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Robo Captain
Sep 28, 2013
Good finish that

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Foot like a traction engine

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Phwoar

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Terminally Bored posted:

Toone's really struggling.

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

It seems that shooting at the goal is how you score?

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back

Terminally Bored posted:

England look awful. Completely static.

Even before the goal they were the better team. Aus can't keep possession for 2 seconds

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

distortion park posted:

pls keep posting

Yeah there was a moment when Walsh was standing in the middle with no one to pass to.

But that strike was :discourse:

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Directly in the score hole, boom

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

She had so much space and time to take the shot in the box. Great fuckin finish though

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


not dead yet posted:

It seems that shooting at the goal is how you score?

aussies just having a go at it too now, you might be onto something

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Fucken pick that out

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

distortion park posted:

aussies just having a go at it too now, you might be onto something

Good way to rack up xG, which as we all know is the key to winning the game.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
hmm try 'kicking goals' maybe

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Fowler looking like trash so far, heavy touches, bad passes, ugh

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

The english team actually has a gameplan when they're near the goal, look at all those beautiful passes :shobon:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
australia’s plan appears to be poke it towards kerr and hope 50,000 shrieking children can influence things

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Eau de MacGowan posted:

australia’s plan appears to be poke it towards kerr and hope 50,000 shrieking children can influence things

The plan is to get the ball, go "uuhhhh", and then lose the ball

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Lady ref is not paid by the minute

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
excellent half by england, probably the best theyve played

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Paracausal posted:

Fowler looking like trash so far, heavy touches, bad passes, ugh

Fowler looks world class and surely will score any second

(that should cancel out this blatant attempt to make Fowler send a banger in, right)

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
The proof is in the pudding and pudding, in this case, is a football

2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

Sentinel Red posted:

Fowler looks world class and surely will score any second

(that should cancel out this blatant attempt to make Fowler send a banger in, right)

Rename youself to Terminally Bored and you might be on to something

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Reporting from the stadium and it sux poo poo in here.

Too many eel eating folk with bad teeth and Aus are playing like poo poo.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

britishbornandbread posted:

England are going to win the FIFA 2023 Women’s World Cup in Australia.

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

a real chump posted:

Reporting from the stadium and it sux poo poo in here.


Stadium Australia might be the worst stadium in Australia

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

Terminally Bored posted:

Toone's really struggling.


habeasdorkus posted:

No surprise, she plays her club soccer in a farmers league.

lol

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
England were on top basically all half imo, the extra body in midfield has meant they’ve constantly had space and moving the defenders around

Great goal tbh, though there was a bunch of times nobody was tracking runners into the box so it was always going to happen.

Not a fan of the tactical fouling tho

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

alright bring on Chloe Kelly and finish em

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Paracausal posted:

Stadium Australia might be the worst stadium in Australia

It’s a great stadium imo but it loving sucks for football.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Paperback Writer posted:

alright bring on Chloe Kelly and finish em

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

webmeister posted:

.Not a fan of the tactical fouling tho

tactical fouling is pushing people over or pulling shirts to stop attacks developing

england are booting australia up the arse to stop attacks developing

there’s a nuance

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Yeah, that backfired hard on me.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Toone is playing a bit deeper than in United and she's constantly beaten to the ball by Gorry. She had one good chance and she took it beautifully, though. I expected Nobbs to start instead of her.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Also lol at the American referee giving the Aussies a free kick any time the crowd wants her to. We’re up against 75,012 people in that stadium.

No way Australia can be that bad again second half.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Paracausal posted:

Fowler looking like trash so far, heavy touches, bad passes, ugh

Yeah she looks kind of lost. I don't know if Kerr starting has thrown her game or something as now she seems to be playing second fiddle

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



I wanted Sweden - Australia, so of course I'm getting Spain - England instead.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Looks like Australia have remembered how to play

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

tactical fouling is pushing people over or pulling shirts to stop attacks developing

england are booting australia up the arse to stop attacks developing

there’s a nuance

I counted at least three counterattacks foiled early by tactical fouls, including the one that got Greenwood carded

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

australia were pretty poor first half against france too so i still have hope

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
cmon cmon cmon

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