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Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
They should put Ryback on Collision, just because I think it would completely break CM Punk's brain (more so than it is already, I mean).

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

World Princess posted:

They should put Ryback on Collision, just because I think it would completely break CM Punk's brain (more so than it is already, I mean).

he should be given a live mic for sure. not sure if he should do a match, will defer to someone whose actually seen him wrestle

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




He should wrestle cm punk

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





History Comes Inside! posted:

He should wrestle cm punk

and win

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Clean

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
I hope Ryback joins AEW so Bryan Danielson can bully him some more

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Ryback blocked me and my friend because he namesearched and saw that we were (tongue-in-cheek but somewhat genuinely since I just think he's a funny meat man) predicting that he was going to show up during Revolution or something, one of the PPVs. Thinnest possible skin. I hope he squashes someone in AEW it'd be so funny

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Tony comes out from the curtain after Ryback squashes Serp

“Ryback ladies and gentlemen. Don’t get used to him, he’s not staying. You already got your handshake Big Guy (don’t touch me). CD would have your hotdog but Punk wouldn’t let him in the building

Bye

Get out of here”

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Ryback blocked me and my friend because he namesearched and saw that we were (tongue-in-cheek but somewhat genuinely since I just think he's a funny meat man) predicting that he was going to show up during Revolution or something, one of the PPVs. Thinnest possible skin. I hope he squashes someone in AEW it'd be so funny

Ryback has thick skin but the eyes are the gateway to the soul and your hurtful words wounded his spirit.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

MassRafTer posted:

Ryback has thick skin but the eyes are the gateway to the soul and your hurtful words wounded his spirit.

"FEED! ME! MORE! ...positive critiques."

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

History Comes Inside! posted:

He should wrestle cm punk

Before he goes out Tony Khan should chant "Feed me more!" in gorilla

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
My favorite Ryback memory will always be the bizarre youtube channel he used to have that seemed to mostly be him filming random things he saw and breathing heavily. The best one was just him wandering around a Target yelling his theme and getting close ups of merch with his face on it

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
He'd also do "mukbang" videos which were just him eating Burger King in his truck

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

My favorite Ryback memory will always be the bizarre youtube channel he used to have that seemed to mostly be him filming random things he saw and breathing heavily. The best one was just him wandering around a Target yelling his theme and getting close ups of merch with his face on it

him going through the drive through blasting his music. Its feeding time!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Ryback is the “we have Brian Cage at home” of wrestlers

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
WAKE UP

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqAOMnTDwQw

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/VRVyper/status/1691979328823652634

Glooming and dooming about how AEW only has 7 years left is a fresh twist on a classic, I love it

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I mean I guess it's an improvement from declaring they'll be out of business within a week

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/VRVyper/status/1691979328823652634

Glooming and dooming about how AEW only has 7 years left is a fresh twist on a classic, I love it

2030!? I'LL be dead by 2030!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/VRVyper/status/1691979328823652634

Glooming and dooming about how AEW only has 7 years left is a fresh twist on a classic, I love it

Someone smarter than me work out where AEW would rank in American wrestling promotions if it were to last 11 years compared to its competition.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I'm very curious as to why the tweeter gave them 7 years. That's a pretty long time if you think about it.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Lid posted:

Someone smarter than me work out where AEW would rank in American wrestling promotions if it were to last 11 years compared to its competition.

Well, Nitro only ran from September 4, 1995 to March 26, 2001, so if Dynamite makes it to 2030 it'll have nearly doubled that.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/iamjondraper/status/1691948693891473435

https://twitter.com/richta87/status/1691951182078419095

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

TV Zombie posted:

I'm very curious as to why the tweeter gave them 7 years. That's a pretty long time if you think about it.

its giving 'i'll keep drinking that garbage'

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

They don't watch either show.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Desperate to know what they think a Dark Side episode on "women's division" would look like.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

They did the Punk episode already


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgUx9WJwjE

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lamuella posted:

Desperate to know what they think a Dark Side episode on "women's division" would look like.

I want to see AEW Roster Flops as a Dark Side episode. 10 minutes of a dramatized scene of Paul Wight trying to work a scale.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
https://twitter.com/ewanwcx/status/1692057102343159918

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Aussie Open, absolute unknowns in the UK. Definitely no rabid support base for them there.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lamuella posted:

Aussie Open, absolute unknowns in the UK. Definitely no rabid support base for them there.

That dude has never heard of Aussie Open so obviously he doesn't know they're a big deal here

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Who the hell is Ibushi & Aussie Open? UK wrestling fans would never watch little Japanese indie feds like NJPW

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lol "roster flops"

A whole episode about how maybe they hired some people who didn't pan out. Truly the darkest side of wrestling at the level of covering up child abuse

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/Nemisythe/status/1691983563380429097

Now this I'm into, maybe TK can read his own tweet.

I do think it's really funny that the one thing you actually could make an AEW DSotR about, Brawl Out, he had to split into two episodes.

MJeff fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Aug 17, 2023

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/Nemisythe/status/1691983563380429097

Now this I'm into, maybe TK can read his own tweet.

I do think it's really funny that the one thing you actually could make an AEW DSotR about, Brawl Out, he had to split into two episodes.

3 episodes! Because what would be the dark side of his initial return, without Brawl Out?

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I know it's just weird AEW derangement rather than a desire to see modern controversies tackled (though if I must be charitable years down the line Brawl Out would be a potentially interesting subject at least) but man, there's a rich mine of content DSOD could get by covering TNA that none of these weirdo folks are entertaining. They want Tony to be Herb Abrams so bad.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



MJeff posted:


Now this I'm into, maybe TK can read his own tweet.
"And your weed wasn't even that good, either!"

Sega 32X
Jan 3, 2004


Is AEW roster flops just the roster falling out of coffins, sometimes in the nude?

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dracula vladdy AF
May 6, 2011
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS, THERE'S WORSE poo poo ON TNA

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