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We should probably just disable the communications antenna. Who wants to talk to earth anyway haha? I am making this suggestion of my own free will and am not being controlled by any sort of insidious alien being.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:We should probably just disable the communications antenna. Who wants to talk to earth anyway haha? I am making this suggestion of my own free will and am not being controlled by any sort of insidious alien being. God drat is it everyone on this ship compromised???!
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redshirt posted:Yeah about that, HR wants to review your Tantric Cultivation class. But if HR gets involved, no one will come !
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redshirt posted:God drat is it everyone on this ship compromised???! Still great over here in the greenhouse! There were some weird little worms I saw but it turns out the guinea pigs just love 'em, it's like they're the best snacks ever for those cute little guys. Never seen the pigginses move so fast.
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redshirt posted:God drat is it everyone on this ship compromised???! I think I'm okay, people were mean about my poetry mishap so I've been locked in my room this whole time. Do you want to come listen to my poetry?
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jizzy sillage posted:I think I'm okay, people were mean about my poetry mishap so I've been locked in my room this whole time. It was fine, but very loud and all on all decks and was actually a pretty big security concern. EDIT: I liked your poetry.
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redshirt posted:God drat is it everyone on this ship compromised???! Well…funny story but remember when we told you everything was yours but Europa? Well, there was a little translation error on our end and woops we meant Callisto. Welp, nothing to do about it now, hands are tied, etc. L̼̟̰͚͖͎̟̗̒̋̉͂͠͡͠Ę̛̛̳͉̳͙͉̜̺͒̀͗̌̆̇͢Ţ̴̹̟̞̺̪̹͎̓̽̍̔̃͋̎͆̕͘ͅ T̷̛̛̘̯̞͈̙͖͙̽̋͆̍̄͠H̷̡̻͚̜͔͊̌͋̈́̂͠E̤͔̘̠͚̺̪̳̼͌̅͒͊͌̌̓̕͟͡ F̧͉̫̝̜̟̼̰͈̿͗̃̍̐͆̉͡E̶̡̦̜̮͉͉̘̘̹͑̑̏͛̂̿̂͡A̝̪͖͍̮͖̒́̀́̃̿̀͟S̛̱̲͈͓͚͍̦͖̟͖̽̈́̊͘T̷̘̜̖̲͉͋̀̇̿̔͐́͛̓̇͢ Ő̢̝̹̘̥̀̏͋͂͟F̧̛̣̦͚̺̲̻̅̓́̕͟͞ Z̧̲͙̮̩̫̹̊͌͆̂̇͘͜͜͝Ẓ̶̛̦̩̜̳͛̽̒͌̇͊͜Ą̭̩̞͖͈͙͑̐̈͛̍̉̈͟͜͟Ä̵̱̦͖̖͊͑̾̈͢’̴̹̥̗̟̳̄͊̆̋́̐̾̈͢͞͞ͅT̯̳̮̦̜̃̆͛̌̐̄̃̉̍̓H̗͉͖͎͗̐̑̀͒̏͟ͅ B̦̭͔̪̯̮͕͈̻͂̿̈́̚͝͞Ȩ͙̮͙̦̞͍̌͆͌͆̓͆Ġ̴̹͕̺͔̦͔̤̉́͆̊I̴̧̹̘̻̮͌͑̇̊͛̑̕̕͞͝Ņ̵̢̨̛̻͍̂̊͊̕͢
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Well…funny story but remember when we told you everything was yours but Europa? Well, there was a little translation error on our end and woops we meant Callisto. Welp, nothing to do about it now, hands are tied, etc. My fellowshipmate, Callisto is safe and well out of the Europa radiation belt. By like a lot!
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jizzy sillage posted:I think I'm okay, people were mean about my poetry mishap so I've been locked in my room this whole time. *finger snaps* ...ok what's all this graffiti near the airlocks written in, I assume, fake blood from the Halloween supply crate? Crew it's still space-August, let's at least wait until Canadian Thanksgiving to start decorating.
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I ENJOY SPORT AND MANY OTHER ACTIVITY WITH MY METABOLISM
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HVAC System goes VROOM, VROOM, VROOM, every night, for years!
