|
Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
|||
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes |
|
420 | 4.43% |
| No |
|
69 | 0.73% |
| Goku |
|
9001 | 94.85% |
| Total: | 9490 votes | ||
|
What's this charge for "X Premium" on your credit card??!! edit; Lord what a snipe
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 01:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 08:18 |
|
|
Neddy Seagoon posted:If I had Elon money, I'd invest in green energy technologies and regreening forests, along with public housing and theblike. I'd treat GoFundMe's as a hobby, spending a night just paying out in full their entire website completely for anything that didn't look like a total scam. Caligula did those, and people also died at his, and he got those reactions even back then. What I'm saying is, you'll need a gimmick that only untold fortunes can arrange. Something like, "buck-wild orgy on a literal sunken ship, sitting under 10 meters of water on a shallow sea floor." Undersea speakers blasting Crab Rave is optional.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:19
|
|
"
|
F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm trying to imagine a remade Tomorrow Never Dies where Elon, Catturd and Ant Man are cast in place of Elliot Carver, Stamper and Dr. Kaufman. Bond wouldn't have to leave England before the villain's plan collapsed in on itself from stupid decisions made. it's a movie about a submarine scheme, i think we know who we need involved
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:23
|
|
|
Musk attempting to cross a sea in the Cybertruck to escape Bond but it just sinks.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:30
|
|
|
kazil posted:yes yes yes all social media is nazi media can we loving stop with this poo poo already? i dont think the myspace guy ever followed richard spencer
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:31
|
|
|
or friended perhaps...
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:32
|
|
|
Come, Mr. Bond. Fight my Tesla Cyber robot in hand to hand combat, in this cage match. *Bond shoots guy in spandex* Don’t make me come in there Mr. Bond. Or are you too chicken? Say what is your opinion on poultry?
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:32
|
|
|
Barometer posted:What's this charge for "X Premium" on your credit card??!! Saying it's for (legal) porn would be less shameful than the truth
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:38
|
|
|
X Musk
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:48
|
|
|
Escape Goat posted:Saying it's for (legal) porn would be less shameful than the truth What about Elon porn
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:52
|
|
|
Mistle posted:What I'm saying is, you'll need a gimmick that only untold fortunes can arrange.  I guess it's more undisclosed fortunes though
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:53
|
|
|
Escape Goat posted:Saying it's for (legal) porn would be less shameful than the truth 
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 02:56
|
|
|
Mozi posted:X Musk X Premelon
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:05
|
|
|
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/tech/x-ads-pro-nazi-account-brand-safety/index.htmlquote:Jason Yellin, University of Maryland’s associate athletic director, expressed concern about the placement of the football team’s post on the account and said Maryland Football has not spent money on advertising on X since 2021, meaning X may have promoted the post despite it not being a paid ad. lol just running ads for free on nazi accounts
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:12
|
|
|
I got three more invites incase anyone wants. I have no idea what the interval is because I haven’t been on long and that feels like a lot. ...! posted:What about Elon porn Banned and launched into the sun alongside Julius Caesar’s poetry.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:13
|
|
|
didnt someone say musk was in Ohio, is ohio where that steel company with the X stonk name is located from?
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:16
|
|
|
JustCallMeDC posted:I got three more invites incase anyone wants. I have no idea what the interval is because I haven’t been on long and that feels like a lot. That does sound like it's pretty fast, makes me think they might be ramping things up? Also yes I would like one.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:21
|
|
|
FlocksOfMice posted:See, this is what I'm talking about. I'd respect him so much more if he wore gothic industrial and built a smart-phone attachment so he could wear it on his arm and type into it like a loving duel disc. You have all the money in the world why aren't you having fun. Why aren't you playing, you won. because then only some people into the same poo poo would know about his antics. by buying up not just the cosplay convention, but also the town square and the whole loving rest of the city he can insert himself into everything that's going on. You can't tune him out. You can't ignore him. His stupid ugly face will scroll into your feed every few seconds. You'll hear stories about him every day, you'll love him, you'll adore him, you'll laugh at his jokes or he'll use his own-everything powers to ruin your day with anything from petty HOA Karen poo poo to having his howling sycophant army swarm and brigade whatever you care about. And of course he can straight up exile you for the smallest offense. quote:Is it possible that winning capitalism means you become its slave? I think buying twitter and utterly destroying it is in fact a perfect move for a hyper-narcissistic supervillain. If you can burn that much cash and not care about it, I can scarcely think of any other thing to do that would be quite that satisfactory.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:33
|
|
|
Honestly the fact that he's trying to prove a point from three decades ago with the whole "X"/everything app deal kinda is along all these lines. It's just that Elon Musk is fundamentally kinda lame so the best he can come up with for his "rich enough to do literally anything" money is try to prove that actually his dumbass business idea that got him kicked out of paypal was a good idea all along.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:38
|
|
|
the one thing you can't buy is having everyone genuinely like and respect you
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:41
|
|
|
kazil posted:https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/tech/x-ads-pro-nazi-account-brand-safety/index.html Incredible, running ads for free and without permission, he’s reached a level not seen since Adam Sandler’s 8 Crazy Nights. All we’re missing is a musical number.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:43
|
|
|
Entropic posted:the one thing you can't buy is having everyone genuinely like and respect you Don't listen to this person, I will like and respect you for the right price
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:43
|
|
|
JustCallMeDC posted:I got three more invites incase anyone wants. I have no idea what the interval is because I haven’t been on long and that feels like a lot. I'll have one if it's still going, it'll make a nice cheap birthday present for my wife. E: tyvm Unkempt fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Aug 17, 2023 |
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:53
|
|
|
Entropic posted:the one thing you can't buy is having everyone genuinely like and respect you I dunno. I would like and respect someone who solved world hunger which would have cost like 1/5th of what Elon paid for Twitter.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:53
|
|
|
kazil posted:https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/tech/x-ads-pro-nazi-account-brand-safety/index.html It's part of his new strategy where you have to pay him not to put your brand name next to nazishit.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 03:56
|
|
|
JustCallMeDC posted:I got three more invites incase anyone wants. I have no idea what the interval is because I haven’t been on long and that feels like a lot. I would like an invite if you still have one!
