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It's called Stray and it's about a dog trying to bite Will Forte's dick and balls off. It will probably not be very good but I love Will Forte so idk
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It seems like that movie has been coming out forever but I guess it's only been delayed once this year
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it will appeal to the kind of crowd that grew up on dog movies and now want hard dog movies
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Alan Smithee posted:it will appeal to the kind of crowd that grew up on dog movies and now want hard dog movies There's no proof that the dog gets hard at any point
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Failed Imagineer posted:There's no proof that the dog gets hard at any point "Rated R for red rockets"
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Alan Smithee posted:it will appeal to the kind of crowd that grew up on dog movies and now want hard dog movies Quote for truth. Tangentially, is the dog movie BINGO as weird as I vaguely remember?
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Is that the one where the dog follows a trail of the kid’s piss across the country after the family abandons it?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Is that the one where the dog follows a trail of the kid’s piss across the country after the family abandons it? Yes. The dog is later a witness in a criminal case, testifies, and the stenographer later repeats his testimony.
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I thought that was a different movie but now it makes sense.
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Hasturtium posted:Yes. The dog is later a witness in a criminal case, testifies, and the stenographer later repeats his testimony. the French have a long tradition of dog testimony https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/04/04/labrador-dog-named-tango-witness-stand-murder-trial-_n_5090614.html quote:A Labrador is reported to have appeared in a court of law in an effort to identify his owner's murderer. quote:Back in 2008 a canine named Scooby was brought into a French court after his 59-year-old mistress was found hanging in her home, The Telegraph reports. https://www.cracked.com/article_32402_the-trial-by-combat-between-a-man-and-his-victims-dog.html quote:And so we have the case of Aubry Mondidier, in 14th-century France. Mondidier went missing, and then his dog led a friend, Chevalier Ardilliers, to a tree. Ardilliers spotted signs of digging, investigated, and found Mondidier's corpse buried there. In the days to come, the dog repeatedly attacked another acquaintance of Mondidier's, Chevalier Maquer, and everyone remembered how the two men had been on bad terms. The authorities brought the dog and the man before King Charles V, who saw the dog attack Maquer and only Maquer. This, combined with the dog knowing Mondidier's burial site, suggested it had witnessed its master's murder. idgaf if the last one is real or not
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Screw The Painted Hills, this is the Lassie movie I want to see.
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Alan Smithee posted:idgaf if the last one is real or not Holy loving poo poo  The dog's love was stronger than lances
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Aug 13, 2023 18:07
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Screw The Last Duel I want to see a dog win trial by combat.
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That’s how Look Who’s Talking Now ends.
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Alan Smithee posted:idgaf if the last one is real or not A Dog's Purpose is, apparently, Vengeance 
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Asterite34 posted:A Dog's Purpose is, apparently, Vengeance Reverse John Wick
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I AM GRANDO posted:Reverse John Wick I'm shocked this hasn't been made a film yet where the dog's owner is killed and then the dog goes out for vengeance. Or maybe it has but it's one of those random movies that shows up on some obscure streaming service.
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The Hills Have Eyes has a dog coming back for vengeance in a big way.
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Codependent Poster posted:I'm shocked this hasn't been made a film yet where the dog's owner is killed and then the dog goes out for vengeance. That's kind of what happens in White God minus the owner dying.
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galagazombie posted:Screw The Last Duel I want to see a dog win trial by combat. I love Dragon Age Origins but still hate that they won't let you have the warhound fight Loghain in a duel on your behalf.
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As mentioned upthread, Lassie gets revenge in The Painted Hills (also an MST3K episode)
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Some productions news from an interview with Charles Rovinquote:I was also shooting a wonderful movie in Paris. John Woo is remaking his own movie, The Killer, which was one of his seminal Hong Kong movies that he made in 1989. So we had to shut that down because we lost all of our SAG actors, and of course, we honored that. We’ve got somewhere between 10 and 18 days left, so that was obviously very disappointing. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/oppenheimer-charles-roven-christopher-nolan-1235560144/
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I am rooting for the strike to continue indefinitely if it spares the world from Gal Gadot's Cleopatra.
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I had not heard they were making a sequel to Wind River. The title is apparently Wind River: The Next Chapter which makes me think they're gonna try to make a whole bunch more of them...
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Wind River Part IV, The Final Chapter
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Clockwork Wind River: It's Pronounced with a Long I
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FlamingLiberal posted:The fans absolutely did not like Uncharted 
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Simplex posted:I am rooting for the strike to continue indefinitely if it spares the world from Gal Gadot's Cleopatra. Gal Gadot Cleopatra vs Jada Pinkett Cleopatra in the Hellenistic Cinematic Universe
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Hasturtium posted:Yes. The dog is later a witness in a criminal case, testifies, and the stenographer later repeats his testimony. I remember at one point the villain ties up the dog and tries to blow him up with a timebomb.
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Alan Smithee posted:Gal Gadot Cleopatra vs Jada Pinkett Cleopatra in the Hellenistic Cinematic Universe Wait until Will Smith Mark Antony gets involved!
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The Bingo movie had a tie in card set which I got packs of as a kid despite never seeing the movie
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Wind River was a surprisingly nice movie I found while browsing but I don’t know how a sequel would work, plus True Detective S4 sounds like it’s going to have a similar vibe.
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Sirotan posted:I had not heard they were making a sequel to Wind River. The title is apparently Wind River: The Next Chapter which makes me think they're gonna try to make a whole bunch more of them... Taylor Sheridan wants his franchise and, I guess, after the failure of the Sicario cinematic universe...
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Snowman_McK posted:Taylor Sheridan wants his franchise and, I guess, after the failure of the Sicario cinematic universe... The only failure was not making a movie based on Donovan's character  But yeah I can't really picture another Wind River movie being well received. I liked it but don't know if we need more stories like that being told through some white character.
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B-Rock452 posted:The only failure was not making a movie based on Donovan's character They also took Brolin's flip flops away. Sicario 2 fuckin' sucked. It was the movie the first one was making fun of, but completely earnest.
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Yeah it was bad
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Simplex posted:I am rooting for the strike to continue indefinitely if it spares the world from Gal Gadot's Cleopatra.
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Snowman_McK posted:Sicario 2 fuckin' sucked. It was the movie the first one was making fun of, but completely earnest. It's unreal that both those films had the same writer. It makes me wonder what was going on behind the scenes because it seems pretty clear in retrospect that Villeneuve is the only reason the first one turned out the way it did. Snowman_McK posted:Taylor Sheridan wants his franchise and, I guess, after the failure of the Sicario cinematic universe... Doesn't he already have Yellowstone to his name? Though as I've been learning lately, "Highly successful" can mean a whole hell of a lot of things depending on what the streaming services want their investors to think, and very few of those things translate to actual profits for the writers.
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