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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
Mr Holland's Penis

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
Dead Penis Society

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
20,000 Penises Under the Sea

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
Dog Day Penis

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Sniper Special Penis

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
The Thin Blue Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
The Taking of Penis 1-2-3

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
E.P.: The Extra-Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Everypenis Everywhere All at Once

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

mark immune posted:

E.P.: The Extra-Penis

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
A Fistful of Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Three Billboards Outside Penis, Missouri

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
St. Elmo's Penis

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
The Last Penis Show

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Girl: (does some sociopathic poo poo)

Her gays: honestly, penis

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
Penis Is Beautiful (La pena è bella)

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/Johnny_suputama/status/1692513162669461999?t=jNqEpLIaaZ5Vrv39m6_coQ&s=19

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
(Interview to be a penis vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'penis'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) PENIS

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

(Interview to be a penis vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'penis'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) PENIS

Lmao

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Hi Adam - you’re right, I am not Penish. Since you find me ugly, feel free to never look at me. The ugly Penis is a vile centuries old anti-Penish trope so next time, please just go straight to ugly and leave out the rest. Thank you.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Hi Adam - you’re right, I am not Penish. Since you find me ugly, feel free to never look at me. The ugly Penis is a vile centuries old anti-Penish trope so next time, please just go straight to ugly and leave out the rest. Thank you.

loll

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Hi Adam - you’re right, I am not Penish. Since you find me ugly, feel free to never look at me. The ugly Penis is a vile centuries old anti-Penish trope so next time, please just go straight to ugly and leave out the rest. Thank you.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

(Interview to be a penis vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'penis'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) PENIS

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/1692440431764623859?s=20

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007

That was a good one

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

oh no! lmao

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Was that the largest penis they could carve? I should think this would be a contest among cities; imagine what you could do with a California redwood

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 26 minutes!

Dokapon Findom posted:

Was that the largest penis they could carve? I should think this would be a contest among cities; imagine what you could do with a California redwood

well it is Japan

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

well it is Japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQS_B8mE0uA&t=116s

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Mr Holland's Penis

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Penisbox: Barcelona

Get Penis (Beatles movie)
Get Penis (Horror movie)

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Penis

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Penis

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

the milk machine posted:

Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Penis

starring pennis miller

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Dokapon Findom posted:

Was that the largest penis they could carve? I should think this would be a contest among cities; imagine what you could do with a California redwood

actually every skyscraper is a penis carving made of glass and metal

cis american life
May 20, 2021
mission: impossible - dead penis

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Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
Extremely loud and incredibly penis

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