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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

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W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

tawal posted:

av unclear. approved.



Looks good! I look forward to working with all of you. :)

Also, the discord invite link in the first post is dead.

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

W.T. Fits posted:

Looks good!

not how I'd describe it.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140871413574676590/1140872816456122428/WWE_2K23_2023-08-14_23-59-37_Trim.mp4

tawal fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Aug 15, 2023

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

W.T. Fits posted:

Looks good! I look forward to working with all of you. :)

Also, the discord invite link in the first post is dead.

also, swizzler is bad at the internet. I guess this will last a week maybe. idk.

https://discord.gg/QjQaVGhz

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

What hath God wrought

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

i don't feel safe anymore





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Look behind you, a three headed monkey!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Owns


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





super sweet best pal posted:

Look behind you, a three headed monkey!

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Sublime.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

tawal posted:

av unclear. approved.



jesus.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

tawal posted:

av unclear. approved.



Out of all the freaks in this thing, this one might be the most hosed up one yet.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

jesus

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
I appreciate the work and creativity that goes into every caw but also jesus christ

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

tawal posted:

av unclear. approved.



I am going to in an entirely unsexual, absolutely chaste manner sit on all three of those faces violently.

And on all one-to-six* of their mothers faces but sexually, and unchastely. Not exactly violently but definitely the same level fervor.

* I’m totally guessing here because I have no idea how that came to be, three-faced parents? Teleporter error? Some sort of six single faced parent ritual? IDC i just love the moms and feel bad about these loser kids they’re stuck with



TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Grassy Knowles posted:

* I’m totally guessing here because I have no idea how that came to be, three-faced parents? Teleporter error? Some sort of six single faced parent ritual? IDC i just love the moms and feel bad about these loser kids they’re stuck with

Timecopped.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

ddinkins posted:

What hath God wrought

god’s light does not shine on SAW


Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

tawal posted:

av unclear. approved.



Jfc

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

ghosthorse posted:

god’s light does not shine on SAW

Has to carry on SOME traditions from EXP

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://voca.ro/1kIdPdLwQLBE

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CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Impressive. Most impressive.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
my credit card bank thinks SA is some hardcore gangster poo poo, that's why it took so long to set myself on fire as promised. But I finally did it.

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Tias posted:

Hard to follow this, but

ddinkins..

when you took me out, you not only disrespected me.. you disrespected the outdoors

brother..

Do not be surprised if a chair wrapped in d. urtica, the stinging nettle, finds your back one of these days.

you were eliminated from the royal rumble by Danaru, if thats who you meant to adress

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

also does w.t. fits face count as 1 big one or 3 small ones?
i fell like my "biggest face in the women's division" title is threatened

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

tawal
Feb 7, 2012


Lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


The Neapolitan Nightmare

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Lmao

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012


lol

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Lmao

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
TheSwizzler, I hereby give you express permission to promo probe me as this will be only kind of gratification you will experience today. :smug:

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Tarquinn posted:

TheSwizzler, I hereby give you express permission to promo probe me as this will be only kind of gratification you will experience today. :smug:

One thing is certain, I’m going to hit you in the nuts.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Nut if I have anything to say about it.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

IGgy IGsen posted:

my credit card bank thinks SA is some hardcore gangster poo poo, that's why it took so long to set myself on fire as promised. But I finally did it.

They're right

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:



Tuesday Titan, 8/15/2023 - 9PM EDT

A Simple Match
MatcheteZombie vs FurnaceFace (w/Pungry)

Death Road to Canada (feat pungry)

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Tarquinn posted:

Nut if I have anything to say about it.

https://voca.ro/18TAHSmO6Fgr

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


fantastic application of the phrase testicular trauma

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Lets be clear. Tonight I'm going to actually murder metis live on air. She's going to be legitimately killed unless she beats me, in which case I will face no consequence. Those are the stakes this evening.


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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

To be clear, this isn't a deathmatch so the stakes apply to metis the person, not the westler.


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