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My workplace has my personal cell phone number only because they took away our desk phones as a cost saving measure and if they pulled that poo poo with me I'd be going to HR in a heartbeat.
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I first saw goatse when I was in grade school and it didn't make me cry or even really bother me. I know I'm terminally online but, while I would believe they said it happened, I don't believe it really did. What kind of whiny piss babies do they hire to simulate attacks on corporate infrastructure
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Jul 26, 2023 02:08
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Hughmoris posted:I like to imagine Juliet gets to the office at 8:05 AM, sits down with her first cup of coffee, and begins to read responses to yesterday's phishing attempts. Suddenly, she's sobbing. Horrors!
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Jul 26, 2023 06:42
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"not requiring the need for" What the gently caress
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Jul 26, 2023 13:47
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update: that was them asking for the thing
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Shugojin posted:update: that was them asking for the thing Not in English it wasn't.
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Speech-to-text struggling with the thick Indian accent.
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Jul 26, 2023 21:26
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No it was just a white guy who was over-writing his email in an attempt to sound smart I knew what he wanted but his company did some bad work for ours back when they were contracting that annoys me at least once a week so I made him say it in a sane way
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Feels like Azure AD is currently in the process of making GBS threads itself, logins are veeeeerrry slow
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Shugojin posted:No it was just a white guy who was over-writing his email in an attempt to sound smart When your attempts at erudition fail, No one is fooled by your insipid words. You hide your shameful face behind email, Hoping to buffalo with words in herds. Instead, use language familiar: "Please" and "Thank you" and your "Would you kindly"; Worry not about words peculiar. And compose your dialect unblindly. Whenever you speak with that foolishness Your intentions are led so far astray. With your brazen display of mulishness, You embarrass those you wish to obey. This wisdom of mine I beg you to heed; Otherwise you might look like a dickweed.
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Wizard of the Deep posted:When your attempts at erudition fail, 
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Wizard of the Deep posted:When your attempts at erudition fail, 
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Wizard of the Deep posted:When your attempts at erudition fail, 
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Kurieg posted:My workplace has my personal cell phone number only because they took away our desk phones as a cost saving measure and if they pulled that poo poo with me I'd be going to HR in a heartbeat. you know that poo poo getting leaked.
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Is there a network remote power cycle device that is worthwhile? I've never bought one, and Amazon's offerings like the UIS-622b seem stuck in prior decade. It for my bosses PC which he says he has to come in to power cycle now and then do to lack of access. Should I just be buying a TP-Link smart switch and calling it a day? I guess my question is, "Are all the ones I see old because IoT-type devices have superseded them?
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Tapedump posted:Is there a network remote power cycle device that is worthwhile? I've never bought one, and Amazon's offerings like the UIS-622b seem stuck in prior decade. My immediate assumption if a non-technical user told me that was happening would be that the computer is going to sleep, so the first thing I'd check is the power management settings. If your boss can provide a specific time when he last had to reboot it you can also take a look at the Event Viewer and see if there are any interesting logs preceding that time, also useful would be knowing what state the PC was in when he got to it. Was it entirely off, asleep, awake but offline, frozen, etc? Ideally the next time it happens it could be reported and a tech could look at it before he reboots it, but depending on when its happening and how impatient the boss is that may not be a practical possibility. wolrah fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Aug 15, 2023 |
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Tapedump posted:Is there a network remote power cycle device that is worthwhile? I've never bought one, and Amazon's offerings like the UIS-622b seem stuck in prior decade. Old PC with an optical drive that you can script to cycle the tray whenever the thing needs power cycling and a poking implement taped to it so it hits the reset switch.
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Figure out why they are doing a Remote Desktop session to an office PC and fix it so they don’t need to do that
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Thanks Ants posted:Figure out why they are doing a Remote Desktop session to an office PC and fix it so they don’t need to do that
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Thanks Ants posted:Figure out why they are doing a Remote Desktop session to an office PC and fix it so they don’t need to do that Usually it's because CAD or Adobe sucks rear end via VPN when your file server is on prem. RDP to an office desktop is a cheap and easy fix for an IT team that has no time or money.
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a ticket came in. guy from hr is trying to share a ms form as a template with other staff. he tells me the link he's giving them doesn't work and names three specific people with the problem. i test the link myself and it works. i send the link to the guy next to me and it works for him too. i call each of the three people he named. the first two are having no issues and the third one is mad at me for interrupting her. thanks gary
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About god drat time. Congrats!
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Aug 18, 2023 17:53
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Oh hell yeah! What great news on a Friday. Congrats!
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Hell yeah!
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What a way to start the weekend!
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Weedle posted:a ticket came in. guy from hr is trying to share a ms form as a template with other staff. he tells me the link he's giving them doesn't work and names three specific people with the problem. i test the link myself and it works. i send the link to the guy next to me and it works for him too. i call each of the three people he named. the first two are having no issues and the third one is mad at me for interrupting her. thanks gary *Matt Berry voice* gently caress you Gary
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Hell yeah. Hopefully you have found your pod.
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gently caress yes!
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Congratulations!
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Congrats! Hope you've got some buffer for time off, and remember the notice period is a courtesy. If you get any lip, down tools and walk out.
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Awwwwww hell yeah. Congratulations.
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Woohoo!
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Congrats, Witch!!!
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Wizard of the Deep posted:Congrats! Hope you've got some buffer for time off, and remember the notice period is a courtesy. If you get any lip, down tools and walk out. I got laid off months ago, actually  This might be a little premature because I don't have an actual offer in front of me yet but they called after I got turned down for a PM position to let me know about a non-advertised management position in support they wanted to me interview for. I'm the only one they're considering, the interview went great, the director said I'm a perfect fit and the only next step is to sit down with the VP (who recommended me in the first place) to hammer out compensation next week. I feel pretty confident it's mine, but my fingers are still super crossed.
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A Frosty Witch posted:I got laid off months ago, actually gently caress, sorry. Dunno if I missed it or you didn't share it. Good luck sealing the deal!
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Weedle posted:a ticket came in. guy from hr is trying to share a ms form as a template with other staff. he tells me the link he's giving them doesn't work and names three specific people with the problem. i test the link myself and it works. i send the link to the guy next to me and it works for him too. i call each of the three people he named. the first two are having no issues and the third one is mad at me for interrupting her. thanks gary Recipients are ignoring Gary's messages because he's an annoying twat and he's not getting the hints.
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i have ascended to a level beyond "per my last email" the dreaded "per your last email"
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I once got four replies deep in replying to someone's question with an attachment of the last email I sent them on the topic, which contained an attachment of the last time before that they asked etc. The problem with trying to subtly call a stupid person stupid is that they don't realise and just thank you for doing it.
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