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WHERE THE gently caress ARE THE PIZZA SANDWICHES I THINK I DESERVE A loving ANSWER
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redshirt posted:Also just a reminder we are on a 22 minute light delay from Earth and it will increase to 34-35 minutes. Any way we can speed this up? Nobody told me the internet would be too poo poo to play Fortnite. I'm wiling to chip in for gigabit if you guys are.
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I swear to the almighty gently caress... If you sing the Beach Boys' "Kokomo" as "Callisto" one more loving time, I'll space all us motherfuckers, I'm not even kidding. (Overhead speakers crackle on 5 minutes later...) Io, Eukelade, ooh, I wanna take you Titan, Europa, come on pretty mama...
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The Loin King posted:WHERE THE gently caress ARE THE PIZZA SANDWICHES Here to guarantee your delivery satisfaction is a pizza guy with enormous pepperoni and a sack of spicy meatballs. Never mind the odd pseudopod. They're all ridged for your pleasure.
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Deki posted:Any way we can speed this up? Nobody told me the internet would be too poo poo to play Fortnite. I'm wiling to chip in for gigabit if you guys are. Sorry bub, the speed of light is constant. But we have games on board!
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AGREED FELLOW MORTAL I KEEP MY HUMAN BLOOD UNDERNEATH MY SKIN
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Bad Purchase posted:anyone else notice we seem to have entered a dimension of pure chaos a few hours back? Yeah the pizza sandwiches didn't go over well.
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Bad Purchase posted:anyone else notice we seem to have entered a dimension of pure chaos a few hours back? Turn on your monitor.
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redshirt posted:Yeah the pizza sandwiches didn't go over well. Are there any left? Still feeling a bit peckish.
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I TOO EAT HUMAN PIZZA FOOD WITH MY MOUTH
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Are there any left? Still feeling a bit peckish. If you have some daily ship credits.
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Menu update: "Meatloaf" night has been moved to Wednesdays.
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Why are we using credits? Why are you keeping these things from us???!??? It’s time for a Revolution to overthrow our oppressors using this evil credit based system! Free pizza for all!!!
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Pinche Rudo posted:Why are we using credits? Why are you keeping these things from us???!??? It’s time for a Revolution to overthrow our oppressors using this evil credit based system! Free pizza for all!!! How else would you regulate food consumption on board? For example, everyone of course gets the 3 basics. But if you want snacks or an extra dessert, you got to use your limited ship credits. And this is specifically an issue of fairness. What if you saw one crewmember just eating all the cupcakes every night and others having to go without cupcakes? Also, supply chain issues since food is limited and a glutton could ruin it for many,
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I believe they made their policy choices clear. Pizza for free. New York style obviously. Chicago style looks like our disgusting flayed friend Jimmy over there. Hey Jimmy! There certainly is a bit more body horror around here these days...
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Standing in the airlock suiting up for a space walk. I'll let y'all know what I find
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Karma Comedian posted:Standing in the airlock suiting up for a space walk. Um, that's why you are on a hull inspection Lt. Riley.
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Karma Comedian posted:Standing in the airlock suiting up for a space walk. But... but... we already let you back in ten minutes ago!
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Movie Theater scheduling change: You will need to reserve your seat for the show you want to attend starting 9/1
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Wait we have cupcakes?! Yes every Thursday lunch. It's on the printed menu.
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Imagine a giant space elevator over Callisto, Valhalla City, hauling up tons of precious metals every year. And the whole society built there for this - multiple greenhouses, water factories, water factories that don't just make water, but break down water into oxygen and hydrogen, subway systems to the many spinning habitat rings, each housing over 300 people. A giant administrative and recreational ring in orbit.... Thousands of people either in ships or the spinning rings or on the surface, or in the subways between...
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Wait we have cupcakes?! He’s hiding them from us. We need to take the cupcakes that are owed to us!
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redshirt posted:Imagine a giant space elevator over Callisto, Valhalla City, hauling up tons of precious metals every year. And the whole society built there for this - multiple greenhouses, water factories, water factories that don't just make water, but break down water into oxygen and hydrogen, subway systems to the many spinning habitat rings, each housing over 300 people. A giant administrative and recreational ring in orbit.... Thousands of people either in ships or the spinning rings or on the surface, or in the subways between... Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can see...
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Will there be cheese at Callisto? Where would they get the milk? I don't know if I can go 8 years without cheese.
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