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:01
|
|
|
Saxon posted:I would like an invite if you still have one! That was the last one, until I get more whenever that will be. The Lone Badger posted:It's part of his new strategy where you have to pay him not to put your brand name next to nazishit. Wouldn’t that lead to a lawsuit?
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:08
|
|
|
I don't go on Twitter. Can anyone please tell me what these Nazi loving ads are I guess I just want to cringe and be terrified but please for god sakes me what the gently caress a Nazi advertisement looks like on Twitter or NSFW it. Whatever. Not because I'm going to be putting my right hand over my shoulder anytime soon but I just want to know how Nazi it really is. Like is it 'stand tall for the fuhrer' with a jackboot on sale at Alibaba?
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:13
|
|
|
JustCallMeDC posted:Wouldn’t that lead to a lawsuit? It's also really bad for business. Think that'll stop him?
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:14
|
|
|
Alucard posted:
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:15
|
|
|
WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I don't go on Twitter. Can anyone please tell me what these Nazi loving ads are I guess I just want to cringe and be terrified but please for god sakes me what the gently caress a Nazi advertisement looks like on Twitter or NSFW it. Whatever. Not because I'm going to be putting my right hand over my shoulder anytime soon but I just want to know how Nazi it really is. you nailed it
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:15
|
|
|
WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I don't go on Twitter. Can anyone please tell me what these Nazi loving ads are I guess I just want to cringe and be terrified but please for god sakes me what the gently caress a Nazi advertisement looks like on Twitter or NSFW it. Whatever. Not because I'm going to be putting my right hand over my shoulder anytime soon but I just want to know how Nazi it really is. It's not Nazi ads. It's regular ad being shown alongside Nazi tweets.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:15
|
|
|
Elon is pretty cool, right guys?!?
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:16
|
|
|
Vivian Darkbloom posted:It's also really bad for business. Think that'll stop him? Of course not, I think he’ll find a way to do something even dumber. WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I don't go on Twitter. Can anyone please tell me what these Nazi loving ads are I guess I just want to cringe and be terrified but please for god sakes me what the gently caress a Nazi advertisement looks like on Twitter or NSFW it. Whatever. Not because I'm going to be putting my right hand over my shoulder anytime soon but I just want to know how Nazi it really is. I wouldn’t say they’re Nazi ads, just increasingly the sort of ads that can be described as “bottom of the barrel”. Half the poo poo that gets promoted straight up looks like scams and the other half is crypto poo poo…which is also a scam.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:20
|
|
|
JustCallMeDC posted:I got three more invites incase anyone wants. I have no idea what the interval is because I haven’t been on long and that feels like a lot. They were going out every 10 days, but I just got my most recent one 5 days after the last one.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:23
|
|
|
JustCallMeDC posted:That was the last one, until I get more whenever that will be. Thank you again! I’ll pay it forward in the thread 
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:30
|
|
|
I want to tug on Elon's face skin like it's the big Mario 64 head
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:41
|
|
|
Captain Hygiene posted:Don't listen to this person, I will like and respect you for the right price Entropic posted:genuinely deep down, they know
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:50
|
|
|
Hippocrass posted:It's not Nazi ads. Oh. Okay so this isn't as bad as I thought. It's still bad.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 08:18 |
|
|
The Lone Badger posted:It's part of his new strategy where you have to pay him not to put your brand name next to nazishit. You really can't afford to pass this up I'm a huge piece of poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Aug 17, 2023 04:52
|
|
