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i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

triple sulk posted:

definitely accurate, but good luck nonetheless to people with less than a year or two of professional experience because it's hard for people with 10-20 years

man this is literally what happened word for word in 2009 except it was poo poo like chemical engineers instead of fake engineers

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:32

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:33

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

icantfindaname posted:

Ozempic is going to have some sort of horrible long-term effects that will only be discovered when 40% of the population is on it long term

https://twitter.com/raphaels7/status/1662021374276255746

sixty eight loving weeks

just doing some jumping jacks and pushing yourself hard for 45min 4 times a week for 8 weeks will give the same results and you don�t end up with tiny little fat balloons that will no doubt end up as some sort of microplastic concentrator wrapped around your heart

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:35

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

i am harry posted:

sixty eight loving weeks

just doing some loving jumping jacks and pushing yourself hard for 45min 4 times a week for 8 weeks will give the same results

that's hard and also some people are unable to due to disability

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:35

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

how many weeks is sixty eight weeks?

let�s see there�s four weeks a month�ten months is 40 weeks so a year is �.so this is after taking the drug for like a year and some change?!

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:39

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Mrs Demon is a lawyer and her advice to people wanting to go to law school: don't

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:41

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

theres always bulimia

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:46

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i am harry posted:

sixty eight loving weeks

just doing some jumping jacks and pushing yourself hard for 45min 4 times a week for 8 weeks will give the same results and you don�t end up with tiny little fat balloons that will no doubt end up as some sort of microplastic concentrator wrapped around your heart

sorry but that takes effort. i'm a lazy american (aka: goon) that just wants to watch tv, get drunk, and eat trash so ozempic ftw

# ? Aug 18, 2023 04:52

selec: Sep 6, 2003

lol that is nearly five times the dose I�m on, that�s a lot of loving Ozempic

# ? Aug 18, 2023 05:07

err: Apr 11, 2005; I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

people are incredibly bearish on equities now so posting this for posterity.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 05:37

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/1692311750748602624

Lmao if you could swing it, buying a cheap house somewhere and renting it out for 18 years would probably get you enough money for college by then.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 05:41

Paradoxish: Dec 19, 2003; Will you stop going crazy in there?

Handing your kid the keys to a house when they turn 18 would do so much more to give them a leg up in life than paying for a college education, like lmao it's not even close.

If the kid wants to go to college they'll easily figure it out while paying a fraction of the living expenses of all of their peers.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 05:44

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

triple sulk posted:

mid/senior level roles are so rough right now and i basically never see entry level stuff. it's not surprising that the candidates are older as a result.

for some unknown reason a place that i thought would autoreject me actually bit on an application and set me up for a phone screen which i did, and now it seems to be leading into an interview loop as scheduling allows. the hiring process looks to be a nightmare though with a written exercise that has a whole set of data to evaluate and would probably take like 15-20 hours to do well, plus all the subsequent interviews. the listed pay range is absolutely disgusting though so i have to at least try.

it isn't my primary opportunity right now though as there's another i'm really interested in. it's just so hard when you never know what any given interviewers want to hear with these behavioral sessions.

What are you gonna do to celebrate when you finally land a job?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Not shocking when businesses keep asking for a combination of skills + degree for entry level positions you can't acquire until you're old

That you can't acquire unless you get a job like this in the first place. So you can't advance because you haven't yet advanced. I haven't worked with Azure before, so clearly I'm not ready to work with Azure even with a certification. Haven't managed anything before despite years of experience, so clearly not ready.

skooma512 has issued a correction as of 05:59 on Aug 18, 2023

# ? Aug 18, 2023 05:56

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

an art college is about $40k a year now.

I promise I can teach anyone everything they�d ever learn on any art school course, plus some useful stuff too, one on one, once a week for two hours, plus some internet chatting, for a year.

$500 a week, PM me for details

# ? Aug 18, 2023 05:57

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

err posted:

people are incredibly bearish on equities now so posting this for posterity.

