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Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

namtab up against metis?
hard call but as much as i want to see metis defeated and claim baton supremacy for myself i still respect them as an opponent - i cant say thay about namtab
so i will, begrudingly, cheer for metis

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:15

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 08:51

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Megamissen posted:

In Your Haus PPV
13th of August 2023

20-man Royal Rumble 19:21
Special Stipulation: Winner becomes #1 contender for the Hardcore Flamewar Belt

code:

Entrant			Entry	Exit	RngTime	Rank	Elim #	Eliminator
01 ThatBasqueGuy	00:00	01:12	01:12	20(+0)	0	lobster shirt
02 Inexplic.Humblebrag	00:00	03:44	03:44	19(+1)	0	KungFu Grip			
03 lobster shirt	00:36	10:08	09:32	13(+5)	1	Crescent Wrench	
04 Crescent Wrench	01:12	17:00	15:48	6 (+11)	4	the unjust forces of circumstance
05 FilthyImp		01:49	04:32	02:43	18(-2)	0	Crescent Wrench
06 KungFu Grip		02:25	13:44	11:19	7 (+8)	4	Tias
07 Larry Parrish	03:01	04:36	01:35	17(-3)	0	tmfc
08 tmfc			03:37	04:57	01:20	16(-3)	1	KungFu Grip
09 neoaxd		04:13	08:53	04:40	14(-2)	0	Tawal
10 Jeremor		05:03	06:20	01:17	15(-4)	0	Crescent Wrench
11 Tawal		05:40	12:51	07:11	9 (+1)	2	Spooder-Mun
12 Vyelkin		06:14	11:25	05:11	10(-1)	0	Tawal
13 ARRGHPLEASENONONONO	06:52	10:31	03:39	12(-4)	0	KungFu Grip
14 Zodium		07:29	11:03	03:34	11(-4)	0	KungFu Grip
15 biosterous		10:01	--:--	11:01	1 (+5)	1
16 Hot Diggity!		11:11	13:19	02:08	8 (-3)	0	Crescent Wrench
17 Tias			11:47	17:52	06:05	4 (+0)	2	Danaru
18 Spooder-Mun		12:23	18:49	06:26	3 (+0)	1	Danaru
19 Bastard Tetris	13:00	17:17	04:17	5 (-3)	0	Danaru
20 Danaru		14:01	21:02	07:01	2 (-1)	3	biosterous

Just look at those beautiful stats. I may have been knocked out after a marathon performance, but you can't hold me down. The iron Cardassian is coming for that PYF title!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:34

Namtab: Feb 22, 2010

Megamissen posted:

namtab up against metis?
hard call but as much as i want to see metis defeated and claim baton supremacy for myself i still respect them as an opponent - i cant say thay about namtab
so i will, begrudingly, cheer for metis

im going to steal the baton and club you with it

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:35

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Namtab posted:

im going to steal the baton and club you with it

if you tried to handle a baton it would make tamako during the middle of the movie look like tamako at the end of the movie

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:37

Namtab: Feb 22, 2010

didnt watch it

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:40

BRJurgis: Aug 15, 2007; Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...

You adtrws need to stop fighting amongst each other, and figure out how one of your animes got into CCCC and displaced me! You've a huge roster of posting pals, you should work together! I've a mind to let filthyimp win tonight just to bolster his standing in your crew!

Harold and I can't risk that many allies, being USPol(weed) posters... bastard offspring of D&D. Our ideas our so powerful that they must be protected from the uninitiated that ceaselessly try to infiltrate us.

And speaking of weed,, the higher I get, the more it's gonna come down on Ohtori Akio. I've NEVER seen this dude hit a gravity bong and then explain political and information conditions via star trek and metal gear solid. NOT loving ONCE.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:56

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

i was excited for my match tonight because i am a big fan of mia goth but then someone explain to me that this was different pearl and now i am angry and piss and going to kick rear end!!11

Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:59

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

BRJurgis posted:

You adtrws need to stop fighting amongst each other, and figure out how one of your animes got into CCCC and displaced me! You've a huge roster of posting pals, you should work together! I've a mind to let filthyimp win tonight just to bolster his standing in your crew!

Harold and I can't risk that many allies, being USPol(weed) posters... bastard offspring of D&D. Our ideas our so powerful that they must be protected from the uninitiated that ceaselessly try to infiltrate us.

And speaking of weed,, the higher I get, the more it's gonna come down on Ohtori Akio. I've NEVER seen this dude hit a gravity bong and then explain political and information conditions via star trek and metal gear solid. NOT loving ONCE.

have you decided what subforum you will take refuge in?

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:15

Namtab: Feb 22, 2010

BRJurgis posted:

You adtrws need to stop fighting amongst each other, and figure out how one of your animes got into CCCC and displaced me! You've a huge roster of posting pals, you should work together! I've a mind to let filthyimp win tonight just to bolster his standing in your crew!

There was a schism between those who heeded my call to action and joined the path of good and truth and those who saw my call and joined me in representing ADTRW

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:27

BRJurgis: Aug 15, 2007; Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...

Megamissen posted:

have you decided what subforum you will take refuge in?

Refuge? Exile! This has only set me on a path to something greater.

