Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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Strategic Tea posted:This is a real thing in accounting; business owners make all sorts of mathematically bad decisions and absurdly risky plans because 'rarr I don't wanna pay tax on that!!' Ah, the owner version of 'i dont want a raise because itll cost me more in taxes'
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:11 |
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Poe posted:Wait until that CSAM guy complains and won't be his friend. We'll get the other 180. Holy poo poo is the CSAM guy still posting? Ebaum didn't reverse that decision after the Australian Parliament told him he's a loving wierd clown?
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:13 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Holy poo poo is the CSAM guy still posting? Ebaum didn't reverse that decision after the Australian Parliament told him he's a loving wierd clown? No, but he did change it so that if you pay extra, your advertisement maybe won't appear on CSAM guy's posts
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:15 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:He's not far off from Largo in Never Say Never Again either. How dare you take a non-canon Bond movie seriously
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:22 |
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TulliusCicero posted:Holy poo poo is the CSAM guy still posting? Ebaum didn't reverse that decision after the Australian Parliament told him he's a loving wierd clown? Last I saw CSAM guy he’d gone back to his conspiracy theory about how Obama murdered his cook while they were paddleboarding in Martha’s Vineyard.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:26 |
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Darchangel posted:You have no reason to know this, but I’m 53 years old. I’m well aware of Asteroids the game. I knew this since you are clearly an old
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:26 |
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Elon could absolutely be a Bond villain and Bond would show him up for ordering his cocktail wrong or something. No, I'm warning you 007, he's really loving stupid
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:27 |
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Strategic Tea posted:Elon could absolutely be a Bond villain and Bond would show him up for ordering his cocktail wrong or something. Ebaum would become the Bond villain BECAUSE of being shown up about the cocktail
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:30 |
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I'm trying to imagine a remade Tomorrow Never Dies where Elon, Catturd and Ant Man are cast in place of Elliot Carver, Stamper and Dr. Kaufman. Bond wouldn't have to leave England before the villain's plan collapsed in on itself from stupid decisions made.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:32 |
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Elon: No Mr Bond. I expect you to be pwned.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:36 |
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dr_rat posted:I hereby offer to fight Elon Musk for corporate business stuff. Will there be NFTs? Very iunterest in NFT. dr_rat posted:Have they considered that the X-Files movie decided just to cheap real alien cadavers in their film rather than spending a lot of money making a bunch of expensive fake alien models? Ooo! That's just like how the Moon landing was faked, but Stanley Kubrick, who directed it, demanded realism, so they filmed the fake Moon landing on the Moon! YF-23 posted:That's because they don't own that money, the relationship is the other way around. You get that kind of capital by playing under capital's rules, and those rules say that if you don't use your capital to invest, grow, and compete, you will be out-invested, out-grown, and out-competed. The only way, absolutely the only way, you can get billionaires to spend their money on a non-business ventures is if you can somehow dress them up as business ventures. Even when Musk makes an oopsie trips into spending 44 billion dollars on what is clearly a pet project, he has to pretend, to the world and even to himself, that it's a business decision: if he can just get rid of the woke devs and unleash the power of the marketplace of ideas, twitter can be worth ten times as much as it was, if he can just make X an "everything app" it can be worth ten times as much as it did. He cannot admit to it being a vanity project. He cannot just say "yeah I have the money to burn to sustain this indefinitely and I will do it because I feel like it". It has to be an investment. You also can't get that kind of money unless you have exactly zero soul, and utterly curbstomp and otherwise exploit any labor you come in contact with, with no thought whatsoever for their welfare beyond what they can do for you that moment.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:37 |
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...! posted:I knew this since you are clearly an old Get off my lawn.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:39 |
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It's just so surreal that it's 2023 and the "2004 powermad lil bitch final fantasy message board moderator" cliche is not only back, but back in the biggest and dumbest way possible
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:39 |
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Shinjobi posted:It's just so surreal that it's 2023 and the "2004 powermad lil bitch final fantasy message board moderator" cliche is not only back, but back in the biggest and dumbest way possible reported this post to xXx~*~ElOn MuSk (((SEPHIROTH420)))~*~xXX
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:40 |
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No way Elon is a Bond Villain. He is at most a First Act antagonist that the actual Bond Villain kills. More likely he gets obliterated in the opening action shot when they're introducing a new actor to play Bond.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:46 |
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SirPhoebos posted:No way Elon is a Bond Villain. He is at most a First Act antagonist that the actual Bond Villain kills. More likely he gets obliterated in the opening action shot when they're introducing a new actor to play Bond. He's Porkins.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:47 |
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If I had billions of dollars I would buy a good expanse of land, set it up as a nature preserve, but hire some of the classic garden hermits and encourage them to live like wizards or goblins, just get real loving weird with it, as for myself I will have a literal gold hoard and build an animatronic dragon to lie on top of it and spend all my time inside the animatronic dragon, waiting for people to come to try and steal my gold so I can blast them with fire breath. Just get real loving literal with it. Never drop the act even for a second, go on interviews wearing a mask and insisting all the other billionaires are your rival dragons and it's shameful they hide their true forms and don't battle you for their hoards. Musk just goes around acting like an actual crazy person he already DOES THIS he's already LITERALLY DOING THIS and he not only gets away with it but people think he's a GENIUS and a hero and an idol to aspire to BE LIKE but he's not HAVING FUN with it. His theming is BORING it's embarrassing but with just a little effort he could turn this from a sad midlife crisis into an AWESOME midlife crisis. Critical Role and BG3 are huge right now Musk now's your chance.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:50 |
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kazil posted:
This just in! A second wildfire is gripping Hawaii! It seems a rapidly developed Tesla fire engine was being transported on scene via space ex rocket, when the rocket exploded depositing the now burning ev into the middle of a forest.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:51 |
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https://twitter.com/CrookedKnight/status/1691919083841962472 Not me, but reply to get a code
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Hippocrass posted:...................180 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCF1QdyxhM
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:53 |
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Now that I think about it I don't know why I thought this Zuck stuff would finally make him stop posting, how can you dent the confidence of a man who posted this of his own volition
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 22:56 |
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://www.businessinsider.com/scott-galloway-says-hes-locked-out-x-after-upsetting-musk-2023-8 lmao galloway is a bit of a goof, but not a bad person, and probably made some good points. Honestly that is the way to leave twitter, in a blaze of glory
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:01 |
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roffles posted:Now that I think about it I don't know why I thought this Zuck stuff would finally make him stop posting, how can you dent the confidence of a man who posted this of his own volition See, this is what I'm talking about. I'd respect him so much more if he wore gothic industrial and built a smart-phone attachment so he could wear it on his arm and type into it like a loving duel disc. You have all the money in the world why aren't you having fun. Why aren't you playing, you won. Is it possible that winning capitalism means you become its slave?