Big fan of the screaming demon bear, yeah

# ? Aug 18, 2023 06:17

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

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# ? Aug 18, 2023 06:22

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/1692311750748602624

Lmao if you could swing it, buying a cheap house somewhere and renting it out for 18 years would probably get you enough money for college by then.

if, instead of going to college and getting a job, i had bought a house and played xbox for 15 years i would be much richer than i am now, probably close to retirement

# ? Aug 18, 2023 06:27

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

i am harry posted:

sixty eight loving weeks

just doing some jumping jacks and pushing yourself hard for 45min 4 times a week for 8 weeks will give the same results and you don’t end up with tiny little fat balloons that will no doubt end up as some sort of microplastic concentrator wrapped around your heart

Can't out exercise a bad diet.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 06:27

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Mola Yam posted:

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i love that movie

# ? Aug 18, 2023 06:28

Lacrosse: Jun 16, 2010; >:V

icantfindaname posted:

Ozempic is going to have some sort of horrible long-term effects that will only be discovered when 40% of the population is on it long term

https://twitter.com/raphaels7/status/1662021374276255746

I'm old enough to remember Phen Phen so I'll pass on this miracle weight loss drug too

# ? Aug 18, 2023 06:43

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

i am harry posted:

an art college is about $40k a year now.

I promise I can teach anyone everything they’d ever learn on any art school course, plus some useful stuff too, one on one, once a week for two hours, plus some internet chatting, for a year.

$500 a week, PM me for details

Sorry but you cant recreate the frustration of working full time while doing a dual major in art school and having students being fully paid by their parents to go making GBS threads on the amount of time and polish you on paintings and sculptures.

It still took me 10 years to pay it off and its sheer luck i did.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 07:28

webcams for christ: Nov 2, 2005

Azuth0667 posted:

Can't out exercise a bad diet.

can't out exercise a built environment that promotes higher obesity rates than ever seen in human history

expensive drugs are the perfect answer to obesity: no structural change required, and the economic loss of lower calorie consumption is offset by wildly high pharma profits

number go uo

# ? Aug 18, 2023 09:42

webcams for christ: Nov 2, 2005

lol

# ? Aug 18, 2023 09:46

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

webcams for christ posted:

can't out exercise a built environment that promotes higher obesity rates than ever seen in human history

expensive drugs are the perfect answer to obesity: no structural change required, and the economic loss of lower calorie consumption is offset by wildly high pharma profits

number go uo

yep

# ? Aug 18, 2023 10:20

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

quote:

CALIFORNIA, USA � Bella (not her real name) was born in Disneyland, to hear her parents tell it. Back in those days, Orange County was Disneyland to many, and they were living in the hills just a half dozen miles away.

Her first visit to Disneyland wasn�t memorable, at least not for her. Being a newborn, she mostly napped through the occasion, giving her parents cover (albeit very little) for buying themselves annual passes and making memories with their firstborn that they still cherish to this day.

That early introduction was the fairy spark that lit a magic flame that burns to this day�Disneyland is where she has since spent many of life�s most magical moments.

Her first boyfriend took her there to kick off their summer break after college. It�s where she memorialized her first real adult job. It�s where her last boyfriend (now husband) took her to celebrate their engagement.

Would Disneyland capture her babies� fates the same way? And would they survive their inaugural visit? These were the questions on their lips on the eve of Memorial Day Weekend.

2023 marks the 100th anniversary of The Walt Disney Company, and she knew Disneyland would offer special things to make the occasion especially memorable. Among them:

- Special food and beverages throughout the park (must try: The Platinum Trifle or old-fashioned cream soda
- Limited-availability novelties like Disney100 Ear Headbands and drink holders cast in a platinum colored coating.
- Flashing Disney100 Glow Cubes, a perfect accessory to that afternoon iced tea

And, at one and two, both kids would be free (admission is free until the age of three).

