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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

sandrer didn't do nothing

# ? Aug 14, 2023 20:57

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# ? May 30, 2024 09:35

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Michael Oher was found in a field, unable to communicate, living in harmony with nature. He never knew that other humans existed or had beds until The Tuohys civilized him and taught him Foot-Ball, because his size and aggression, honed after years of living off the land, made him an ideal OT.

this is bullshit, the truth is Oher was forced to walk in circles in a large grain mill known as the Wheel of Pain which is how he got so ripped for the NFL

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:03

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Michael Oher crashed to earth in a spaceship, was found and taught by a turtle man and found the seven dragon balls and wished to win the Cotton Bowl.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:06

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

kiimo posted:

this is bullshit, the truth is Oher was forced to walk in circles in a large grain mill known as the Wheel of Pain which is how he got so ripped for the NFL

OHER! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:14

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

Michael Oher crashed to earth in a spaceship, was found and taught by a turtle man and found the seven dragon balls and wished to win the Cotton Bowl.

pssh what really happened was Oher traveled to Earth on a spaceship that existed on a different timeline. So even though the trip took days, for him it was hundreds of years in gravity 100 times that of Earth. He used that time to do situps and pushups, raising his power levels over 90,000. Tuhoys recognized this and trained him for the NFL and also to beat Vegeta.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:21

Danny LaFever: Dec 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/richplow/status/1691160016659558400

God people are posting clips from the movie now.

This gives me the same vibes as that west wing clip where they said africans can't tell time because they don't have clocks.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:29

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I saw the last bit of The Blind Side on TV once and the only thing I remember from it was the white woman threatening to shoot a black guy if he ever came near the black kid she had kidnapped. And I thought wow, this movie is really racist. Then I realized that the black guy she was threatening was supposed to be this badass gangster guy and he and his fellow gangsters were all just totally cowed by a threat from some housewife and I thought wow, this movie is really loving stupid.

MJeff fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Aug 14, 2023

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:37

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

mcmagic posted:

Michael Lewis doing some good journalism!! Thank you.

Can�t wait for the Michael Lewis book about Michael Lewis!

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:43

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Cavauro posted:

sandrer didn't do nothing

You're too naive, Cav. Bullock's fingerprints are all over this

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:56

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Did Michael Lewis gently caress this up or was all that poo poo invented for the movie? I know the book is a lot more about the left tackle position than Oher, but I never read it.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 22:03

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

seiferguy posted:

https://twitter.com/PanasonicDX4500/status/1691141234520109063?t=6IwA2Ev4b2iaAU6vv2WsBw&s=19

Hugh Freeze AND future Senator Tommy Tuberville

# ? Aug 14, 2023 22:15

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Danny LaFever posted:

This gives me the same vibes as that west wing clip where they said africans can't tell time because they don't have clocks.

Which pharmaceutical representatives bring up as a reason for why they shouldn't provide the continent with time-sensitive HIV medication

While the African leader attending the meeting just sits there with a defeated look on his face as though he's thinking "gosh they're right, if only we weren't so stupid"

# ? Aug 14, 2023 22:29

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

The Athletic put out their Top 25 Players Under 25 for 2023

code:

25. S Talanoa Hufanga, San Francisco 49ers, age: 24
24. CB Trevon Diggs, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
23. RB Jonathan Taylor, Indianapolis Colts, age: 24
22. WR DK Metcalf, Seattle Seahawks, age: 25
21. TE Kyle Pitts, Atlanta Falcons, age: 22
20. DE/LB Brian Burns, Carolina Panthers, age: 25
19. C Creed Humphrey, Kansas City Chiefs, age: 24
18. WR DeVonta Smith, Philadelphia Eagles, age: 24
17. RB Josh Jacobs, Las Vegas Raiders, age: 25
16. OT Penei Sewell, Detroit Lions, age: 22
15. QB Trevor Lawrence, Jacksonville Jaguars, age: 23
14. WR CeeDee Lamb, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
13. DT Dexter Lawrence, New York Giants, age: 25
12. OT Andrew Thomas, New York Giants, age: 24
11. WR Jaylen Waddle, Miami Dolphins, age: 24
10. OT Tristan Wirfs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, age: 24
9. CB Sauce Gardner, New York Jets, age: 22
8. QB Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles, age: 24
7. DT Quinnen Williams, New York Jets, age: 25
6. QB Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers, age: 25
5. WR Ja�Marr Chase, Cincinnati Bengals, age: 23
4. CB Pat Surtain II, Denver Broncos, age: 23
3. DE Nick Bosa, San Francisco 49ers, age: 25
2. LB/DE Micah Parsons, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
1. WR Justin Jefferson, Minnesota Vikings, age: 24