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:02 |
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dr_rat posted:Have they considered that the X-Files movie decided just to cheap real alien cadavers in their film rather than spending a lot of money making a bunch of expensive fake alien models? The horrible bit is that the aliens were alive until then.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:02 |
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But he did a 360 because he's right back where he started?
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:04 |
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SirPhoebos posted:No way Elon is a Bond Villain. He is at most a First Act antagonist that the actual Bond Villain kills. More likely he gets obliterated in the opening action shot when they're introducing a new actor to play Bond. "Well, Bond, originally we thought you could travel to Montenegro and bankrupt Mr Musk in a high-stakes game of poker to give the British government leverage over him. But, uh...he keeps on tweeting about you." "Tweeting about me, M?" "Yes. He keeps saying '007 should come over to X where the party is', tongue emoji, laughing cat emoji, and then suggests it would be 'based' if you meet up to drag-race your Aston Martin against his Cybertruck, after which he'd like you to go to his house and watch him complete something called 'Deux Ex' on 'Realistic Difficulty. Then he says, 'Honey badger needs more vodka martinis,' whatever that means." "Jesus Christ." "Yes. I fear this will be your most dangerous mission yet, Bond. You're going to have to pretend to be Elon Musk's friend."
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:06 |
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Hippocrass posted:...................180 No, he has come fully back around to the original method. Spun in a complete circle and ended up back where it started just shittier.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:41 |
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MunchE posted:No, he has come fully back around to the original method. Spun in a complete circle and ended up back where it started just shittier.
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:47 |
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YF-23 posted:That's because they don't own that money, the relationship is the other way around. You get that kind of capital by playing under capital's rules, and those rules say that if you don't use your capital to invest, grow, and compete, you will be out-invested, out-grown, and out-competed. The only way, absolutely the only way, you can get billionaires to spend their money on a non-business ventures is if you can somehow dress them up as business ventures. Even when Musk makes an oopsie trips into spending 44 billion dollars on what is clearly a pet project, he has to pretend, to the world and even to himself, that it's a business decision: if he can just get rid of the woke devs and unleash the power of the marketplace of ideas, twitter can be worth ten times as much as it was, if he can just make X an "everything app" it can be worth ten times as much as it did. He cannot admit to it being a vanity project. He cannot just say "yeah I have the money to burn to sustain this indefinitely and I will do it because I feel like it". It has to be an investment. He's also the king of the grift subculture where everything is work and hustle and everyone loving worships money in the most pathetic way possible, so it's impossible to admit it's a vanity project because doing so would dispel the narrative that everything is part of The Rich Man's Big Plan To Get Richer
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 00:25 |
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bsky-social-3v4kg-imdmm Post if you use it
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:03 |
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El Jeffe posted:bsky-social-3v4kg-imdmm I took this, thanks. Been waiting months for one. Will post my invite codes here to pay it forward.
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:09 |
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El Jeffe posted:bsky-social-3v4kg-imdmm i thought this thread was against using white supremacist's websites
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:12 |
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You all heard the thread police, no more posting .gov links
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:14 |
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Every time it makes me smile
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:17 |
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:17 |
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gently caress yeah I played the gently caress out of this game on Genesis
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:18 |
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YOUR UNCOOL NIECE posted:bsky-social-iifbk-j6uyu Used. Thanks!
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:19 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i thought this thread was against using white supremacist's websites yes yes yes all social media is nazi media can we loving stop with this poo poo already?
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# ? Aug 17, 2023 01:22 |
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/08/16/tweetdeck-access-x-twitter-musk/quote:The company formerly known as Twitter has revoked free access to TweetDeck, a tool for power users used primarily by journalists, and is now directing users to a sales page for X Premium, the company’s new name for the subscription service it previously called Twitter Blue.
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lol
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