The ticketing and reservation interface was efficient. They threw in two days of parking passes and also opted for Disney Genie+ service (starting at $25 per ticket) for good measure. Disney Genie+ service helped them save the equivalent of four to five hours in line at the most popular attractions over the weekend, meaning they could experience that much more of Disneyland Park.

She highly recommends three things:

- Get Genie+ service. It will save you a ton of time and help you maximize your time on rides rather than in-line. It is limited-availability so definitely worth it ($25 per ticket).
- Stay at a Disneyland Resort Hotel. They did not for this trip due to their last-minute planning (all the Disney resorts were booked up), and wished they had for quicker access to the parks.
- Stay for at least two days to experience all of the Disneyland Resort and check out Disney California Adventure Park. Your kids will thank you, and so will your taste buds.

Memorial Day Weekend: Saturday 5/27 at Disneyland Park: On Saturday, they were quickly escorted to a parking spot. It was a quick and painless process even with a stroller and two babies in tow.
Pro tip: Pre-pay and then you can just scan your code through the Disney app.

Her little girl �wow-ed� and pointed at the Horse-Drawn Street Car as they walked down a familiar Main Street, USA. It was 11:20. They headed to New Orleans Square hoping to get a table at the Blue Bayou Restaurant, and re-live their engagement experience (except with kids) but were lured by cast members to step instead into River Belle Terrace. There was no line and no wait, and a tempting menu that accommodated them. The pretty waterfront patio view was charming, but they opted to sit inside to enjoy the full experience.

They used Genie+ service in the Disneyland app, and booked their first experience, Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters at 2 p.m. At intervals, park goers with Genie+ service can log into their app and book Lightning Lane passes, which allows for minimal waiting in line, for some of the most popular Disneyland attractions. It�s an invaluable time saver, especially if you have unpredictable young kids. Even if you don�t opt for Genie+ service, Disney Genie service (which comes with every ticket) helps you route your day to maximize efficiency, providing updates about when to access different rides based on predicted wait, and your priorities for the trip. It gave them a couple of hours to get in some delightful rides before heading over to Tomorrowland.

It�s a Small World was always a favorite on Disneyland visits with Bella�s parents. Her mom was a fan of the quick lines and air-conditioned, cavernous interior and feel-good music and sets. What was so special was the wonder filling the eyes of her two girls as they floated through the warm, oh-so-familiar caverns, immersed in the joyful singing and dancing of miniature children and animals from around the world. Their toddler quickly got the melody down and began singing along while dancing in her seat. She was so happy in this small but joyous world that it took a bit of doing to coax her off the boat.

For Bella, that was the mom-highlight-of-the-day.

Now, a word about diaper changes. This was a much-dreaded unknown. Would there be good access to changing tables? Would you have to wait in line forever with a screaming toddler in tow? The answer in short, no. Disneyland has done everything to make a necessary diaper change feel less daunting, with plentiful restrooms, tons of stalls and numerous and easily accessible changing tables. Pro-tip: Most of the time, it�s quicker to just recline your stroller back and change the children in the stroller.

Next, they took the kids to Fantasyland and Alice in Wonderland. Then, they headed to make their Lightning Lane time at Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters. Both girls were fascinated by the authoritative Buzz Lightyear they had only seen on the TV screen. With their Lightning Lane entrance, they waited around 15 minutes. Since they were in Tomorrowland, they headed over to Galactic Grill for a quick afternoon snack. Pro-tip: Order your food on the Disneyland app.

The next stop was Adventureland and the Jungle Cruise where the girls were thoroughly captivated by the mischievous monkeys.

Next on the agenda was Star Wars: Galaxy�s Edge, the new Star Wars experience, a first time treat for the whole family. While traversing the path between Frontierland and Star Wars: Galaxy�s Edge around 3:30 p.m., the toddler fell asleep. And as if by magic, so did her baby sister. So much for concerns about missed naps. Perhaps overwhelmed by the new experiences, both stayed asleep for two hours.

The couple booked their next Lightning Lane experience, Autopia, for 7:30 p.m. � 8:30 p.m.