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:16

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Is there a clip of that west wing scene? Thought it�d be easier to find if it�s as cringey as it sounds

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:19

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Diva Cupcake posted:

The Athletic put out their Top 25 Players Under 25 for 2023

code:

25. S Talanoa Hufanga, San Francisco 49ers, age: 24
24. CB Trevon Diggs, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
23. RB Jonathan Taylor, Indianapolis Colts, age: 24
22. WR DK Metcalf, Seattle Seahawks, age: 25
21. TE Kyle Pitts, Atlanta Falcons, age: 22
20. DE/LB Brian Burns, Carolina Panthers, age: 25
19. C Creed Humphrey, Kansas City Chiefs, age: 24
18. WR DeVonta Smith, Philadelphia Eagles, age: 24
17. RB Josh Jacobs, Las Vegas Raiders, age: 25
16. OT Penei Sewell, Detroit Lions, age: 22
15. QB Trevor Lawrence, Jacksonville Jaguars, age: 23
14. WR CeeDee Lamb, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
13. DT Dexter Lawrence, New York Giants, age: 25
12. OT Andrew Thomas, New York Giants, age: 24
11. WR Jaylen Waddle, Miami Dolphins, age: 24
10. OT Tristan Wirfs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, age: 24
9. CB Sauce Gardner, New York Jets, age: 22
8. QB Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles, age: 24
7. DT Quinnen Williams, New York Jets, age: 25
6. QB Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers, age: 25
5. WR Ja�Marr Chase, Cincinnati Bengals, age: 23
4. CB Pat Surtain II, Denver Broncos, age: 23
3. DE Nick Bosa, San Francisco 49ers, age: 25
2. LB/DE Micah Parsons, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
1. WR Justin Jefferson, Minnesota Vikings, age: 24

Consistent, pervasive, despicable Tariq Woolen erasure

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:30

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Diva Cupcake posted:

The Athletic put out their Top 25 Players Under 25 for 2023

code:

25. S Talanoa Hufanga, San Francisco 49ers, age: 24
24. CB Trevon Diggs, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
23. RB Jonathan Taylor, Indianapolis Colts, age: 24
22. WR DK Metcalf, Seattle Seahawks, age: 25
21. TE Kyle Pitts, Atlanta Falcons, age: 22
20. DE/LB Brian Burns, Carolina Panthers, age: 25
19. C Creed Humphrey, Kansas City Chiefs, age: 24
18. WR DeVonta Smith, Philadelphia Eagles, age: 24
17. RB Josh Jacobs, Las Vegas Raiders, age: 25
16. OT Penei Sewell, Detroit Lions, age: 22
15. QB Trevor Lawrence, Jacksonville Jaguars, age: 23
14. WR CeeDee Lamb, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
13. DT Dexter Lawrence, New York Giants, age: 25
12. OT Andrew Thomas, New York Giants, age: 24
11. WR Jaylen Waddle, Miami Dolphins, age: 24
10. OT Tristan Wirfs, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, age: 24
9. CB Sauce Gardner, New York Jets, age: 22
8. QB Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles, age: 24
7. DT Quinnen Williams, New York Jets, age: 25
6. QB Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers, age: 25
5. WR Ja�Marr Chase, Cincinnati Bengals, age: 23
4. CB Pat Surtain II, Denver Broncos, age: 23
3. DE Nick Bosa, San Francisco 49ers, age: 25
2. LB/DE Micah Parsons, Dallas Cowboys, age: 24
1. WR Justin Jefferson, Minnesota Vikings, age: 24

Do they not know what under 25 means

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:34

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

PostNouveau posted:

Did Michael Lewis gently caress this up or was all that poo poo invented for the movie? I know the book is a lot more about the left tackle position than Oher, but I never read it.

Lewis went to the same private school as, and was friends with, Sean Tuohy. Draw conclusions as you wish from that.

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:39

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Pontius Pilate posted:

Is there a clip of that west wing scene? Thought it�d be easier to find if it�s as cringey as it sounds

https://www.goojara.to/eywBN4

Starting at 27:38

# ? Aug 14, 2023 23:43

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

a neat cape posted:

Do they not know what under 25 means

I apparently don�t. The title is actually Top Players 25 and Under. Hence all the 25 year olds.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 00:00

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

Henron posted:

99th percentile in Protective Instincts.

This is the only thing that stuck in my head from that movie, other than the scene where they play him as being too dumb to realize the play is over and he pushes some kid like 50 yards and over a fence

# ? Aug 15, 2023 00:09