I am (at least for now) the holder of the Dishonor title, and nothing is out of bounds. No thought or act too machievellian, narcissistic, or downright psychopathic. I'll get my revenge if I have to do it one wrestler at a time.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:30

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

BRJurgis posted:

Refuge? Exile! This has only set me on a path to something greater.

I am (at least for now) the holder of the Dishonor title, and nothing is out of bounds. No thought or act too machievellian, narcissistic, or downright psychopathic. I'll get my revenge if I have to do it one wrestler at a time.

He's in D&D.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:35

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

LIVE!

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:41

tawal: Feb 7, 2012

I think a big part of what makes this whole project fun is that everybody else is engaged and has a chance to interact with the SAW universe and the streams! I'm glad to have been able to create a little bit of what's going on, and to that point, I introduce: The Namtab Wheel! Everyone feel free to spin the "Will Namtab win or lose?" wheel and post results in chat!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 02:04

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

tawal posted:

I think a big part of what makes this whole project fun is that everybody else is engaged and has a chance to interact with the SAW universe and the streams! I'm glad to have been able to create a little bit of what's going on, and to that point, I introduce: The Namtab Wheel! Everyone feel free to spin the "Will Namtab win or lose?" wheel and post results in chat!

thank you, works precisely as intended

# ? Aug 16, 2023 02:06

Insetik: Mar 30, 2010; MERRY GLIZZMAS

tawal posted:

I think a big part of what makes this whole project fun is that everybody else is engaged and has a chance to interact with the SAW universe and the streams! I'm glad to have been able to create a little bit of what's going on, and to that point, I introduce: The Namtab Wheel! Everyone feel free to spin the "Will Namtab win or lose?" wheel and post results in chat!

Appreciated

# ? Aug 16, 2023 02:13

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

# ? Aug 16, 2023 03:14

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

It's a drat shame I didn't win the sneaks, but someday, I'll get to wear more than just the uppers with no soles.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 03:15

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

https://clips.twitch.tv/TalentedDeliciousCiderMau5-Gd6YMfs-3f7hJuCi

# ? Aug 16, 2023 03:35

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:10

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

I don't want to talk about it

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:10

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

That was a really fun night.

I am going to take on every mod and lose.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:26

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidRamshackleGrasshopperPogChamp-aO9YD9I-b6ZkW2Jp

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:29

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

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# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:34

CubicalSucrose: Jan 1, 2013; Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

BFC supremacy.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:38

MacheteZombie: Feb 4, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:38

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Crescent Wrench posted:

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/158a48c9-b9bf-49e6-9615-1254ce513590

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:40

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Chaotic title changes tonigh!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:41

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Saw people in chat calling my victory tonight an upset. Lol, what a load of bullshit. Boba Pearl is a washed up has-been in the making. Merry Meeple Massacre is the future of this division, everyone else is just a bunch of formless NPCs. Not only are we better wrestlers than you, but I also have magical gems that I can use to curse you. This is totally canon even if they will never appear on screen.

Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:52

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Snooze Cruise posted:

Saw people in chat calling my victory tonight an upset. Lol, what a load of bullshit. Boba Pearl is a washed up has-been in the making. Merry Meeple Massacre is the future of this division, everyone else is just a bunch of formless NPCs. Not only are we better wrestlers than you, but I also have magical gems that I can use to curse you. This is totally canon even if they will never appear on screen.

There is only room for one witch hatted avatar I'd like a match vs Snooze Cruise please

Shions of Qud

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:53

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

verbal enema posted:

There is only room for one witch hatted avatar I'd like a match vs Snooze Cruise please

sounds like someone who is jealous that i have magical gems

Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:55

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Snooze Cruise posted:

sounds like someone who is jealous that i have magical gems

Curse me all you want I have real fists

Shions of Qud

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:57

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

You will have your match next week.

Snooze Cruise vs verbal enema

If verbal enema wins, she gets a magical gem

if Snooze Cruise wins, she gets verbal enema's entrance hat

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:57

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Let's loving gooooo

Shions of Qud

# ? Aug 16, 2023 04:57

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Coming This September

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Aug 16, 2023

# ? Aug 16, 2023 05:00

ddinkins: Sep 5, 2012

That DICK! posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2023 05:01

Bastard Tetris: Apr 27, 2005; L-Shaped; Nap Ghost

That three-faced-nightmare CAW is my favorite thing about video game wrestling, bravo

# ? Aug 16, 2023 05:14

TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Dark Match
TBA Nonsense

Main Card:

Sisal Two-Step vs ghosthorse

Mixed Tag Match - KOs on:
Danaru and W.T Fits vs Solefald and hot cocoa on the couch

Submission Match:
marumaru vs haha what

Two Big Boys Settlin' Their Differences Like Gentlemen
Subjunctive vs Wiggly Wayne DDS
Loser accepts the blame for losing to Jeffrey of YOSPOS and wintertime

Tables Match
Winner challenges next week for the Hardcore Flamewar Title
KungFuGrip vs IGgy IGsen vs ilmucche vs Fellis

Thursday Neon Hardcore Title Match
Extreme Rules
prayer group vs Biosterous

Ladder Match for Metis' Baton
Megamissen vs Metis of the Hallway

Triple Threat
Insetik vs your friend sk vs dromal phrenia

Main Event:
SAW Women's Title Match:
Leraika vs Lady Radia

# ? Aug 16, 2023 05:15