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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Barometer posted:

Reading the last word louder and in unison like the graffiti is by the Beastie Boys.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:38

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# ? May 14, 2024 02:56

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Lobok posted:

Reading the last word louder and in unison like the graffiti is by the Beastie Boys.

I paid MONEY
Where is TRAIN
Mike D and Adrock shouting
in my BRAIN

# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:45

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Phy posted:

I paid MONEY
Where is TRAIN
Mike D and Adrock shouting
in my BRAIN

rip MCA

# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:56

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

SpacePig posted:

ok look, I get what you were going for with the trans/trains thing, but let's not have death and rape threats in this thread, alright?

# ? Aug 15, 2023 23:38

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

I've got some deep-fried reposts for you:

# ? Aug 15, 2023 23:42

Fors Yard: Feb 15, 2008; Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Phy posted:

I paid MONEY
Where is TRAIN
Mike D and Adrock shouting
in my BRAIN

Beastie boys known to let the train

Mmmmm, Stop

# ? Aug 16, 2023 00:09

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

captainOrbital posted:

rip MCA

I was gonna throw him in if I did another verse but I didn't want to overstay my welcome

_{_{At least not any more than I already do every day}}

# ? Aug 16, 2023 02:48

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7267133806430145834

# ? Aug 16, 2023 03:02

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

ok look, I get what you were going for with the trans/trains thing, but let's not have death and rape threats in this thread, alright?

Yeah, save those for private messages to mods.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 05:32

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Facebook Aunt posted:

That's why you play a human and do 3 levels of fighter and then dual class to caster. That way you'll start your level 1 caster with a pile of HP and a bunch of level 2/3 friends. The only trick to is to use your fighter weapon specialization slots on weapons you will still be able to use as a caster. There's a good war hammer early on, so specialize in war hammers if you are going fighter/cleric.

Alternately go rogue for 2 or 3 levels and then dual class to caster. If you dump as many dumb rogue skill points as possible into pick locks at first level you can pick most of the locks in the inn and random chests around town, collect a few hundred gold worth of stuff, sell that poo poo and buy slightly better starting equipment from the innkeeper.

Either way it will make your early levels much smoother. Since each class needs a different number of XP to go up levels, and fighters and rogues are the fastest, you should hit level 3 when most of the party are level 2. And then you'll reach 3/3 and unlock all your class features by the time the rest of them are level 4. AD&D XP tables are wild.

sounds like the the way to beat Baulder's Gate 1 is to roleplay someone who follows a walkthrough.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 11:40

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Zetsubou-san posted:

sounds like the the way to beat Baulder's Gate 1 is to roleplay someone who follows a walkthrough.

Some of the most powerful items in the game are hidden in tree stumps and farmer�s fields and require pixel hunting to find. There�s no in game hints to their locations.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 12:50

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

iirc you walk around with tab held down and it shows you all lootable items. been a long rear end time since i played bg1 though so that might not be right

# ? Aug 16, 2023 12:53

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

jesus WEP posted:

iirc you walk around with tab held down and it shows you all lootable items. been a long rear end time since i played bg1 though so that might not be right

Yeah but these are still fuckin tiny and easy as hell to miss.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 12:54

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

jesus WEP posted:

iirc you walk around with tab held down and it shows you all lootable items. been a long rear end time since i played bg1 though so that might not be right

You remember correctly. And the stump items aren't particularly powerful. BG1 is old and has issues, but it's not that crazy.

Though there is an Easter egg pair of underpants in the first game that, if carried all the way through the second, can be used to get a suit of power armor and a machine gun.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 12:56

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

From what I recall the easiest way is to beat BG1 is to get a mod that turns you into a t-rex so you can simply eat all your enemies and don't need to worry about finding equipment in stumps or whatever.

This is a good strategy for most RPG's

# ? Aug 16, 2023 13:00

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

don't think it works so well in Monster Hunter

# ? Aug 16, 2023 13:05

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

much like real life, to hunt the monsters you must become one

# ? Aug 16, 2023 13:08

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Blue Footed Booby posted:

You remember correctly. And the stump items aren't particularly powerful. BG1 is old and has issues, but it's not that crazy.

Though there is an Easter egg pair of underpants in the first game that, if carried all the way through the second, can be used to get a suit of power armor and a machine gun.

