as blades in the 80s.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:24

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

Metalshark posted:

High-Rise Invasion / 天空侵犯

Pretty good horror/survival manga

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:40

Kurui Reiten: Apr 24, 2010

Eh. It had potential, but devolved into magical super powers and battle shonen stuff pretty quick, and then the ending was basically a giant "TO BE CONTINUED i guess sure whatever" that didn't resolve poo poo. So far as I know, the follow up manga also ends with "TO BE CONTINUED eventually maybe whatever".

Also the creepy brother complex stuff and all the rest of that.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 09:08

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Uthor posted:

He's had them removed and replaced so many times, he probably swaps them out like getting a manicure, now.

Real surprised he hasnt been able to shoot them out yet

# ? Aug 16, 2023 11:05

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

that diagram lacks the heating element, anyway. it's worthless!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 11:07

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Ranma 1/2, ch. 185

# ? Aug 16, 2023 13:15

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Other half of that joke is that dudes name is literally Pantyhose Taro

# ? Aug 16, 2023 13:46

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Green Lantern #21 (1946)

Superman: The Power Within (2015; reprints)

Plastic Man #52 (1955)

Punisher: War Journal #23 (2008)

The Defenders #74 (1979)

# ? Aug 16, 2023 16:01

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Raphael: Bad Moon Rising #2 (2007)

Superboy #126 (1966)

Secret Origins of the World's Greatest Super-Heroes (1990)

The Champions #3 (1976)

Fantastic Four #136 (1973)

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:42

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Darthemed posted:

Fantastic Four #136 (1973)

oh sure. a "malt shop" :wink:

# ? Aug 17, 2023 17:29

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

oh sure. a "malt shop"

The milkshake worked as advertised.

# ? Aug 17, 2023 19:19

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Darthemed posted:

Fantastic Four #136 (1973)

Why is Johnny's costume red? I think #136 is a little but after I stopped reading early F4 (the quality really dropped off once Kirby left, in a way that didn't happen when Ditko left Spider-Man, so I only read like a dozen issues before giving up).

# ? Aug 17, 2023 19:30