Bella�s husband took the opportunity to go on a height-requirement ride, the Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run and she put their name down on the waitlist for Oga�s Cantina, a venue that specializes in small bites and mostly drinks (alcoholic and non-alcoholic). After she�d had her Moogan Tea sans kids (no strollers allowed, understandably in this venue), they headed to Red Rose Taverne for an early dinner. They found some comfortable seating and took the opportunity to order from the app while both kids continued their nap.

By around 6 p.m., the lines were pretty good, so they went through a ton of Fantasyland attractions in record time. They went on the King Arthur Carrousel, Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Mr. Toad�s Wild Ride, Pinocchio�s Daring Journey, and then over to Tomorrowland for Autopia (a height requirement ride, but their average-sized two-and-a-half-year-old made the cut). Lighting Lane saved them about 45 minutes of wait time. Pro-tip: �Rider Switch� if you�re the parent stuck with the baby on a height requirement ride, have your spouse tell the ride operator that you will be doing a rider switch. After they stand in line and ride once with your little one, you can ride again without having to stand in line, and your child gets twice the fun!

Afterward, they headed back over to Galactic Grill for a snack and some dancing. Chip and Dale, Stitch and others took the stage, and taught a dancefloor of enthusiastic kids and kids-at-heart, some choreographed moves to �80s pop hits. Both girls loved it!

After an hour of dancing, their oldest agreed to leave, after they promised her one more ride. It was around 9 p.m. They headed to Pirates of the Caribbean for one last ride and clocked a 10-minute wait. And as they walked around the waterfront of New Orleans Square, the fireworks show started. The little girls were mesmerized watching the supernovae of colors above the Mark Twain Riverboat.

It was the perfect end to a very special day.

They promised both girls it was only the beginning as they had plans to come back to Disney California Adventure Park the next day. On the way out of the park, they stopped to get a cookie for the girls. And at the last retail opportunity by the park exit, the eldest asked for a pair of pink sequined Minnie ears.

Memorial Day Weekend: Sunday 5/28 at Disney California Adventure Park

The family promised themselves a relaxed pace this time. As soon as they entered and made it over the bridge, the daughter pointed at the Toy Story green soldiers as they made their way down the street and engaged with bystanders.

But the mama was in need of coffee so they ushered her along. Only after coffee and coffeecake at the Cappuccino Cart at Pacific Wharf did she feel ready to wind their eventful way to lunch at Lamplight Lounge � Boardwalk Dining where their little one broke a plate. She didn�t suffer the recrimination that might have normally accompanied such a calamity. In fact, the staff made her feel as though she had done something quite wonderful.

From there, the day became a blur of happy activity for two people shepherding two young ones two and under.

In order of rides and attractions, they were able to experience:

Inside Out Emotional Whirlwind, Jessie�s Critter Carousel, Golden Zephyr, Toy Story Midway Mania!, Redwood Creek Challenge Trail, Photo op with Raya, Luigi�s Rollickin� Roadsters, Mater�s Junkyard Jamboree and The Little Mermaid � Ariel�s Undersea Adventure.

On both days, stroller maneuverability was pretty good, and they were able to stroller-park at all attractions without difficulty. Most areas were attended to by a cast member, which provided a sense of order.

As on the day before, both girls indulged in a long two-and-a-half-hour nap around 4 p.m. after tiring themselves out at the Redwood Creek Challenge Trail, comprised of a network of climbable nets and little recreation areas. The couple took the kids� nap time as an opportunity to eat dinner, uninterrupted at Pacific Wharf. It was nearly 11 p.m., closing time, when they were able to end another magical day without tantrums through masterful bribery with ice cream and a few rides on The Little Mermaid � Ariel�s Undersea Adventure.

The young family�s inaugural Disneyland trip is now a forever-memory that sparked the same wonder, imagination and awe in their kids, as it had for them.

