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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Wk 18: my control is 80-grade yall just dont know where im locating
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Gj Stanek

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
That dude taking off his toupee to wipe the sweat off his head was great

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Didn't know the Marlins had an Amish pitcher

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I don't know whether to be mad at the Cubs for not remembering that they are playing the White Sox or at the White Sox for not remembering that they are the White Sox

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
:siren: The Yankees are below .500 :siren:

also oh poo poo I was so absorbed in the Astros and Dynamite that I didn't notice Reid Detmers of all people is doing a thing

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

:siren: The Yankees are below .500 :siren:

Back to back shut outs too

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Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

 It's pretty clear that the WSox are easily the best team in the NL central

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

RC and Moon Pie posted:

Kirby Yates being good is something I still cannot comprehend.

I know it's Jackson Stephens, but every time I see Kirby Yates I can only think *anguished Roll Tide noises*

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Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Christ, Kremer is getting squeezed on the inside part of the plate, he's gotten two strikeouts stolen and it's only the third inning.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Wild to win a series mostly thru pitching but will take a sweep of the Yankees no matter how it comes, especially when it dunks them under .500

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Throw strikes Mushi

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Goddammit Mushinski, we have a seven run lead in ninth so DON'T WALK GUYS

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
You got lucky he swung at that terrible pitch, Mushinski

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Ill take it. Someone beat the Rangers for me a few times tia

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Go do that thing Detmers

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

fast cars loose anus posted:

Ill take it. Someone beat the Rangers for me a few times tia
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Go do that thing Detmers
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Terrible walk, Detmers

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Robbie Grossman feels like the kind of guy to break this up

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Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Lmao this strike zone at San Diego is garbage

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
oh come on grossman struck out on that you loving ump

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Does Kimbrel always have poo poo on his hat? I thought umps were supposed to get real mad about that now

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Holy poo poo Kimberly

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Artix posted:

Lmao this strike zone at Texas is garbage
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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

oh come on grossman struck out on that you loving ump
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
now detmers is shook

rip the nono

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
We need 100% robo-umps. No challenge system; let the computer call the entire game

I will die on this hill :colbert:

gently caress umps

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Does Kimbrel always have poo poo on his hat? I thought umps were supposed to get real mad about that now

If you see him in person, you’ll see he’s always surrounded by a little Pigpen-esque poo poo cloud

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Now would be a good time for the Cubs offense to wake the gently caress up

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
hey jankowski if you could gently caress off and either ground or strike out here I'd appreciate it

e: thanks jankowski

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
poo poo on the hat sounds unsanitary

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Good job, Detmers

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
ohtani should start warming to finish this one out

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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More low strike garbage. gently caress this ump.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

ohtani should start warming to finish this one out

Or he could just hit a bomb that would be cool

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Cubs score a single run challenge

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

 He's not coming back out

Don't gently caress with this game Phil

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

Or he could just hit a bomb that would be cool

Seems fitting his bomb is the only run of the game

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Now would be a good time for the Cubs offense to wake the gently caress up

no

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
not sure I've ever seen Ohtani take a swing that bad

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