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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Gonz posted:

Ryan Lindley remains the worst QB i've ever seen in the NFL, which I understand is a bold statement, but please take a moment to understand that he set the NFL all-time record for most pass attempts to start a career without a touchdown (228).

It got to the point where local radio stations were begging the Cardinals to sign literally anybody else to start the upcoming Cards' playoff game (even Tim Tebow) because they knew that Lindley was going to be a disaster.

Lo and behold, the Cardinals lost that playoff game to the Panthers, 27-16, and in doing so, they set an NFL record for fewest total offensive yards in a playoff game with 78. Lindley completed 16 of 28 passes for 82 yards, one touchdown and two interceptions that evening. And somehow, he looked even worse than the numbers suggest.

Ryan Lindley makes Christian Hackenberg look like John Elway.

I will always relish an opportunity to share this recap of the So Bad It's Unquantifiable game: https://grantland.com/the-triangle/bqbl-a-running-diary-of-the-jets-cardinals-quarterback-failure-clinic/

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Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

kiimo posted:

Kurt Warner is one of the best stories in the history of the NFL prove me wrong

The Blind Side Box Office: $309 million
Invincible Box Office: $58.5 million
American Underdog Box Office: $26.5 million

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Air Bud: Golden Receiver Box Office: $10,224,116

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

kiimo posted:

Kurt Warner is one of the best stories in the history of the NFL prove me wrong

Damar Hamlin died and rose again on the field. He is football Jesus. Jesus has the greatest story ever told.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Damar Hamlin died and rose again on the field. He is football Jesus. Jesus has the greatest story ever told.

no rings

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I think Ryan Lindley is cool and good

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

I think Ryan Lindley is cool and good

Just not at NFL football

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Incitatus posted:

Air Bud: Golden Receiver Box Office: $10,224,116

Ruff performance

That matt rhule video will never not be funny. It's so quiet somebody feels the need to break up the awkward silence with a Michael Jackson hee-hee. It looks like a bunch of people who are about to be handed a blindfold and a cigarette.

zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Aug 18, 2023

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Kurt Warner - Bags to Riches.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
the Panthers were once coached by David Cross?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Pron on VHS posted:

the Panthers were once coached by David Cross?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKie-vgUGdI

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Gonz posted:

Ryan Lindley makes Christian Hackenberg look like John Elway.

Going to Hack's stat page and finding it blank still gets a hearty lol. About the one good thing you can say about the Todd Bowles era was that the team was willing to say "NOT EVEN ONCE" to a second round pick after watching him in practice.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hack played in one of those spring leagues and made it like three games before getting benched.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Mega64 posted:

Hack played in one of those spring leagues and made it like three games before getting benched.

Yeah it was the AAF before it became apparent it was a Ponzi scheme and folded. He was just as dogshit as we had always imagined :allears:

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

kiimo posted:

Kurt Warner is one of the best stories in the history of the NFL prove me wrong

Tim Tebow beat the Steelers in the playoffs.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

MrLogan posted:

Tim Tebow beat the Steelers in the playoffs.

the lesser manning ruined tom bradys perfect season

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Docjowles posted:

Yeah it was the AAF before it became apparent it was a Ponzi scheme and folded. He was just as dogshit as we had always imagined :allears:
It's incredible that he got benched for being bad in a league dominated by the likes of Garrett Gilbert and John Wolford.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Soul Glo posted:

the lesser manning ruined tom bradys perfect season

I think you mean Greater Manning

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Docjowles posted:

Yeah it was the AAF before it became apparent it was a Ponzi scheme and folded. He was just as dogshit as we had always imagined :allears:

It's sort of a ponzi scheme but spring football is really try outs for one specific team. So far in the AAF and XFL they've absolutely stacked only one team in each league with NFL quality players to see how they do.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

Kurt Warner - Bags to Riches.

Kurt Warner's story is real nice I wish he was less religious, maybe just Rivers level ultra religious. He's just so hard to listen to


Most Arizona sports figures blow IRL, we have Randy Johnson as the shining exception

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Soul Glo posted:

the lesser manning ruined tom bradys perfect season

Can’t spell Elite without Eli :smugdog:

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Febreeze posted:

And it loving ruled


Also the 2014 7 win Panthers beating the Ryan Lindley Cardinals was the worst let's be real the 2022 Giants weren't that bad

if carson was healthier in those years....i'm sure bengals fans would sympathize

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

zimbomonkey posted:

That matt rhule video will never not be funny. It's so quiet somebody feels the need to break up the awkward silence with a Michael Jackson hee-hee. It looks like a bunch of people who are about to be handed a blindfold and a cigarette.

I have not seen this video but feel a need to do so

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I have not seen this video but feel a need to do so
This one?

FizFashizzle posted:

The loss to Danny Dimes was probably the worst of the Matt Rhule era but it did give us this video of them walking onto the field.

https://twitter.com/dmrussini/status/1571533334047608834?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1692574579879821524?s=20

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

zimbomonkey posted:

That matt rhule video will never not be funny. It's so quiet somebody feels the need to break up the awkward silence with a Michael Jackson hee-hee. It looks like a bunch of people who are about to be handed a blindfold and a cigarette.

I’d never noticed the “hee-hee” before :laffo:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

fartknocker posted:

I’d never noticed the “hee-hee” before :laffo:

good lordt :stare:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Man did I get drunk and overstate my affinity for Kurt Warner last night :lol:

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

kiimo posted:

Man did I get drunk and overstate my affinity for Kurt Warner last night :lol:

did you see jesus and did he tell you to do this

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I Love You, Man. I mean Kurt!


woof

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


kiimo posted:

Man did I get drunk and overstate my affinity for Kurt Warner last night :lol:

In vino veritas

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/johnloydroberts/status/1692462184809513234

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





And on the other side of the spectrum, Sean McVay openly contemplates retirement every year

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lol at that reading EXACTLY like that NFL Rookie Watch stupid account

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


Looks better than Russ

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/1692604453075955988

I am questioning why the Raiders beat writer is at Chargers camp

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


The prophecy is fullfilled

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Seems like a solid pickup. Hopefully Darby also works out--that one could be very important even after Humphrey is able to return. Our corner depth is not very good at the moment.

Wow surprised Clowney is just 30. It feels like he's a guy that's been around forever.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

the chargers have never lost a game when they have a good qb, it's true

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

How many teams have cool, kind of rustic practice fields? I know the colts have one too.

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