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the_steve posted:It's worse that that. so branco is using the metaphor in a way that conforms to his version of events: trump is full of drugs and that's what will eventually kill him
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Skios posted:Michael Ramirez Tom Cruise, noted for being a full head higher than the homunculus Ving Rhames.
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The Islamic Shock posted:I kinda automatically AGC'd this in my head because to me the look on Trump's face says "you fuckin' idiots, that's not a knee that suffocates white people". Lmao
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ah a republican must be in trouble. you can count in the ramirez takes: a democrat in trouble: that smug rear end in a top hat needs to be in prison NOW a republican in trouble: let's just put politics aside and get things done!
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco This comic is getting shat on for all the right reasons but can we also take a moment to consider that the oppressor is wearing all his buttons on his pantleg.
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InsertPotPun posted:yeah but there's no way branco actually thinks garland was choked to death. i'm sure he's got a dozen "fentynol!!!" comics. Nah, pretty sure there are conservatives who will admit that Floyd was choked to death, but they add the caveat that "He obviously had it coming for the_steve fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Aug 16, 2023 |
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Microplastics posted:This comic is getting shat on for all the right reasons but can we also take a moment to consider that the oppressor is wearing all his buttons on his pantleg. It's me in my hot topic phase
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skeleton warrior posted:Is… is that Branco saying “if I were Eric Garland I simply would not have cared about the police having a knee on my neck” OK quick correction here, but unless I just got mandelad, you're thinking of Eric Garner. And even then you're thinking of George Floyd, he was the guy who was killed by a cop kneeling on his neck. Garner was killed by a cop putting him in a chokehold. Understandable though, it's kind of hard to keep track of all the black people the cops casually murder.
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skeleton warrior posted:Is… is that Branco saying “if I were Eric Garland I simply would not have cared about the police having a knee on my neck” And lemme cross-check with what Branco said about Chauvin and Floyd real quick Hmm ok I'm seeing the knee is a careful and safe hold by our heroic media but Trump is about to coincidentally die from a fentanyl overdose which will be unfairly blamed on our heroic innocent victim.
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: What, If Anything, Did the President Think? If you have sincere beliefs, how can anything you do be criminal?
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I suspect under that there's also "As long as my actual client genuinely believed all the land in the Ukraine's Ukraine belonged to him, his actions were simply an attempt to set things right." because he is still getting the Putin moneys.
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco
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Pants Donkey posted:Trump is a bratty bottom. A Cartoon I Could Have Lived Without Seeing.
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Weird for Branco to come out and admit that Trump just smugly laid down for them to put their knee on his neck which will eventually kill him.
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HootTheOwl posted:Weird for Branco to come out and admit that Trump just smugly laid down for them to put their knee on his neck which will eventually kill him. No, Trump is too big and powerful for that, he doesn't even care. He's totally and noticably Not Mad about all of what's happening. He is Winning Yugely and you can tell because hey look at this political cartoon I drew.
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If he wasn't Winning Bigly then why are the only people indicting him gay communist marxists? (please refer to my other comics where they are all of those things and also donkeys and kangaroos and bananas and bad and Hunter Biden and a juice cup)
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HootTheOwl posted:Weird for Branco to come out and admit that Trump just smugly laid down for them to put their knee on his neck which will eventually kill him. The knee isn't even on his neck, it's on his back.
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VitalSigns posted:His neck oh you
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VitalSigns posted:His neck Making me think about Trump's pussy and his crack should be illegal.
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Pants Donkey posted:Trump is a bratty bottom. A Cartoon I Could Have Lived Without Seeing. Well that mental image will haunt me to my dying days.
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Pennywise in the bottom right corner is happy fear and hate are still around.
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idonotlikepeas posted:Ed Gamble
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Technowolf posted:
A lazy chess/checkers metaphor, "Hunter did nothing wrong", and Any Day Now. Do better, Bennett.
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idonotlikepeas posted:
Kellies Nomination: Worst False Equivalence idonotlikepeas posted:
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I love how people act like it's hard to tell wgat Trump was thinking. He blatantly told a senator to find more votes and people act like that's an inscrutable riddle.
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"Hey I want to do some crimes can someone help me do the crimes?" "We cannot open windows into men's souls, and without a perfect picture of his intent we cannot make assumptions."
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And as we all know, it doesn't count as a crime if you think that what you're doing is good.
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Skios posted:Gary Varvel I'm going to bet this is like when the right wing tabloids say "heat pumps could cost you $70,000" and it turns out that they picked the largest one, which then meant they needed three phase installing, which then meant that they needed a permit to dig up the street and so on, when a couple of mini split air conditioners would have suited their property fine.
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