ArmZ posted:

sounds like chuds to me

Red Baron posted:

it’s the guy who invented Linux

Consummate Professional posted:

sad!

Harton posted:

local venue wants me to come to the show Saturday and learn their system so I can fill in when their normal guy is unavailable.

band playing the show is my buddy’s band who I did sound for a month ago. They didn’t even get me this gig it’s totally random, so I’m gonna surprise them Saturday by being there and hopefully I did a good enough job they will vouch for me and I’ll be in.

I think I can do this man

Red Baron posted:

yes the mods (cops) are all their friends (or so they think)

ArmZ posted:

they're all so desperate to be cops lol

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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Harton posted:

local venue wants me to come to the show Saturday and learn their system so I can fill in when their normal guy is unavailable.

band playing the show is my buddy’s band who I did sound for a month ago. They didn’t even get me this gig it’s totally random, so I’m gonna surprise them Saturday by being there and hopefully I did a good enough job they will vouch for me and I’ll be in.

I think I can do this man

WrasslorMonkey posted:

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Foolgle posted:

The joke “Your monitor is off” is a classic computer joke that relies on the misunderstanding of the word “monitor”. In the context of computers, a monitor is the screen that you see the output of your computer on. However, the word “monitor” can also be used to refer to someone who watches or supervises something.

So, when someone says “Your monitor is off”, they could be referring to either the physical monitor or the person who is monitoring the computer. The joke is that the person who is being told the joke misunderstands the meaning of the word “monitor” and thinks that the person is telling them that their computer screen is turned off.

This joke is funny because it is unexpected. The listener expects the person to be telling them that their computer screen is turned off, but instead they are being told that they are being watched. This unexpected twist is what makes the joke funny.

Here is an example of how the joke could be used:

* Person 1: “I can’t see anything on my screen.”
* Person 2: “Your monitor is off.”
* Person 1: “What? My monitor is right here.”
* Person 2: “I mean, the person who is monitoring you is off.”
* Person 1: “Oh, I get it. That’s funny.”

The joke can also be used in a more sarcastic or ironic way. For example:

* Person 1: “I’m working on a really important project.”
* Person 2: “Your monitor is off.”
* Person 1: “What? I’m right here.”
* Person 2: “I mean, you’re not paying attention to anything. You might as well be asleep.”
* Person 1: “Ha ha, very funny.”

In this case, the joke is not so much about the misunderstanding of the word “monitor” as it is about the person being told the joke being oblivious to what is going on around them.

The joke “Your monitor is off” is a simple but effective joke that can be used in a variety of ways. It is a good example of how a misunderstanding can be used to create humor.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

invlwhen posted:

it was a perfect procedure call

invlwhen posted:

it was a perfect procedure call

smarxist posted:

good project
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4020471&pagenumber=2704#lastpost

Spoondick posted:

... went to pick up the younger kid and and there's a thumbhead fatass loudly complaining in a room full of children about a "loving non binary" checkbox on an enrollment form because the kids are too young for that checkbox on the form the adults fill out... just a classic slice of americana

Red Baron posted:

it’s the guy who invented Linux

CaptainBeefart posted:

What

2DCAT posted:

Why have I not been inviting to play there yet

Schmoe Cwead posted:

bad news folks, this thread is performing below expectations. frankly, the other thread is making u guys look like chumps

step it up plz

Red Baron posted:

this thread is about quality, the other about quantity

Schmoe Cwead posted:

bad news folks, this thread is performing below expectations. frankly, the other thread is making u guys look like chumps

step it up plz

Schmoe Cwead posted:

bad news folks, this thread is performing below expectations. frankly, the other thread is making u guys look like chumps

step it up plz

Red Baron posted: