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Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

Meh dumb snipe

Vitamin Me fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Aug 18, 2023

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Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
An emu bit my sister and it led to them not being allowed to roam freely at the zoo. Remember what they stole from us.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Waste of Breath posted:

An emu bit my sister and it led to them not being allowed to roam freely at the zoo. Remember what they stole from us.

Your sister being no longer allowed to roam freely at zoos?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I finally got a new hat after like 10 years. I just saw this at a gas station and bought it. :)


I need a haircut bad.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I finally got a new hat after like 10 years. I just saw this at a gas station and bought it. :)


I need a haircut bad.

SCONNY

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i climb the stuff (ribs have healed)



Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


Sid Vicious posted:

i climb the stuff (ribs have healed)





Those aren’t monkey bars, yet you appear to be monkeying around. Curious.



Feeling p gay today

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Those aren’t monkey bars, yet you appear to be monkeying around. Curious.



Feeling p gay today

Is that a magic mirror that makes you gayer? If yes can I buy it from you?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I'm at a viking/metal crossover festival. Consider this a reminder to myself to post a picture when I'm properly vikinged up tomorrow.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


Desert Bus posted:

Is that a magic mirror that makes you gayer? If yes can I buy it from you?

No, I try to become gayer and gayer every day. You can make your own though! The trick is to find it in an alleyway and then never ever clean it.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

No, I try to become gayer and gayer every day. You can make your own though! The trick is to find it in an alleyway and then never ever clean it.

I don't have alleyways :(

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



I don't know why never cleaning mirrors is a gay thing but every queer person I know has a filthy mirror

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



mine are basically filth that I can catch a glimpse of myself through

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I pay people to clean mine or they would be filthy

JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

Computer viking posted:

I'm at a viking/metal crossover festival. Consider this a reminder to myself to post a picture when I'm properly vikinged up tomorrow.



Speaking of this, we saw Amon Amarth and Ghost last night.



hello we are here to raise our horns and attend the black mass..

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Those aren’t monkey bars, yet you appear to be monkeying around. Curious.



Feeling p gay today

Can you hear the voice of the planet?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


on the way to dinner for my daughter's fifth birthday



and after dinner on the patio at the restaurant

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.



I've made some concessions to this being a festival and not a viking market - no knife, modern boots instead of my viking shoes. I may dig through and find some jewelry.

(I also have a leather hood and a wool cape if it gets cold.)

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Also, on reflection, that belt arrangement appears to be designed for twinks, it'll emphasise any stomach fat. Oh well, I'm sure that's period appropriate.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get wrecked on aquavit and lutafisk, skaal!!!

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

hot sauce pee hole posted:

You're both clearly enjoying yourselves and that's all that matters.

God drat those are some gorgeous locks though.

Lookit those fucken dogs :swoon:



My beard has a white patch.

Well we could definitely pass for brothers, or at least related. What's up fellow whitening beard brother? :cool: :respek: :cool:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Herbicidal Maniac posted:

Well we could definitely pass for brothers, or at least related. What's up fellow whitening beard brother? :cool: :respek: :cool:

I am somehow not going grey but I keep finding red hairs in my beard.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Desert Bus posted:

I am somehow not going grey but I keep finding red hairs in my beard.

That's how mine started. From brown, to red, to white. One at a time. :(

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That's how mine started. From brown, to red, to white. One at a time. :(

It would be pretty neat to go full red but lol that ain't what's happening here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My barber, not my usual guy, decided to get real short on the sides.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

My barber, not my usual guy, decided to get real short on the sides.



Would you ride a motorcycle or be in one of the cars in The Great Humongous' post apocalyptic army? You look fookin' fierce mate, I like it.

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

journey into Kirk's unknown


Might be short but I'll second Charles, looks good!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


numberoneposter posted:

My barber, not my usual guy, decided to get real short on the sides.



looks good tbh

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

My barber, not my usual guy, decided to get real short on the sides.



you should fire him

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you should fire him

Can you gently caress off?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you should fire him

:getout:

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Desert Bus posted:

I am somehow not going grey but I keep finding red hairs in my beard.

Are... Are they your hairs?

JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you should fire him

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Come on bro.

I think dude is looking right. Nails the vibe at least

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
About to go to Tacoma to get my wedding hair trim (just the tips and evening it up) and beard trim and shaping. Gonna be cool, I get hot towels!

Also if you want a fantastic barber go to Tim at Buzzerd's Barbershop if you happen to be in the area 8)

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Herbicidal Maniac posted:

Are... Are they your hairs?

They attached to my face but there is no way to be 100% sure.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Freshly cut and trimmed :D

Chernobyl Princess
Jul 31, 2009

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

:siren:thunderdome winner:siren:

I just wanted to eat my ice cream but the dingo decided she needed Attention

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im makiny chicken fingers (:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

HonorableTB posted:

Freshly cut and trimmed :D



I am glad you enjoy your cut and trim. Respectfully, have you considered going clean shaven for your wedding?

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81923_3
Aug 20, 2023
selfie: in desperate need of a dispensary connection

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