Disney�s 100th anniversary turned out to be the perfect time to see what�s new, what�s changed, and enjoy the wonder that never will.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 11:24

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/1692126095867367567?t=coReUn8yX6ItmRkyVAxCdg&s=19

# ? Aug 18, 2023 11:47

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

icantfindaname posted:

Ozempic is going to have some sort of horrible long-term effects that will only be discovered when 40% of the population is on it long term

https://twitter.com/raphaels7/status/1662021374276255746

i know a doctor who spends half their day telling people "ozempic is not a weight loss drug in any practical sense, you should diet and exercise" but the people protest and gnash their teeth for to have a pill popping solution

# ? Aug 18, 2023 11:59

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

also, lol, wonder how this effects pulmonary muscle

quote:

About 40% of it comes from lean body mass (which is mostly muscle) in comparison to nearly half that with calorie restriction or bariatric surgery (22% and 25%, respectively)

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:03

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

i am harry posted:

an art college is about $40k a year now.

I promise I can teach anyone everything they�d ever learn on any art school course, plus some useful stuff too, one on one, once a week for two hours, plus some internet chatting, for a year.

$500 a week, PM me for details

the public college I went to KU is $25k/year for tuition and fees and everything lol

$100,000 to go to school in state for a bachelor's degree

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:17

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

You know there is a way to both train up and go to school for free�

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:25

Orange Devil: Oct 1, 2010; Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Well, free... for the low, low price of selling your soul.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:25

sonatinas: Apr 15, 2003; Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

Lacrosse posted:

I'm old enough to remember Phen Phen so I'll pass on this miracle weight loss drug too

this is definitely the return of the phen phen craze but I�m not sure if there will be a similar ending however unless some real serious side effect comes out that is untenable even in this environment .

my spouse�s friends back in the 2000s remembered fondly the phen phen days and were upset they�re gone.

plastic surgeons have a new revenue stream now from deflated butts and faces.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:27

a_gelatinous_cube: Feb 13, 2005

Also yellow jackets making peoples' hearts explode and olestra making everyone poo poo their pants. Weight loss stuff is wild.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:35

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

if, instead of going to college and getting a job, i had bought a house and played xbox for 15 years i would be much richer than i am now, probably close to retirement

from 2016
https://macleans.ca/economy/economicanalysis/is-owning-a-home-the-best-job-in-town/

(fake canadian dollars)

seems highly unsustainable but all the rich people like it

# ? Aug 18, 2023 12:59

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

icantfindaname posted:

Ozempic is going to have some sort of horrible long-term effects that will only be discovered when 40% of the population is on it long term

https://twitter.com/raphaels7/status/1662021374276255746

Between covid and ozempic, the new American pastime is sudden cardiac death

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:01

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011; Semper Shitpost Ubique

Orange Devil posted:

Well, free... for the low, low price of selling your soul.

There's that part, yep.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:09

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Frosted Flake posted:

You know there is a way to both train up and go to school for free…

Better hope the us doesnt start another war of aggression

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:10

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

RealityWarCriminal posted:

Better hope the us doesnt start another war of aggression

That could also lead to drastic weight loss though

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:26

selec: Sep 6, 2003

Egg Moron posted:

also, lol, wonder how this effects pulmonary muscle

lol put your pants back on, the mask is slipping

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:32

Azuth0667: Sep 20, 2011; By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

webcams for christ posted:

can't out exercise a built environment that promotes higher obesity rates than ever seen in human history

expensive drugs are the perfect answer to obesity: no structural change required, and the economic loss of lower calorie consumption is offset by wildly high pharma profits

number go uo

Yep, would be nice if we could do more research into endocrine disruptors and what not but I guess that's communism or something so we can't.

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:46

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:33

selec: Sep 6, 2003

Azuth0667 posted:

Yep, would be nice if we could do more research into endocrine disruptors and what not but I guess that's communism or something so we can't.

if it�s Gila monster blood that ends up helping an epidemic that makes millions of people miserable, well, we might just have to accept that step on the road.

it�s cool that it�s Gila monster blood though

# ? Aug 18, 2023 13:48

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