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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I can't believe Florio hasn't pulled this down yet


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1689330146099040256

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://x.com/nflrums/status/1690197059377258497?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Not everyone can pull this off

Edit* an x.com link? Hmm

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
For all the degenerates here’s today’s “game” day thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4039181&perpage=40&pagenumber=1&noseen=1

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Michael Bay confirms Chris Jones quit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv1JZdSs15T/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022
Are we going to get a Hot Seat Watch thread? Definitely my favorite reoccurring seasonal thread here.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MaximilianK posted:

Are we going to get a Hot Seat Watch thread? Definitely my favorite reoccurring seasonal thread here.

Benne will get one going in October or so I'm sure unless there is an amazing disaster that happens before that.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

Benne will get one going in October or so I'm sure unless there is an amazing disaster that happens before that.

I think he normally starts it when preseason ends, last years was up at the end of August

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
A Russ hotseat thread could probably be made right now

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Incitatus posted:

A Russ spicy seat thread could probably be made right now

MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022

Incitatus posted:

A Russ hotseat thread could probably be made right now

Benne does know a thing or two about Russ in the hot seat. It must be pretty satisfying watching your star QB crash and burn in the rockies.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Center highlights, yo I got center highlights here

https://twitter.com/BrandonThornNFL/status/1690454519824490496

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Kalli posted:

Center highlights, yo I got center highlights here

https://twitter.com/BrandonThornNFL/status/1690454519824490496

Great movement but he completely whiffed the seal off block on 47 and shot on an off balance CB that wasn't going to make the play. There's a difference between playing like Kelce and diagnosing like Kelce.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Soon the Ravens will begin the defense of their Superbowl title

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

MaximilianK posted:

Benne does know a thing or two about Russ in the hot seat. It must be pretty satisfying watching your star QB crash and burn in the rockies.

Not the only Denver that crashed and burned

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Kalli posted:

Center highlights, yo I got center highlights here

https://twitter.com/BrandonThornNFL/status/1690454519824490496

Why didn't he get called for ineligible man downfield on the first one

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why didn't he get called for ineligible man downfield on the first one

Hes like a yard behind the spot by the time he breaks out of his pass pro set.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Why didn't he get called for ineligible man downfield on the first one

Because he wasn’t downfield at all until the ball was in the air. Watch where he’s lined up at the snap, he’s actually standing directly on the line marker for the LoS when the ball is caught.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/natalieweiner/status/1690494289204109312

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Soon the Ravens will begin the defense of their Superbowl title

And lose in the AFCCG to the Steelers. Some old as Spring

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Flavortown has a new resident.

Mahomes will get an honorary ketchup street.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Android Apocalypse posted:

Flavortown has a new resident.

Mahomes will get an honorary ketchup street.

Ah you think Flavortown is Mahomes’ neighborhood? He merely adopted the barbecue. Andy was born in it, molded by it. He didn't see the fish protein until he was already a man, by then it was nothing to him but garnish!

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Guy may be mayor of Flavortown, but it’s merely a simple backwater in Andy’s Pan Galactic Flavor Empire

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Docjowles posted:

Guy may be mayor of Flavortown, but it’s merely a simple backwater in Andy’s Pan Galactic Flavor Empire

Andy is clearly the head coach of the Flavortown Flambés of the National Foodball League

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I think Josh Johnson might not be good

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

sharknado slashfic posted:

I think Josh Johnson might not be good

How is that possible? He was recently mentioned by name in a Hall of Fame Induction speach.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Codependent Poster posted:

How could the refs do this?

They're clearly out for blood this year and wanted to get started early.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Docjowles posted:

Guy may be mayor of Flavortown, but it’s merely a simple backwater in Andy’s Pan Galactic Flavor Empire

Andy checking the hickory smoker after 4 hours: everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

sharknado slashfic posted:

I think Josh Johnson might not be good

I can't believe the guy who played worse than a guy who literally couldn't throw might be bad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mega64 posted:

I can't believe the guy who played worse than a guy who literally couldn't throw might be bad.

Well he got hurt too, it's not like they just took him out. Also he'd only been there like a week or something right? Rough gig.

I will say one thing for Josh Johnson, the man has to absolutely love football to still be around. He hasn't been around the block in this game, he's been around about 18 blocks.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


I’ve made sausage in the basement of that place.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

No Butt Stuff posted:

I’ve made sausage in the basement of that place.

bit of a username/post combo here

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
24 straight wins. John Harbaugh is the immortal god emperor of the Pre-season.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

24 straight wins. John Harbaugh is the immortal god emperor of the Pre-season.

I hate that stupid streak with a passion, and I was hoping the Ravens threw another Pick 6 cause I knew there was no way that Book was leading the Eagles to the endzone

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
How can you hate the best streak in sports

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pontius Pilate posted:

How can you hate the best streak in sports

I thought that was Antonio Brown

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Blow up the eagles roster it's time to do a complete rebuild how embarrassing

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Asproigerosis posted:

Blow up the eagles roster it's time to do a complete rebuild how embarrassing

How about a 4th for AJ Brown

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ1bFxKjzJ0

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Has Andy lost weight?

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Every offseason.

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