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Eshettar posted:AITA for not wanting to engage with my niece about her birthday? *Borat voice* My son!!
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Well that's a signature, I guess 
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Aug 19, 2023 04:43
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Aug 19, 2023 04:44
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I wish more youtube pranksters took some lessons from those fine french canadians
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Aug 19, 2023 04:50
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I don't know, a day seems like a long rear end time for a prank like that. I'll take Post Titles I Never Thought I Would Read for $500, Alex. AITA for making my sister pay for my dog's abortion? quote:I (F28) have a working dog who is intact and obviously (normally) carefully handled to ensure no accidents happen.
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Aug 19, 2023 04:57
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Cowslips Warren posted:I don't know, a day seems like a long rear end time for a prank like that. obviously sister is the rear end in a top hat here for completely disregarding the OPs instructions about his dog but gently caress dude, if you don't want this to happen get your dog fixed because a lot of the time it's not an if it's a when.
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Aug 19, 2023 05:33
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Cowslips Warren posted:I don't know, a day seems like a long rear end time for a prank like that. So was the dog not already spayed because they couldn’t find time in working dog’s busy work schedule to have it done? Kind of like how I had trouble getting time off work to go to the dentist to have an infected tooth dealt with because management was so lovely at that job. Also, according to a quick Google, dogs cannot get pregnant when they are not in heat, so the dog was in heat, just not bleeding. I’m okay with OP charging the sister, though, for disregarding the directions to keep the dog on the leash. ‘Cause that is just loving stupid in an unfamiliar neighborhood. Sure, maybe the dog considers OP’s dog to be their pack, but it was enough of a concern for OP to ask that she walk the dog on a leash, so OP’s did likely is not going to do what the sister’s dogs do out of solidarity with the back, or whatever. Maybe OP should only charge the sister the extra fee for the abortion part, which should be around the same as an “in heat” charge at 2-3 weeks pregnant, iirc, since it takes more time to make sure that all the extra blood flow is tied off so that there is no internal bleeding.
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Aug 19, 2023 05:45
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Vim Fuego posted:*Borat voice* My son!! [My voice] My eyes!!
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Aug 19, 2023 06:29
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AITA for leaving itemized tips to compensate for my wife's behavior?quote:My wife and I (in our 30s) dine out every once in a while but not too often because of my wife's annoying habit, inherited from her family. She always complains, sends food back if it's not absolutely perfect, and makes needless requests/substitutions (she doesn't have allergies or sensitivities). It can easily take 5 minutes for her just to order her own food and sometimes I've already finished my meal by time she gets her food because she sends it back, asks for modifications, etc. I know restaurant staff don't appreciate it. I've tried talking to her about this but she doesn't see an issue with it.
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Aug 19, 2023 07:19
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for leaving itemized tips to compensate for my wife's behavior? Do you think they constantly threaten to break up over every little thing, as a joke?
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Aug 19, 2023 08:29
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This linequote:She would like to add that she didn't think it was a big deal before because, as she puts it, she doesn't think twice about meeting expectations in her line of work, even if they are above and beyond the norm, she's just happy to meet demand, but she recognizes that not everyone feels that way. is one I've only ever heard from people that I categorically dislike
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Aug 19, 2023 09:11
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That update was written at gunpoint
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Aug 19, 2023 09:12
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boofhead posted:This line It’s generally said by people that don’t do the actual work, don’t understand the actual work, and consistently make work more stressful for those that do the work. I bet she also wants employees to comes into the office everyday for
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Bored posted:So was the dog not already spayed because they couldn’t find time in working dog’s busy work schedule to have it done? Kind of like how I had trouble getting time off work to go to the dentist to have an infected tooth dealt with because management was so lovely at that job. Nah, they said they were keeping her intact, so probably leaving the option open to breed her in the future. Actual working dog breeds aren't cheap, and depending on what you're using them for you might want puppies if a good opportunity comes up. Also sister is fully the rear end in a top hat, working dog or not. Would she be complaining about dogsitting fees and such if the dog ran off into the neighborhood and got killed by a car? Our dog's first instinct when he gets outside is to fuckin book it towards adventure if he isn't on a leash; if we had someone sit for him and told them never take him outside off-leash and they lost him for 6 hours I'd wanna loving murder them and he's just a rescue mutt.
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Bored posted:It’s generally said by people that don’t do the actual work, don’t understand the actual work, and consistently make work more stressful for those that do the work. they also tend to get paid a LOT more than the people they're criticising, and the apology is 100% a "sorry that i have a such a strong work ethic, i guess not everyone wants to be a worthy and productive member of society like i am" dig
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Aug 19, 2023 09:39
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I read it as "she doesn't mind doing unpaid labour" and assumed the girlfriend was just an idiot as well as obnoxious
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Aug 19, 2023 09:42
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Op needs to put her on blast to cut that poo poo out then and there. [spoiler] Lol that psychic is a menace.
