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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FAUXTON posted:

lol those hogs are gonna get hosed up eating his carcass

feral hogs just like "euugh i feel sick" and sweating and getting the chills and barfing 2 hours later

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

rotor posted:

feral hogs just like "euugh i feel sick" and sweating and getting the chills and barfing 2 hours later

hell same

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


EricBauman posted:

if its at zucks house in hawaii, it doesnt matter. theres no one else around for miles. dig a grave for him out in the jungle, throw him off a cliff, no one will ever find out

lol he even has feral hogs on his land, so why not leave the body to them?

It’s Zuck’s house in Palo Alto, so that wouldn’t work. Also, you have to be careful in Hawaii since Musk has basically been performing elder abuse to keep himself in Larry Ellison’s favor, and Larry has his own personal fiefdom down there.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
california does have the castle doctrine, hope that helps

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Davethulhu posted:

It's this.

An excerpt from one of his books.

Still not sure how you mess up your neck doing that, though.

Edit: he's also changing his story. In the book he says "lift", in the tweet he says "throw". And he doesn't mention that the guy let him do it.

he probably messed up his neck and back by being a lazy gently caress with terrible posture, or ignoring a safety sign and getting whacked by a Tesla assembly robot, or something equally embarrassing

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

wouldn't it be amazing if this whole thing ended with zuck being locked up on manslaughter charges?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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nudgenudgetilt posted:

wouldn't it be amazing if this whole thing ended with zuck being locked up on manslaughter charges?

helen walton literally drunk drove a car over a frozen food factory worker and walked. lmao billionaires don't get cuffed

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Jonny 290 posted:

helen walton literally drunk drove a car over a frozen food factory worker and walked. lmao billionaires don't get cuffed

how did the guy end up being frozen in the first place? no wonder he couldn't get out of the way of her car

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jonny 290 posted:

helen walton literally drunk drove a car over a frozen food factory worker and walked. lmao billionaires don't get cuffed

they don't lose lawsuits either I hear

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

FAUXTON posted:

they don't lose lawsuits either I hear
Musk is truly groundbreaking!

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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EricBauman posted:

how did the guy end up being frozen in the first place? no wonder he couldn't get out of the way of her car

You're no fart simpson

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jonny 290 posted:

twice removed

but enough about his marriages

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Elon coming to your house uninvited lol

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Main Paineframe posted:

he probably messed up his neck and back by being a lazy gently caress with terrible posture, or ignoring a safety sign and getting whacked by a Tesla assembly robot, or something equally embarrassing

He lifted a 350lb person up in the air every morning just to get out of bed.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
did anyone note that musk is actually in Ohio today and thus lied about the whole thing

go look up elonjet

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

SpaceAceJase posted:

Elon coming to your house uninvited lol

Don't worry I'm sure he already checked and made sure zuck is going to be out of the country.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes





edit: chirst why is the internet so bad

Cat Face Joe fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Aug 15, 2023

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Salt Fish posted:

Don't worry I'm sure he already checked and made sure zuck is going to be out of the country.

to be clear Musk is in loving Ohio while he's pretending to do all this poo poo

soggy rear end bitch

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



mystes posted:

I think if musk was last seen going to zuck's house and then zuck was just like "no idea what happened to him" people might be a bit suspicious

yeah, suspicious why zuck isn't bragging about doing a solid for the future of humanity

Salt Fish posted:

He lifted a 350lb person up in the air every morning just to get out of bed.

:laffo:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



MunchE posted:

to be clear Musk is in loving Ohio while he's pretending to do all this poo poo

soggy rear end bitch

that ugly-rear end bitch is in my state?

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

MunchE posted:

to be clear Musk is in loving Ohio while he's pretending to do all this poo poo

soggy rear end bitch

Ohio can never catch a break, huh?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



he's still here

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



can't be at the cleveland clinic for heart work because he doesn't have one

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

Main Paineframe posted:

he probably messed up his neck and back by being a lazy gently caress with terrible posture, or ignoring a safety sign and getting whacked by a Tesla assembly robot, or something equally embarrassing

tried to suck his own dick after grimes left him

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

tried to suck his own dick after grimes left him

it’s this

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

edit: chirst why is the internet so bad

because you post on it

Cheen
Apr 17, 2005

zuckerburg is going to use elonjet to get musk's assassination coordinates and drone strike him from a meta oculus

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

MunchE posted:

to be clear Musk is in loving Ohio while he's pretending to do all this poo poo

soggy rear end bitch

where's he at??? ill spar right now

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Cheen posted:

zuckerburg is going to use elonjet to get musk's assassination coordinates and drone strike him from a meta oculus

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

MunchE posted:

Musk is in loving Ohio
a bigger self-own than being forced to spend $44bn on a website you dont want

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



skimothy milkerson posted:

where's he at??? ill spar right now

come to hopkins international airport in 15 minutes if u want an rear end kicking

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


e:f, b

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1667443908060520449
the origin

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I think he wants to French kiss mark

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



the comments on this give a real good look into the blue check mind

https://twitter.com/rektmando/status/1690791720340873216

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Cat Face Joe posted:

the comments on this give a real good look into the blue check mind

https://twitter.com/rektmando/status/1690791720340873216

so deep. i cry everytiem

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sagebrush posted:

so deep. i cry everytiem
did it affect you more than seeing Rainbow Dash being led off in the warsaw ghetto clearance?

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Cat Face Joe posted:

the comments on this give a real good look into the blue check mind

https://twitter.com/rektmando/status/1690791720340873216

times like these I'm glad comments are disabled for non accounts

deleting your account really makes (not) browsing X.com: A site for Nazis a lot easier

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

tried to suck his own dick after grimes left him

Elon is the kind of clown who heard the urban legend about some dude having part of his ribcage removed for self-suck purposes and thought it was a brilliant body mod idea instead of, y'know, it being a junior high gullibility test

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

MunchE posted:

times like these I'm glad comments are disabled for non accounts

deleting your account really makes (not) browsing X.com: A site for Nazis a lot easier

it’s great that he’s accidentally changed Twitter to show you only the exact thing someone is trying to share with you, removing the part that would normally show you ads or keep you hate scrolling. thanks for that I guess.

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