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dr_rat posted:I would be extremely paranoid about that door loving. As if your stuck on the inside, there's no reception and that's doors jam, pretty sure there's sweet gently caress all you could do. Doors can't gently caress.
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dr_rat posted:I would be extremely paranoid about that door loving. As if your stuck on the inside, there's no reception and that's doors jam, pretty sure there's sweet gently caress all you could do. I'd be more worried about the constant damp and whatever is brewing in the flooded silo shaft. Going off the diagrams I can find there should be an emergency escape shaft accessible via a small hatch and ladder in the ceiling of the crew section, that is assuming it still works and has not been stripped and blocked off by one of the previous owners however.
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That thing must be absolutely full of asbestos. Like every bit of cable or pipework, just loaded with the stuff.
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dr_rat posted:I would be extremely paranoid about that door loving. As if your stuck on the inside, there's no reception and that's doors jam, pretty sure there's sweet gently caress all you could do. That’s when you roll out the cutting torch. It’s nature’s master key.
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rollick posted:May need rewiring: Man didn't know that wires can both hold and conceal wires! e: also holy gently caress that article is a pro-click
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135 Pearl St SE, Atlanta, GA 30316
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Aug 14, 2023 18:57
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I see no problems with this, it's very cute
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Aug 14, 2023 19:06
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 I mean, living in a house right out of a newspaper comic strip isn't for me but there's nothing wrong with it.
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Aug 14, 2023 19:08
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that would be a bargain in my neck of the woods. i guess that’s a cursed price for atlanta? e: the description seems really dumb, but also maybe that’s young people talk now? i do not know 
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Dick Fontaine posted:e: the description seems really dumb, but also maybe that’s young people talk now? i do not know It's that. The house is (probably) fine, but the listing is cringe.
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Gen Z: Looking for that chill energy and steady coin bag? Bet, you've swiped right. This crib is the perfect mix of location goals, fresh makeovers, and that hot, hard-to-get, off-street parking. It's all sorts of fire, no cap. Translation: Renovated home with income producing ADU and tons of off-street parking. Gen Z: Picture this, strolling through a Dutch door into your personal aesthetic vibe, with a dope ADU in the backyard ready to make some serious coin. Plus, a pool and hot tub combo that's literally shouting "relaxation station." New windows bringing in all that glowy, lit fire from the ATL sun. The open-concept layout's gonna have you saying "pass the vibes" when you peep those high, 9' ceilings. The scent of pine hits different as your kicks slide over heart of pine floors. Then your eyes catch that renovated kitchen, straight out of a Pinterest mood board, ready to make your foodie dreams pop off - you're low-key starved. Maybe it's 'bout time to slide over to Krogg Street and grab some munchies. It's a whole mood. Let's yeet on the scooters and vibe down the Beltline post-dinner. Then head back to the crib with bae and chill on the breezy front porch. It's the perfect spot for sipping iced kombucha and watching the world go by. You can even ditch the whip and rent out your off-street parking to make some extra coin. This pad ain't just any pad, bruh. It's an entire rom-com waiting to happen. It's a fresh TikTok draft, ready to be hit with your life's love story vibes, all while vibing in one of ATL's hottest spots. So, say "thank u, next" to that daily traffic grind and make this dream a big-time glow up. Facts, no printer. Hold up, take a sec and ask yourself, fam, "Is 135 Pearl Street the vibe check?" If it's a "yeet," then it's time to glow up your living game. Shoot a text to the 'rents for that bread and slide into your real estate agent's DMs to set up a showing. Ain't no time to be caught slippin' on this one, it's go time, periodt! Translation: 135 Pearl Street is the hottest listing in Atlanta right now. Get your act together, schedule a showing and buy it before it's too late. Search: 135 Pearl Street on YouTube to see video walkthrough.
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Should have said so when you posted it ultrafilter, can't expect all of us to be checking the descriptions like crazy people. speaking of, Imma run this text block through a TTS with no interruptions at all. as was intended.
