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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The court will find that Donald is a sad, low energy loser who couldn’t intimidate a fly.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
He’s gonna be out on bail so fast y’all.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

FrozenVent posted:

He’s gonna be out on bail so fast y’all.

no see when I said I was gonna make the courts PAY for it,

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1691222349809348608?t=HA6pAdbKLjHZBtye17vSHQ&s=19

There's a :thurman: in there.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

stealie72 posted:

Ever since Mark Hammill did it, I can't NOT hear donny's dumb loving tweets/truths/turds in the voice of the Joker. It makes reading all these dumb things much more fun.

Haha! I had totally forgotten about that, and it was indeed fantastic

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Donald Trump wasn’t even the worst Republican candidate of 2016.

He had a chance to prove his awfulness with actions that harmed millions, but make no mistake, the whole house is rotten.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Platystemon posted:

Donald Trump wasn’t even the worst Republican candidate of 2016.
Who was? As much as I hate the rest, I struggle to believe that any of the others could have so blatantly betrayed American democracy by inciting an attack on the Capitol and pushing the big lie. Not out of the goodness of their hearts, of course, but because they just lacked the sheer audacity to violate sacrosanct norms.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

FrozenVent posted:

He’s gonna be out on bail so fast y’all.

Correct. Y'all need to be wary about resistance grifter-esque comments coming out of MSNBC and other sources. I've always found Weissman half-decent, but anyone doing a TV hit ever needs to be met with hyper-suspicion.

Also he's a federal gently caress, and federal fucks should not be talking about their interpretations of state law intricacies. Donnie will get recogged fast, but the mugshot (per the sheriff or whoever the hell it was) will actually be done. Not sure they'll waive it like all the others.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

stealie72 posted:

Ever since Mark Hammill did it, I can't NOT hear donny's dumb loving tweets/truths/turds in the voice of the Joker. It makes reading all these dumb things much more fun.

I always go with the Zapp Brannigan voice, myself. All the word salad goes down smooth, like velour.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Also, don't book anything involving a national park for early October. Congressfucks are already threatening a shutdown and pissed at McCarthy for suggesting stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1691227540998807552?t=Antez2dPm-sFZ9ieQZdwNQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/TonyGonzales4TX/status/1691221866717855744?t=Fc3j9je5OAVdxVx1Y98i7A&s=19

I think everyone involved in national travel is automatically essential, but I wouldn't necessarily bet on that either.

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Raerlynn posted:

This already exists. There was a channel on twitch that ran AI versions of Trump and Biden debating each other. Idk if it's still up now.
It's still up, and holy poo poo it's entertaining! And you can even ask them questions in chat, and they'll answer. 10/10, would watch again.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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It turns out that the COVID‑19 public health emergency declaration was load‑bearing, and ending it for political optics has consequences.

https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1690885431980965888

Also, be prepared to open your wallet wide if you’re uninsured.

https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1690827550782869504

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Excellent. If they're available in September in the US, they'll be available as early as 2026 in Canada.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kazinsal posted:

Excellent. If they're available in September in the US, they'll be available as early as 2026 in Canada.

Maybe. If the PLA is approved in September, FDA and CDC can work fast enough from there, but in an interview with the CDC director earlier this month,

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/01/1191412009/new-cdc-director-dr-mandy-cohen-on-her-vision-for-the-agency posted:

COHEN: There are manufacturers of vaccines that are undergoing that process right now. The FDA experts, as well as experts here at CDC, still have their work to do. But, yes, we anticipate there being a new COVID booster available probably in the early October time frame. We know COVID is here with us. It's going to stay with us. And it's - sadly, it is still killing folks every single day. And that doesn't need to happen. We can use the vaccines, the testing and the treatment that we have to protect folks.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
GA grand jury is voting right now, might have indictments by the top of the hour.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Platystemon posted:

Maybe. If the PLA is approved in September, FDA and CDC can work fast enough from there, but in an interview with the CDC director earlier this month,

:smugdon: CHY-na

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I would speculate that there are already conspiracy theorists running with this overlap in initialisms, but that would be giving them way too much credit for following real news and knowing what China’s armed forces call themselves.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

It's all going to PLA(N).

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
10 Indictments passed. Dunno for who, but I'm sure Trumpy is one of them

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/ReporterBlayne/status/1691254200422764544?t=KIu2VCXMNIo2L0j80MYrFQ&s=19

Well, this calls for a celebration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roRQ2mNwMMQ

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Waiting for him to realize he can't bail himself out here if he wins in '24 and for him to say something racist about ADA DeAndre.

e- The word FORE will never be the same to him again.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Aug 15, 2023

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1691257106601508864

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1691198328745213952?t=F1x9aW_KNtp6Nntl3znDzA&s=19

:circlefap:

E-
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1691230982265839616?t=g9OUTUgws8z9WcxMruwtzw&s=19

Don't stop I'm almost there oh god.

"You've pantsed me and have a shot at pushing my poo poo in, dang ol' water under the bridge?"

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Aug 15, 2023

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

How do you say poo poo like that and not be embarrassed? I mean, I know he either actually believes it (he doesn't) or he has no shame(it's this) but still. HOW?! Is the the natural end product of a lifetime of debasement?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
They are vile and weak people who think society is to blame for their own insecurities as (mainly) parents.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

End stage will be them saying Trump was secretly in cahoots with :abuela: the whole time

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Matt4VA/status/1691261347361660928?t=KBsFDl0eR_KB0_G7yjEePA&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Trump, Rudy, Eastman, Meadows, Cheese-bro, Clark, Jenna Ellis, Ray Smith, Chili(sp?), Mike Roman, David Shaver all named in the indictment.

e- But, WAIT! There's MORE!

Some other randos, Sidney Powell, more randos, Scott Hall, and the woman who supervised Coffie County's elections.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Aug 15, 2023

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Also, don't book anything involving a national park for early October. Congressfucks are already threatening a shutdown and pissed at McCarthy for suggesting stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1691227540998807552?t=Antez2dPm-sFZ9ieQZdwNQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/TonyGonzales4TX/status/1691221866717855744?t=Fc3j9je5OAVdxVx1Y98i7A&s=19

I think everyone involved in national travel is automatically essential, but I wouldn't necessarily bet on that either.

It depends on how the president wants to play it. 2013 just about everyone but the military was nonessential but subsequent ones presidents have just gone more like "eh gently caress it, send the receptionist home but everyone else comes in".

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
the names announced on cnn pardon my spelling:

trump
rudy
eastman
meadows
cheeseboro
jeff clarke
jenna ellis
ray smith
robert chele
mike roman
david james schaffer

e: there are 8 others

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
the others are:
shawn micah treasure
steven lee
harrison floyd
treveyon cuty
sidney powell
kathleen latham
scott hall
missy hampton

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mr. Nice! posted:

the names announced on cnn pardon my spelling:

trump
rudy
eastman
meadows
cheeseboro
jeff clarke
jenna ellis
ray smith
robert chele
mike roman
david james schaffer

e: there are 8 others

Sidney Powell and a bunch of randos.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Willis went for everyone:

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1691283657581821952?t=K9xmTuv68fwZTE7jb-adiA&s=19

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
full doc:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23909543-23sc188947-criminal-indictment

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


God drat, she went scorched Earth.

Praise be to Uncle Billy.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Tag yourself in the indictment. I'm count 8: Impersonating a Public Officer.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
There are 30 unindicted co-conspirators.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That is not a typo. 3-0. Thirty.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Mr. Nice! posted:

That is not a typo. 3-0. Thirty.

Is that coincidentally the number of people who flipped?

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