In a game where most of your problems can be solved by buying wands and potions but you're limited by gold, getting those stump gems is a big step up. To say nothing of the ring of wizardry or the plate armor crammed in knots and field ditches in the first couple inn/town maps.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 13:35

Gorilla Radio: May 10, 2007; On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.

Derailing Balder's Gate thread to request an image. Sorry.

Looking for a cartoon scene. Blue sky, green grass. I know there's a rabbit, maybe a flower and/or a sun. Everything has big frowns and mad faces.

My Google-fu has failed. Please help.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 14:15

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

https://i.imgur.com/Sj39DOD_lq.mp4

# ? Aug 16, 2023 14:40

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Aug 16, 2023 14:48

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

Nice job, Einstein

# ? Aug 16, 2023 17:01

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

freeedr posted:

Nice job, Einstein

lol

# ? Aug 16, 2023 17:15

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TotalLossBrain posted:

lol

man that dollop episode about einstein...he was not a compassionate dude.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 17:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LifeSunDeath posted:

Must be a royal wedding

# ? Aug 16, 2023 17:46

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Gorilla Radio posted:

Derailing Balder's Gate thread to request an image. Sorry.

Looking for a cartoon scene. Blue sky, green grass. I know there's a rabbit, maybe a flower and/or a sun. Everything has big frowns and mad faces.

My Google-fu has failed. Please help.

I know exactly the one you're talking about but I don't think I have it saved, and it's proving to be really hard to search for as you've already found.

Also, I get the feeling google reverse image search either really sucks now or it just can't handle .png files.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 18:02

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Phy posted:

I know exactly the one you're talking about but I don't think I have it saved, and it's proving to be really hard to search for as you've already found.

Also, I get the feeling google reverse image search either really sucks now or it just can't handle .png files.

Everything at Google is being adjusted downward until it's the lowest quality people will accept.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 18:16

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464

Just imagine having a nice walk downtown, you decide to cut through the Walgreen parking lot to save some time, and you get yelled at by fuckin' Hobocop.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 18:29

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004; Can't post for 19 hours!

# ? Aug 16, 2023 18:58

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

DrBouvenstein posted:

https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464

Just imagine having a nice walk downtown, you decide to cut through the Walgreen parking lot to save some time, and you get yelled at by fuckin' Hobocop.

There's one of these in my local grocery store, which doesn't yell that message, but every 5 minutes reminds about surveillance and I have this fantasy of returning late at night with a series of jacks and blocks and tipping it over.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 19:13

Ironhead: Jan 19, 2005; Ironhead. Mmm.

From experience with portable work lights, you could probably just release the leveling jacks that are already on it (sometimes they are locked, but rarely), and you could tip it right over with the mast in the air. I've watched guys begin to loosen the jacks with the mast still up and they *want* to tip over on their own.

I also don't think I've ever seen one of the security ones where you'd want to have a nice walk downtown. I did have my truck broken into right near one though, and the cops didn't do poo poo about it. I'm not convinced they all actually record.

# ? Aug 16, 2023 19:18

down1nit: Jan 10, 2004; outlive your enemies

Phy posted:

I know exactly the one you're talking about but I don't think I have it saved, and it's proving to be really hard to search for as you've already found.

Also, I get the feeling google reverse image search either really sucks now or it just can't handle .png files.

Happyland.jpg! I have two versions of it at home. I'll post em unless someone beats me

# ? Aug 16, 2023 19:24

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

DrBouvenstein posted:

https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464

Just imagine having a nice walk downtown, you decide to cut through the Walgreen parking lot to save some time, and you get yelled at by fuckin' Hobocop.

What's btv?

# ? Aug 16, 2023 19:31

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Paladinus posted:

What's btv?

Burlington VT.

Ironhead posted:

I also don't think I've ever seen one of the security ones where you'd want to have a nice walk downtown. I did have my truck broken into right near one though, and the cops didn't do poo poo about it. I'm not convinced they all actually record.

It surprisingly is. Like...maybe a tad just outside the nicer area of downtown by, like...a block. But you can hear that thing yelling at people from the pedestrian-only street/mall a block away, and the people who run the Ronald McDonald house across the street, housing the families of sick children in the hospital have to be moved to a different part of the building because it keeps them awake at night:
https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464

# ? Aug 16, 2023 19:50