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Aug 14, 2023 19:22
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really though is that a minstrel show or is that how the kids (or at least their commercials) talk now? i have no idea and i feel old and lost and scared
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Yeah I wish I'd read the description first good god. It's both adorable that the person who wrote it doesn't know what 'yeet' means, but also alarming just how many times the description mentions "extra coin" like they're targeting AirBnB assholes and trust fund babies.
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:Yeah I wish I'd read the description first good god. It's both adorable that the person who wrote it doesn't know what 'yeet' means, but also alarming just how many times the description mentions "extra coin" like they're targeting AirBnB assholes and trust fund babies. I mean, they're absolutely targeting trust fund babies: quote:Shoot a text to the 'rents for that bread and slide into your real estate agent's DMs to set up a showing.
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Aug 14, 2023 19:35
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well that’s one way to get a house on some intriguing lists
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The issue is when it changes day to day at the whims of the colorists, you'd always be wondering if you're about to step in someone else's door!
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Oh man, "Let's yeet on the scooters and vibe down the Beltline post-dinner." is a thing I must find a time to tell young people while sitting backwards on a chair with a reversed baseball cap.
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Aug 14, 2023 19:54
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need a pallet cleanser after reading that description? how about some oysters
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Hope they picked every single barnacle off every single shell, and scraped every bit of meat from the insides because otherwise it's gonna reek.
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That's extremely not how humans talk, of any age. It's a madlib filled with a list of words from TikTok
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`Nemesis posted:need a pallet cleanser after reading that description? how about some oysters Just imagine how good that feels as a back scratcher, though. Whip off your shirt after a long, hard day and just start rubbing up on it, oh yeah...
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Aug 14, 2023 20:34
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There are easier ways to flense.
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what an incredible misinterpretation of tabby concrete
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I don't think there's any way to properly dust that thing unless you go at it with a computer duster ONE SHELL AT A TIME
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`Nemesis posted:need a pallet cleanser after reading that description? how about some oysters Was the house built by an otter?
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`Nemesis posted:need a pallet cleanser after reading that description? how about some oysters We built this chimney We built this chimney from oyster shells I don't know why that came to mind.
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OwlFancier posted:There are easier ways to flense. Neat, I learned a new word. Thanks Weird House thread!
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`Nemesis posted:need a pallet cleanser after reading that description? how about some oysters This is both ugly to look at and painful to think about leaning or falling against
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`Nemesis posted:need a pallet cleanser after reading that description? how about some oysters Midden chimneys are in right now
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Out the corner of your vision, it would look like a thousand staring eyes. Especially by firelight.
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Yeah I can almost imagine it having a sort of Junji Ito quality to it when not fully illuminated
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Dick Fontaine posted:really though is that a minstrel show or is that how the kids (or at least their commercials) talk now? i have no idea and i feel old and lost and scared It's not how the kids talk now. Well, it is, but not this way - you might hear some of these phrases sprinkled in, but it won't be a dense impenetrable patois like in the ad. In context it's pretty intelligible, and not scary.
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Posted in the AUG thread but it's at home here: https://i.imgur.com/XK3feEu.mp4
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It may look unattractive, but flatulence reverb has decreased by over 90% since I installed the wall carpeting
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DrBouvenstein posted:Posted in the AUG thread but it's at home here: That entire video I kept expecting the camera to pan over to a hole in the wall with a husky in it.
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Captain Hygiene posted:It may look unattractive, but flatulence reverb has decreased by over 90% since I installed the wall carpeting Okay but what if I want to increase it. Like a fart subwoofer.
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OwlFancier posted:There are easier ways to flense.  I remember an article describing Meryl Streep as having "a long flensing line of a nose" (paraphrase), and it's stuck with me for 30 years at least.
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Flense is a great word that you unfortunately have very few opportunities to use once you know it.
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It's not any one house, but a collection of house crimes. nearly all from https://www.instagram.com/pleasehatethesethings/     Kinda like this one: https://i.imgur.com/2417Anm.mp4     
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