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TheSwizzler, STING 64)
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TheSwizzler posted:
Losing this is worse than getting the goatse shirt.
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Aug 16, 2023 11:42
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TheSwizzler posted:
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Aug 16, 2023 11:56
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TheSwizzler posted:He's in D&D. quote:nothing is out of bounds. No thought or act too machievellian, narcissistic, or downright psychopathic A hat trick!
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Aug 16, 2023 12:03
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TheSwizzler posted:Two Big Boys Settlin' Their Differences Like Gentlemen
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Aug 16, 2023 12:28
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TheSwizzler posted:
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Aug 16, 2023 12:40
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i was in the bathroom studying it and then someone turned the lights out and i couldn't get out after that. i couldn't find the door to get out and that's why i was taken off the card. i mean the door was locked is why i couldn't get out. but i'll be back next week or the week after
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Aug 16, 2023 13:26
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For those of you who aren't familiar with BFC legend Zaurg (who was forumbanned for a while but now after some mod rotations can make one BFC post per month), here you go. It's very goon-in-a-well. If you ever find yourself thinking "I wish I were better with money" then BFC can help! And there's no possible way you're worse than Zaurg. History: Thread 1 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3175682 Thread 2 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3470495 Thread 3 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3775446 Thread 4 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3827922
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Aug 16, 2023 16:44
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First off, loving A!  However, watch this. You can actually pinpoint the second when the nuts rip in half.  You should've known that GBS takes balls seriously. 
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Aug 16, 2023 17:30
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Tarquinn posted:First off, loving A! https://voca.ro/18dowlG5bRAg
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Aug 16, 2023 20:41
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TheSwizzler posted:
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Aug 16, 2023 20:52
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surely we have enough dog people to recreate the kennel from hell match: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4e7bp
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Aug 16, 2023 21:05
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Hoooly lmao! That's fantastic!  I simply cannot beat that outside of the ring, that is. 
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Aug 16, 2023 21:43
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can't deny the ball busting prowess.
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Aug 16, 2023 21:54
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Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend 
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Aug 16, 2023 22:53
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TheSwizzler posted:Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend :'( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MJHecicQ7k
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Aug 16, 2023 23:08
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TheSwizzler posted:Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend
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Aug 16, 2023 23:17
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TheSwizzler posted:Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend
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Aug 16, 2023 23:18
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TheSwizzler posted:Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend RIP to a... Well a one. RIP to a one.
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Aug 16, 2023 23:26
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RIP to that poor terlet
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Aug 16, 2023 23:32
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Aug 16, 2023 23:36
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The opening of this sounds so much like shoresy
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Aug 16, 2023 23:49
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ilmucche posted:The opening of this sounds so much like shoresy Right? Missed a prime opportunity for a "giver yer balls a tug".
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Aug 17, 2023 00:03
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"gently caress you tarquinn, I couldn't sleep after the match because your mom couldn't stop crying over what you did to my balls" "gently caress YOU swizzler!" "gently caress you tarquinn. Your mom gave me a seven hour blowey as an apology. I missed the new Grey's anatomy you dick"
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Aug 17, 2023 00:14
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ilmucche posted:"gently caress you tarquinn, I couldn't sleep after the match because your mom couldn't stop crying over what you did to my balls" lmao
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Aug 17, 2023 00:18
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I just fought Sisal Two-Step at the In Your Haus PPV? Hmm I don't rem ember her and I really going at it. Certainly we don't have  a grudge or anything. I'm sure this will be a frie  ndly competi  tion between  two equals who both respe  YOU KNOW WHAT SISAL YOU'VE UNLOCKED THE GODDAMN TOMB. THERE'S GOING TO BE TWO STEPS ALRIGHT SISTER. YOU AND I STEPPING INTO THAT RING AND ME STOMPING YOUR rear end. YOU MESS WITH THE BONE WITCH YOU GET BONED. TIME'S UP SISAL TWO-STEP. TOMORROW AT MY NEON DEBUT YOU CAN CALL ME THE CRIP KEEPER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CRIPPLE YOU.
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Aug 17, 2023 00:23
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I hear horses are mighty fragile. Better hope those hooves don't slip when you try to step to the OILDOME
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Aug 17, 2023 00:28
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TheSwizzler posted:Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend lmao
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Aug 17, 2023 00:29
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O7 Ohtori Akio posted:lmao Something funny?!?!?
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Aug 17, 2023 01:06
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BRJurgis posted:Something funny?!?!? Your performance in the ring, goonsire.
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Aug 17, 2023 01:12
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TheSwizzler posted:Thursday Neon Hardcore Title Match https://voca.ro/1mIw6gWPdaub
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Aug 17, 2023 01:25
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solid pumpkin jokes per minute rate
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Aug 17, 2023 01:31
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Ohtori Akio posted:Your performance in the ring, goonsire. Dr Jurgis has a terminal dose of giggles to administer to you next time we meet. I'm gonna bust your gut, pal. I'll help with the "rolling on floor" part and you can figure out the "lmao" on your own. You think pastel and comic sans is your ally....?
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Aug 17, 2023 01:33
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BRJurgis posted:Dr Jurgis has a terminal dose of giggles to administer to you next time we meet. I'm gonna bust your gut, pal. I'll help with the "rolling on floor" part and you can figure out the "lmao" on your own. I've been pastel since the day I was born. And you'll be a tedious D&D guy until the day you die.
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Aug 17, 2023 01:45
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TheSwizzler posted:Freed from the cursed shirt, Jurgis can pay tribute to a fallen friend lmao hell yeah
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Aug 17, 2023 02:25
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Ohtori Akio posted:I've been pastel since the day I was born. And you'll be a tedious D&D guy until the day you die. There's nothing else I have to say to you that I can find a way to communicate through verbal or posting means. But I think in the ring I can fully express a more sensory comprehensive thesis. And at the end of this magnum opus, you... yes you will be able to finally vocalize that illusive symphony of pain and hate from your own battered face. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 17, 2023 02:28
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BRJurgis posted:There's nothing else I have to say to you that I can find a way to communicate through verbal or posting means. But I think in the ring I can fully express a more sensory comprehensive thesis. And at the end of this magnum opus, you... yes you will be able to finally vocalize that illusive symphony of pain and hate from your own battered face. You had your shot against me in the ring, and you blew it. Management will find a use for you, maybe as enhancement talent. As for me, I'm on my way to bigger and better things. I'm here for the hardware. I'm going to put CCCC on the map in a way some D&D guy never could.
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Aug 17, 2023 02:33
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Don't work yourself into a shoot
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Aug 17, 2023 02:39
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TheSwizzler posted:Don't work yourself into a shoot uspol working themselves into a shooting
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Aug 17, 2023 03:09
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Namtab posted:uspol working themselves into a shooting the ccccw stable
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Aug 17, 2023 03:12
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Crescent Wrench posted:Just look at those beautiful stats. I may have been knocked out after a marathon performance, but you can't hold me down. The iron Cardassian is coming for that PYF title! you may have lasted longer but we tied on eliminations, and in my mind throwing the most people out the ring is the only stat that matters
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