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Aug 19, 2023 09:47
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BrigadierSensible posted:Because this one is indeed, funny, harmless I don't think it is in either of these scenarios: > The band played during his classes > during a serious conversation he was having with a professor.
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Aug 19, 2023 09:54
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8one6 posted:OP's wife needs some sort of brain doctor. 100% NTA get out and make sure their son is also safe. Have you considered that maybe the fetus had bad vibes? It's her choice no matter how stupid she is. Doesn't mean he has to stick with her.
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Aug 19, 2023 09:58
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Issaries posted:Have you considered that maybe the fetus had bad vibes? If I was him I'd be worrying about what stupid suggestions the psychic might make re their son. I'd be going for 100% custody no matter what it cost.
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Aug 19, 2023 10:08
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kimbo305 posted:I don't think it is in either of these scenarios: That's what made me assume it was fake, because any professor I have ever known would have yeeted the mariachis out of the room before they ever had a chance to be disruptive.
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Aug 19, 2023 10:08
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Apparently the only good pranks are fake pranks
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Aug 19, 2023 11:31
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA? Played what I thought was a harmless prank on my friend and now he’s mad. That definitely seems like it could get very annoying after a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7w7nend7M The_Franz fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Aug 19, 2023 |
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Aug 19, 2023 12:28
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wheatpuppy posted:That's what made me assume it was fake, because any professor I have ever known would have yeeted the mariachis out of the room before they ever had a chance to be disruptive. Yeah, it rang false for that reason. A whole school day and security wasn’t called at any point?
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Aug 19, 2023 14:31
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It's just like an episode of my favorite situational comedy, The Big Bang Theory!!!!
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idiotsavant posted:Nah, they said they were keeping her intact, so probably leaving the option open to breed her in the future. Actual working dog breeds aren't cheap, and depending on what you're using them for you might want puppies if a good opportunity comes up. But the dude said he doesn't want to be a "backyard breeder". I could understand if he had a male he wanted to stud. Just get your freakin dog fixed. Sister is still the rear end in a top hat though. I hate people who don't leash their dogs.
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I think he was leaving her intact so she'd develop fully, since she's a working breed. Spayed/neutered dogs are smaller and have less muscle mass if you spay them as puppies. He seemed to be okay with it now because she's 6 years old.
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DrManiac posted:Op needs to put her on blast to cut that poo poo out then and there. I want to be a psychic who just says horrifying poo poo to people. "Okay, this card is the empress, meaning you will be taking on a nurturing role in the near future. And this next one is... Oh poo poo this Ancestral Recall! Dead are going to start climbing out of their Graves until they draw blood from three people! Oh GOD this next one is the FOUR OF CLUBS , it's too late everyone's fuckin" dead now! Run home and shelter in place for two years! If you see anyone on the street they are actually dead and you need to slap 'em in the junk then run away!"
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Aug 19, 2023 15:30
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just casually shuffling cards from every TCG I can think of into my tarot deck, don't worry about it bicycle is very collectable dontcha know
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Aug 19, 2023 15:34
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Oh poo poo! That's a Pikachu! All gravel is electric, now, gently caress!
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Aug 19, 2023 15:36
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Still not sure I could be cruel enough to tell someone their unborn baby is going to be the next Hitler.
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Aug 19, 2023 15:41
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I can't imagine "your baby will be evil" inspires much repeat business. I conclude that she's the real deal and saved the next generation from the worst person the world will ever know. EDIT: holy gently caress, my reg date. How.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Still not sure I could be cruel enough to tell someone their unborn baby is going to be the next Hitler. I think that's what posting in D&D is supposed to train you for or possibly C-SPAM
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Aug 19, 2023 15:55
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All babies have the potential to be Hitler
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All babies are bastards
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Metaline posted:I can't imagine "your baby will be evil" inspires much repeat business. I conclude that she's the real deal and saved the next generation from the worst person the world will ever know. Happy 20th birthday, SA account!
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Aug 19, 2023 16:22
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See that is the problem with prophecy, so many of them turn out to be self-fulfilling you never know that if you do as told, you're actually evading anything. AITA for refusing to not smoke while IN the smoking area of a pub because a family was choosing to sit there? quote:Here we go … I am more amazed there are smoking areas still.
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Aug 19, 2023 16:51
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Cowslips Warren posted:See that is the problem with prophecy, so many of them turn out to be self-fulfilling you never know that if you do as told, you're actually evading anything. In English pubs they're pretty standard, you don't find many without one.
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Cowslips Warren posted:See that is the problem with prophecy, so many of them turn out to be self-fulfilling you never know that if you do as told, you're actually evading anything. I’m not surprised that a pub would set one up in an outside area to try reach a crowd. It’s wild to visit Japan and see all the little indoor smoking rooms in buildings for people to be able to stay indoors and have a smoke.
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