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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Glumwheels posted:

That’s a good one but my favorite was the NYT’s from today where it was too many charges and too many people. The legal system can’t handle it apparently!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1691484184693420035

Choose your fighter

your honor... hear me out now.... but you should dismiss the case simply because my client has committed so many crimes it would take too much time to talk about them all

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

scuppernong

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Glumwheels posted:

That’s a good one but my favorite was the NYT’s from today where it was too many charges and too many people. The legal system can’t handle it apparently!

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1691484184693420035

Choose your fighter

who is republican elvira?

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

DrPossum posted:

who is republican elvira?

Don Jr.'s special lady

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!

DrPossum posted:

who is republican elvira?

The lady that will sink Newsom's presidential campaign

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Pead posted:

Don Jr.'s special lady

nixonishly: jesus christ

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


so majestic...what a man!!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

the milk machine posted:

is donald trump locked away in the phantom zone yet

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

lol

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Pead posted:

Don Jr.'s special lady

Newsom's ex (lmao)

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

the milk machine posted:

is donald trump locked away in the phantom zone yet

yes :confused:

this is where we live

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


her stylist is the homer simpson makeup shotgun

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Scott Forstall posted:

Newsom's ex (lmao)

Havin' Poosome

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Pead posted:

Don Jr.'s special lady

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

shyduck posted:

her stylist is the homer simpson makeup shotgun

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


homeboy has some big loving hands drat

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Buddykins posted:

homeboy has some big loving hands drat

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
wasn’t lex luthor president while also in prison at the same time as some point

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

homeboy has some big loving hands drat

he put the whole fist up her butt

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005






External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Koirhor posted:

wasn’t lex luthor president while also in prison at the same time as some point

Yes, obamna

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

*leans into mic* Luthnor

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

this thread seems better than the other one

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i'm gonna post in both until there is more clarity to the situation. don't want to be left out

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
on a different universe trump is the funniest guy to ever get a DUI

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
if things had turned out differently trump would be a bitchy queeny late night host

he'd probably be very successful at it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
crooked joe's henchmen

Clever Moniker
Oct 29, 2007




kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



do you think trump ever jokes that kimberly is older than melanie

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

kaleedity posted:

do you think trump ever jokes that kimberly is older than melanie

he would, if he ever talked to don jr (he doesnt)

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Hey buddykins

https://twitter.com/betterme/status/1687490651204562944

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

kaleedity posted:

do you think trump ever jokes that kimberly is older than melanie

god i hope so lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Who comes up with this poo poo

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

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