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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

mrpwase posted:

Manxplaining means something else but I can't decide what

levelling the isle of man

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

Feel having a tail you can't pick yourself up with is gently caress all use anyway so the manxs are probably lording it up.

good for balance innit

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Considering I use my feet to pick things up, if I had a tail I could do that with it would be nice.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Retrain as a vervet:
  • Pick things up with hands and feet
  • Prehensile tail
  • Jump from tree to tree
  • Bright blue ballsack
  • Grab booj poo poo and throw it in their swimming pools
  • Grab your own poo poo and throw that at their windows
  • Monke sounds

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Only effort stops me from achieving six of those.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Guavanaut posted:

Retrain as a vervet:
  • Pick things up with hands and feet
  • Prehensile tail
  • Jump from tree to tree
  • Bright blue ballsack
  • Grab booj poo poo and throw it in their swimming pools
  • Grab your own poo poo and throw that at their windows
  • Monke sounds



I must be an honorary vervet... My balls are neon blue.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Interesting thread about the petty tyranny of middle management cunts working for giant companies making huge profits

https://twitter.com/theashrb/status/1691484907770388481?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i deleted my twitter account

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Is there any way to read it without having a twitter account?

crispix posted:

i deleted my twitter account

I never had one at all :smuggo:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Sanford posted:

Is there any way to read it without having a twitter account?




Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


I'm not reading all that

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

popping onto twitter I saw glinner trending, turns out that he was set to appear at the edinburgh fringe by sneaking in under a banner performance by "Comedy Unleashed" but when they found out he was part of the bill they cancelled the entire thing

and now he's mad on the internet

he's also against gay marriage now because all gay people are paedophiles apparently

DreddyMatt
Nov 25, 2002
MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS EXCEEDED ONLY BY MY UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR PISS. FUK U AMERIKKKA!!

Dabir posted:

I'm not reading all that

I did, and it wasn't worth it

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

he's also against gay marriage now because all gay people are paedophiles apparently
He claims that he was groomed by gay men to support the Irish marriage equality referendum without realizing that it contained the dreaded gender self-id amendment.

Except it didn't. That was a completely separate piece of legislation.

So he's just saying "if I could go back in time I'd hate the gays because of something entirely in my own head."

What a oval office :lol:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Dabir posted:

I'm not reading all that

tl;dr lovely manager, bullies staff, focuses harassment on black employees

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There's a manager at asda who's a lot like that, but because he's mates with the higher up and "gets results" he's basically untouchable, absolute shithead to work with and to everyone around him.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Guavanaut posted:

He claims that he was groomed by gay men to support the Irish marriage equality referendum without realizing that it contained the dreaded gender self-id amendment.

Except it didn't. That was a completely separate piece of legislation.

So he's just saying "if I could go back in time I'd hate the gays because of something entirely in my own head."

What a oval office :lol:

Kind of inevitable because the only people who will speak to him are bigots so of course he'll end up rationalising even more bigotry so he isn't completely lonely & shrivelled up inside.

Which it has to be said is the least the oval office deserves.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Trainee PornStar posted:

I must be an honorary vervet... My balls are neon blue.

username/post combo

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

DreddyMatt posted:

I did, and it wasn't worth it

This is an attempt at reverse psychology and I claim my five pounds

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

Kind of inevitable because the only people who will speak to him are bigots so of course he'll end up rationalising even more bigotry so he isn't completely lonely & shrivelled up inside.

Which it has to be said is the least the oval office deserves.
Glinner 2040: "trans jenners ended slavery, the slaves were happy actually, my one friend Ron DeSantis told me"
(BrainX 1/50, mandatory read on MuskX, 15 views)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
experts should study glinner's brain to find out what makes 1990s comedians deteriorate into bigots imo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Experts: "It is a white pudding that was made wrong."

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i suspected as much, you know

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Just had a bad thought that if he's going down that road then the next logical thing for his bigot head pudding to move onto is the abortion amendment. Siding with the sedevacantist perverts that think that there was a secret second referendum to allow the satanists to eat babies.

Yes of course they didn't tell the people voting about that bit, but when you vote you vote for the secret one too, the one where they put on horns and robes and eat the babies. No of course they don't tell people about it, it's secret!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he fell in with hardcore loyalists if he were to find some mad common cause

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

crispix posted:

experts should study glinner's brain to find out what makes 1990s comedians deteriorate into bigots imo

Quite a lot of them were bigots to begin with, but generally it's getting loads of money for a piss easy job that can be taken away from you at any moment if someone decides that your 90's blackface material is something worth talking about.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Guavanaut posted:

Retrain as a vervet:
  • Pick things up with hands and feet
  • Prehensile tail
  • Jump from tree to tree
  • Bright blue ballsack
  • Grab booj poo poo and throw it in their swimming pools
  • Grab your own poo poo and throw that at their windows
  • Monke sounds



Had a baby vervet as a pet for a few weeks when I was on my gap-yah in Kenya.

He absolutely adorable, would climb into my shirt and hang from my armpit hair. Though he’d then often wee down my chest, which was less than pleasant. :p

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

Quite a lot of them were bigots to begin with, but generally it's getting loads of money for a piss easy job that can be taken away from you at any moment if someone decides that your 90's blackface material is something worth talking about.

Mm, a lot of them never really moved on from the 90's and the 90's was actually quite bad in many respects, but it was also the end of history, so obviously anybody who thinks that is just a wokey snowflake.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


mrpwase posted:

Manxplaining means something else but I can't decide what

Trying to describe the exact status of the Isle of Man in relation to England/The UK/Great Britain etc.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Shockingly the pub arsonists are linked with a previous arson on one of their sites!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-66514759

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Starting to get the feeling that failing to act on bad behaviour ends up incentivising that bad behaviour continuing.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

Starting to get the feeling that failing to act on bad behaviour ends up incentivising that bad behaviour continuing.



????

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
please don't share fudgeman's yearbook photo

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Now that's a post that deserves to be discussed in a car park after dark

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


NotJustANumber99 posted:

please don't share fudgeman's yearbook photo

Guaran-loving-tee you that everyone in that photo would consider me a loathsome oik. I mean, I didn’t even board at my school! (Because it was five minutes down the road from home)

Also, yes. Carpark.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Elon simp DIY building his own house trying to poo poo on the disabled goon for being privileged.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
man that lidl car park is gonna be kicking off

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

DesperateDan posted:

man that lidl car park is gonna be kicking off

There is a remarkably high chance NJAN99 parks his car and it simply bursts into flames before anything can kick off

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


A vw van filled with sword wielding goons crashes into a photo booth as njan88mph disappears into trails of fire and the smell of lithium

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
If 99 is meeting anyone in a carpark it's only to buy 8 tons of dimensional lumber. I believe he uses one of his non-Tesla cars for these trips tho

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