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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

flavor.flv posted:

All joking aside that "spider-man no more" line is really cute

That's a direct quote from the second Raimi movie, isn't it?

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

haveblue posted:

That's a direct quote from the second Raimi movie, isn't it?

And a well known comic title and scene (for certain values of "well known")

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I can't stop chuckling at this one, just :kiss: levels of ragdoll KLONK perfection

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



spider-balls no more!

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Stare-Out posted:

Loading into a mission just killed Spidey for some reason

https://i.imgur.com/kJ5gntd.mp4

Say... if it isn't my old nemesis, a streetlight!

Fappo!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paper Tiger posted:

Say... if it isn't my old nemesis, a streetlight!

Fappo!

lol

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Paper Tiger posted:

Say... if it isn't my old nemesis, a streetlight!

Fappo!

loled irl

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

CzarChasm posted:

And a well known comic title and scene (for certain values of "well known")



They're also using it as a memorial for John Romita at the moment.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Stare-Out posted:

Loading into a mission just killed Spidey for some reason

https://i.imgur.com/kJ5gntd.mp4

Everyone knows spider-man’s weak point is his balls.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
Isn’t that every person with balls weak point?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


if he just fell it wouldn't have been funny it's the nut shot on the way down

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Large Testicles posted:

Isn’t that every person with balls weak point?

Reminds me of Robin commenting on fire being Martian Manhunter's weakness and Batman responds that fire is everyone's weakness.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


i don't think spiderman has balls. ive never seen them, or even seen him get hit in them.

e: glitches don't count

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Large Testicles posted:

Isn’t that every person with balls weak point?

Some people have prosthetic balls. I imagine those probably hurt less when abused. But getting nailed in the crotch is still not going to be a fun time for any human.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

Some people have prosthetic balls. I imagine those probably hurt less when abused. But getting nailed in the crotch is still not going to be a fun time for any human.

Idk about that; not to out a fetish or anything but my crotch is usually involved in any nailing.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I actually went and bought a nail for my crotch. The clerk said it was $1.03 with tax and I'm like "tacks, what do you think I am, kinky?"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Doc Hawkins posted:

i don't think spiderman has balls. ive never seen them, or even seen him get hit in them.

e: glitches don't count

Of course he has balls, how else would he pee get MJ pregnant...with cancer?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


when a boy character and girl character who like each other live together, a child character may eventually appear in their home. optionally the girl may be pregnant first.

i guess the cancer is a special case of "child"

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Of course he has balls, how else would he pee get MJ pregnant...with cancer?


Radiation is stored in the balls? Gonna start calling mine the demon cores.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Is he deadly? Listen, chum! He's got radioactive cum.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Doc Hawkins posted:

when a boy character and girl character who like each other live together, a child character may eventually appear in their home. optionally the girl may be pregnant first.

i guess the cancer is a special case of "child"

Ugh it doesn't matter the gender, they just need the right parts and sex cells.

E: oh this is the game thread

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Philippe posted:

Is he deadly? Listen, chum! He's got radioactive cum.

Blasting loads on her thigh, cause he is a pull out guy! Look out there goes Spider-man!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

BG3 I have no idea what caused it but I took a long rest and my character appeared in camp completely nude. Re-equipping armor didn't fix it. I had to quit out to make her clothes show up.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Look, sometimes you just aren't ready to start your day yet.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Speaking of bugs, I had an area completely glitch out in act 3 for a follow-up to a quest in act 1, the second hag fight. The camera went crazy for a bit, and afterwards the enemy character model was all messed up. The game was really lagging too. Luckily there was a chasm nearby, so I threw the enemy into it, and that thankfully mostly fixed things, although, I had issue directly clicking on enemies and had to resort to their portraits.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Marcade posted:

BG3 I have no idea what caused it but I took a long rest and my character appeared in camp completely nude. Re-equipping armor didn't fix it. I had to quit out to make her clothes show up.

Nice. I unequipped the clothes immediately because they had greater than zero value and weight, and no mechanical purpose, and was surprised when long rest turned everyone naked.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

"Why are you naked in my camp?!"
"Uh..why aren't you?"

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Any time the fuckin popos try to give me poo poo about being nude I have to explain to them my cotton t-shirt has practically zero-benefit with regards to armor and

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



"Look, this reduces my Armor Check Penalty to skills to zero, making me better at acrobatics"

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.

Commander Keene posted:

"Look, this reduces my Armor Check Penalty to skills to zero, making me better at acrobatics"
https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0026.html :haw:

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Yeah, I was thinking of that comic when I was writing that, I just didn't have time to dig it up.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Wait, this comic is STILL GOING? I thought it ended years ago

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


RatHat posted:

Wait, this comic is STILL GOING? I thought it ended years ago

im not completely surprised; d&d is more popular than ever

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Commander Keene posted:

"Look, this reduces my Armor Check Penalty to skills to zero, making me better at acrobatics"

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
One of my friends is having a very "humerus" bug in their Balder's Gate 3



a true hellbow warrior

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Evilreaver posted:

One of my friends is having a very "humerus" bug in their Balder's Gate 3



a true hellbow warrior



Check the error logs

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Grassy Knowles posted:

Check the error logs
You're looking at 'em!

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Hirayuki posted:

You're looking at 'em!

Sorry i meant in the sense of “WOAH check out the error logs on THAT ONE”

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Evilreaver posted:

One of my friends is having a very "humerus" bug in their Balder's Gate 3



a true hellbow warrior



I had the exact same bug; Seems it's that specific suit of armor (Yuan-Ti scale mail) that's hosed up. Which is a shame because it's really loving good.

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Nordick posted:

I had the exact same bug; Seems it's that specific suit of armor (Yuan-Ti scale mail) that's hosed up. Which is a shame because it's really loving good.

A similar bug happens if a summon gets too close when an NPC starts a conversation with you. The background party chosen for said interaction will always be the three closest party members, even if they're summons, or if one of them is a wildshaped druid, and all the summons and most of the wildshapes(possibly all) do not have any conversation animations(predictably), so they just T-pose their way through the scene.

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